"The Sorcerer Supreme and Dormammu join forces?"
Supergirl looked at Russell in confusion, and Shen Menghan next to him added the second half of the sentence: "The Sorcerer Supreme and the Lord of the Dark Dimension in the movie [Doctor Strange], how come you always encounter plots in the Marvel world?"
"What do you mean always? It sounds like I have met before..."
Russell was puzzled, and after a moment he suddenly realized: "Oh, you and I have participated in the Infinity War of the Lord God, and have appeared in the Marvel world."
"No, that's not what I meant."
Shen Menghan frowned and looked at Russell: "I remember that during the Lord God's Infinite War mission, you took my teammates and me to Morag to get the Power Stone. You were able to fly a spaceship and understand star maps. Your explanation at the time was that you had experienced [ Guardians of the Galaxy] mission, I am very familiar with this plot.”
"Oh, that's true. Look at my brain..."
Russell blinked in confusion. When he was wearing Jason's vest and showing off, he boasted so much that he really couldn't remember this part.
"You're not lying again, are you?"
Supergirl raised her eyebrows and looked at Russell with a suspicious look. After hearing this, Shen Menghan also became vigilant.
"I never tell lies about things that don't happen... I sometimes lie and deceive people, but as you know, they are all white lies."
Russell grabbed Supergirl's hand, used the method of diversion, and stared affectionately: "The Master Supreme and Dormammu teamed up, and I almost died. Don't you feel sorry for me?"
Snapped!
Shen Menghan raised his hand and slapped Russell's hand away: "After all, don't do anything, and besides, you're not dead after you almost died!"
"But it's really dangerous!"
After using a little trick to make the two superwomen forget to ask questions, Russell said that there is no pleasure in victory in IQ crushing, and started to talk nonsense seriously: "I was framed by the Supreme Mage, and mistakenly entered the dark dimension to face Dormammu, and then the Supreme The mage sealed the dimensional passage and teamed up with Dormammu to harm me..."
"Wait a minute, something's wrong."
Shen Menghan had a strange look on his face and looked at Russell with disgust: "What outrageous thing did you do to make the two mortal enemies, the Supreme Mage and Dormammu, put aside their past grievances and join forces to attack you?"
"Well, I stole the Time Stone."
"Why did you steal that thing?"
Supergirl then added the question: "What mission has the Lord God issued? You have to steal the Time Stone to complete it. This has nothing to do with the plot at all!"
Russell sighed: "You don't understand, I am different from your normal reincarnations."
"Tell me how abnormal you are, and we will analyze it for you to see if you can be saved."
There seems to be something wrong with this!
Russell raised his eyebrows, not wanting to be like a woman, and said bluntly: "Aren't you surprised? During the first team battle mission, I had the power of superhuman blood and could teleport. Why didn't it disappear later?"
"Moreover, this happened many times, and the strength attributes displayed each time were different. It seemed that I couldn't spend all the reward points and exchanged them for many kinds of abilities."
"It's very strange. Your explanation before was that there was no shortage of money, so you are still lying!"
Supergirl said, her and Shen Menghan's eyes started to look bad.
"..."
Russell smiled coquettishly: "Can you stop worrying about white lies? Let's talk about how I'm not normal... Bah, I'm different from you."
"But you said, don't ask too much about your identity. You signed an agreement with the Lord God... So, is this also a lie?"
Shen Menghan took the words and his eyes became even more evil.
Impression is really important!
Russell felt that he had picked the wrong topic. Ever since the ship cracked, no, ever since Jason's vest was exposed, he had been labeled a 'scumbag'.
So now, no matter what he says, the two superwomen will doubt whether he is lying.
Although he was really lying, it didn't matter. The point was that he was speaking so seriously and working so hard, so why didn't you believe him?
"Ahem, I did lie about my identity. I swear to the lamp for this."
Russell raised his hand and swore seriously: "If I lie, the next time I encounter the world of the Marvel Universe, let the Lord God arrange for the Avengers, the Sorcerer Supreme, Dormammu, and Thanos to besiege me!"
"Is it necessary to be so cruel? It's not like I don't believe you!"
Supergirl covered Russell's mouth and blamed him for swearing randomly, what if it came true.
"Hey, let's talk about it and don't do anything."
Shen Menghan slapped Supergirl's hand away, then squinted at Russell with cold eyes, just looking at him without saying a word.
I know!
Russell nodded secretly, took Shen Menghan's hand and held it, then was slapped away by Superwoman.
One person at a time, that's fair!
Russell has roughly mastered the knack of communicating with small-minded people. In summary, worry not about the scarcity but the inequality. No matter what you do, you must have a double share.
"Continuing with the previous topic, the identity thing is absolutely true, but there are some things I can reveal to you, so as not to fail to see the truth and make you always think that I am lying."
Russell said, looking at the two women respectively: "You complete the task and get reward points, which will be exchanged for blood, abilities, and items with the Lord God. Is this correct?"
"Yeah!" x2
"I'm different from you. I can't be strengthened in the main god's space. I can't see the main god after completing the mission. I don't even have reward points. I can't redeem any of the bloodlines, skills, and various items that you can redeem."
