"Tony, we are father and son. You actually set me up and recorded it... My heart hurts so much."
Howard touched his chest, looking melancholy as if he had been hit by his unfilial son. As he spoke, he stamped his foot hard and crushed the recording pen into powder.
"Asshole, your heart hurts, and my body hurts too."
Tony rolled his eyes while lying on the ground and said in dissatisfaction: "You think if you destroy the recorder, I won't have evidence? Don't be naive, the recording file has been sent back to Earth long ago."
"I know that Jarvis also sent it to four mailboxes as a backup."
Howard lowered his head disdainfully, glanced at Tony and continued: "Silly son, the technology you used to upgrade Jarvis was all given by me. Do you think I left no backdoor?"
"Don't be too arrogant. The physical evidence is gone, but I still have witnesses!"
Tony raised his hand and pointed at Nick Fury, who heard the whole thing clearly.
"Really, what do you say Fury?"
"Sir, I didn't hear anything..."
Nick Fury decisively abandoned Tony. After standing next to Howard, he whispered: "Can you take me to Asgard? I won't disturb your fun. I really want to broaden my horizons."
"Come on, Fury, stop making excuses!"
"No, I'm serious...yes, I'm making excuses."
Nick Fury shrugged, as long as he could take him to Asgard, it didn't matter. Anyway, he had a lot of black spots on his body, and he didn't lack these one or two.
"Let's go. I'm in a good mood today and I'll take you with me."
Howard shrugged: "Ultimately, if you want to have a friendly match with the beauties of Asgard, there are only two ways to do it. You have neither fists nor alcohol capacity, so you can just use it as a backdrop."
"Dad, I love you!"
Tony got up from the ground and said, "Speaking of which, how do we get to Asgard? Can we take a spaceship? Can I drive it?"
"Taking a spaceship is too slow. Your two physiques cannot bear the pressure of continuously traveling through space nodes."
Howard explained: "The Mars base has a teleportation array established by the space gem, which can lead to many places, such as SHIELD headquarters, USR headquarters, Hydra Wakanda base, and the destination of our trip - Nine Head Snake Watt Alheim Base.”
"By the way, your dad's and my own laboratory is right there!"
Nick Fury: "..."
I said I had to get used to it, but when I heard about S.H.I.E.L.D., I still felt inexplicably heartbroken.
Tony asked curiously: "Dad, where is the Hydra Watt Alheim base? Is it still in the galaxy?"
"Still in the Milky Way, it was originally the territory of the dark elves, one of the nine countries ruled by Asgard..."
Howard thought for a while: "You just need to know that the dark elves are now the younger brothers of Hydra, just like the Chitauri on Mars."
"Sir, Wat Alheim is the territory of the Asgardians, and Hydra has established a base there. Is it really okay?"
Nick Fury expressed doubts, and the patient with persecution paranoia said that if he were the leader of Asgard, he would never allow a foreign armed organization to station troops and establish a base on his own territory.
"Well, I'll tell you a secret, but keep it low-key and don't tell it, because the boss won't like it."
Howard said as he walked, making sure that there were no scoundrels around to report secretly, and then he said: "The boss has a marriage contract with the eldest daughter of God King Odin, who is the first heir to the throne of Asgard. As long as God Odin dies, The princess will ascend the throne and become the king. At that time, using the BOSS's methods... Hehehehe, think about it next!"
Tony's eyes lit up: "Will there be a Hydra Asgard branch?"
"maybe!"
"Sir, I have a question to ask..."
Nick Fury hesitated to speak, and finally asked: "How many crown princes are there in Asgard? I remember that Thor, the god of thunder, once came to the earth. The captain told me that he is the heir to the throne."
"The situation in Asgard's royal family is relatively complicated. There are three crown princes. The eldest princess Hela is the one who is engaged to the BOSS. The second prince Thor and the third prince Loki used to be in the Hydra universe mercenary force. He served, but his current whereabouts are unknown.”
"How could a prince of Asgard serve in Hydra?"
Nick Fury looked confused, thinking that he had once wanted to drag Thor into the Avengers to help fight against Hydra, but another sharp sword passed through his chest.
At this moment, he wanted to thank Steve. If the latter hadn't tried his best to stop him, there would have been another undercover agent among the Avengers.
"It's boring!"