"How is that possible? Then how do you strengthen it?" The two women were surprised.
"This is the biggest difference between you and me, and it is also the fundamental reason why my abilities are ever-changing..."
Russell said solemnly: "After completing the mission, the Lord God will reward me with a lot of messy skills and items, such as the previous teleportation and the ability of Superman's bloodline. They all came from this, but these are all one-time."
"Have you relied on one-time skills to survive until now?"
The two women were surprised again and said fearfully: "Then your situation is very dangerous. What if you don't have the right skills and encounter a strong enemy... Wait, you have many abilities that you clearly use repeatedly, and you..."
"Not lying!"
Russell answered immediately, hooked the two superwomen with his hands, and covered their mouths from behind: "Those abilities of repeated use were learned by myself in the plot world. Yes, you heard me right, I can have Today’s strength is all due to my continuous self-improvement.”
"..."x2
It sounds very inspiring, but the two women always feel that something is wrong, maybe because it was Russell who said this.
Russell released his hands covering the two women and slowly placed them on their shoulders. Without waiting for them to react, he quickly said: "If you don't believe it, I can provide examples to prove that it's just a one-time skill, it's a life-saving thing. , maybe it will be used at some point. I can show you some props, they are all treasures and I guarantee that they cannot be exchanged with the Lord God."
"Can't I exchange it with the Lord God?"
"Yes, because of my special status and because my mission is more dangerous than ordinary reincarnations, I naturally need some preferential treatment."
Russell said, waving his hand and placing a few things on the coffee table, everything fancy.
Shen Menghan looked at the dazzling array, picked up the Vulcan Sword, then looked at the Peerless Blade, frowned and said: "With all due respect, these two weapons are sold in the Lord God Space, so they are not special."
Supergirl picked and picked: "Sunglasses, credit card, cross, everything is ordinary, nothing special, no normal person would exchange it."
"What kind of weapon is this stick? Is it an ordinary stick?"
"That's the trident!"
"..."x2
The two women had strange expressions on their faces, and the trident without a prong was indeed not for sale in the Lord God's Dimension.
Russell's eyes widened: "Don't underestimate it, this is the trident used by Poseidon, the King of the Sea. The lack of a fork is not because it is defective, but because the myths and stories are all lies. The Trident of the Poseidon does not have a fork in the first place! "
Shen Menghan and Superwoman rolled their eyes. They were sure that this sentence was indeed a lie. Considering that a man was so concerned with saving face, they said nothing. Pretending to agree with the myth was a lie.
"Then what is this..."
Supergirl picked up a piece of used soap with two fingers and said speechlessly: "I probably understand why you are self-taught. No matter how many lives the Lord God gives you, it won't be enough to compensate you."
"Leave it alone, this is my treasure, the law of cause and effect weapon."
Russell took the soap with both hands and held it carefully in his hands: "Don't underestimate this piece of soap. I have relied on it for life and death over the years. Even Dormammu and the Supreme Mage teamed up to survive on this piece of soap."
"???"
The two superwomen looked confused. Was there any misunderstanding in the conversation just now? The Dormammu and the Sorcerer Supreme mentioned by Russell were not the same ones as they thought.
"The weapon of the law of cause and effect will be picked up by the enemy on sight! As long as I throw it out, no matter how powerful the enemy is, they will follow the effects of the soap and lose control of their own bodies!"
Russell held the soap and said word by word: "The only drawback is the consumables. This piece of soap in my hand will probably be gone after one or two more uses."
"Sounds awesome..."
Supergirl and Shen Menghan looked at each other, and after exchanging glances, Shen Menghan said speechlessly: "So, you have been picking up soap with Dormammu and the Supreme Mage in the dark dimension?"
"Well, that's true, but can you change it to something less likely to cause misunderstanding." Russell complained, which sounded weird.
The two superwomen rolled their eyes and lost interest in the tatters on the table: "You should keep it carefully, don't accidentally drop it on the ground and waste your life-saving card."
"Hey, you two don't think I'm lying, do you?"
"No, we just don't trust this soap to bend Dormammu and the Sorcerer Supreme." x2
"Don't you think I'm lying?"
Russell was furious, glanced at the soap in his hand, thinking that it would disappear after throwing it once, and said viciously: "I'm throwing it on the ground now. If you pick it up, it will prove that I didn't lie. From now on, don't be weird with me anymore." say."
"Then what if you are indeed lying?" Shen Menghan rolled his eyes and asked.
"Let it be dealt with without any hesitation!" Russell said resolutely.
"Seriously?" Supergirl said in surprise.
"Just don't regret it."
Russell snorted coldly: "I'm afraid that some people will take advantage of women's privileges and be so shameless that their words don't count."
Supergirl and Shen Menghan looked at each other and nodded in unison: "I will never regret it."
"OK!"
Russell pinched the soap, swept it around the room, and threw it to the ground next to the coffee table.
The two superwomen sat tightly on the sofa, their eyes following the falling soap. The moment the soap landed, their eyes suddenly widened, their bodies jumped up involuntarily, and they rushed forward.
Behind him, Russell opened his hands and thought for a while before he dared to pounce.
If you wait any longer, you will be lame!