Howard took the trouble to explain: "Asgardians advocate force and are all violent. However, the country has not launched an invasion for a long time, and no one dared to attack them, so Hydra is recruiting people in Asgard." At that time, the registration office was overcrowded.”
"I secretly tell you a top-secret news. The second prince brought Asgard's regular army into the Hydra mercenaries. God King Odin didn't say anything. Those people were really going crazy."
"..."x2
There was so much information that Tony and Nick Fury said they wanted to sort it out.
"Sir, according to what you said before, Princess Hela is the first heir, so Prince Thor probably doesn't like Hydra. Why..."
"I know what you mean, but in fact, the second prince does not aspire to the throne. He only likes fighting and drinking, a standard Asgardian."
Howard paused for three seconds and then said: "But even if he has the idea of becoming a king, he doesn't dare to do anything to Hydra. He cowered in front of the BOSS. It is said that the BOSS helped him train him and left him with a serious mental disorder. trauma."
"..."x2
It sounds incredible, but being a Hydra is a great experience.
"You're lucky, you arrived just in time. Hydra's Watt Alheim base is about to be demolished, so we'll miss each other."
"Why is it demolished? The lease has expired?"
"No, the reason I said before is that the boss doesn't like the engagement with the princess."
Howard was full of energy when chatting about gossip: "God King Odin built a palace next to the base, and the princess Hela lives there. The boss doesn't like Hela, so he is currently looking for a suitable planet to move the base. past."
"So, the Asgard base of Hydra is gone?"
"Who knows!"
"By the way, Dad, what does a suitable planet mean? Is it the planet trade in science fiction?"
Tony's eyes shone. He had bought and sold arms and energy. He had never seen the planet before. On the day of signing, he had to be present for everything.
"Are you kidding me?"
Howard sneered: "We are Hydra. We don't need to buy any planets we like, so we can just grab them!"
"..."x2
Tony and Nick Frizzle were silent. At this moment, both of them felt deeply proud to be a Hydra.
Scientists on Earth have been declaring the alien threat theory all day long, but little do they know that some Earthlings are already wreaking havoc in the universe, leaving aliens homeless.
"Sir, can you tell us about the distribution of forces in the universe? Which allies does Hydra have, and which forces are enemies?"
"The universe is too big, and Hydra's tentacles have not yet reached out to the Milky Way. Asgard is an ally, but as for enemies... interstellar civilizations have enemies everywhere. It's as simple as that."
Howard thought for a while and added: "There is a very clear enemy, Thanos, the ruler of the Dark Order. He is feared by many advanced civilizations and calls him the overlord of the universe. He has a deep grudge with us, Hydra."
"Hegemon of the Universe! This name sounds very powerful when you hear it!"
Tony touched his chin: "Because Hydra has grown too fast and taken away his resources and interests, so it is regarded as a thorn in his side?"
"You can say that, but it's actually very simple and not complicated..."
Howard added knowledge to the two of them: "BOSS's younger brother, the Chitauri, had their home planet destroyed at the hands of the Dark Order. This is a contradiction."
"The BOSS killed Thanos' younger brother and destroyed the Dark Order fleet. This is the second contradiction."
"As for the third one, it's even simpler. The BOSS had a fight with Thanos, and the captain also participated in the battle. As a result, the planet they fought on was destroyed, and the Dark Order fell silent for a long time. Now it's making a comeback. Too arrogant."
"He's really not a good person!"
"Don't be afraid, neither are we, Hydra!"
…
Howard took Tony and Nick Fury to the Watt Alheim base through the teleportation array, and then mixed in with the Asgardian mercenaries returning from the front line, and began a seven-day tour to broaden their horizons.
On Russell's side, he sent Strange, who aspired to become an excellent Supreme Mage, away, and asked Steve to organize a three-day trip to Mars to entertain Hydra employees from Earth, and he called Natasha into the office.
Somehow, Natasha suddenly felt fragrant again.
Practice is the only criterion for testing. After a lot of hard work, Russell called the toolman Yelena and finally confirmed that the weather was indeed clear.
When the weather cleared, it was time to leave. There was still Shura Field waiting in the real world. Russell recuperated for a few days and left the Marvel world in a full spirit.
…
real world!
Russell stood up in the living room, turned around and saw two superwomen standing in front of the sofa, confronting each other. It seemed like there was some kind of dispute.
The two of them immediately beamed with joy when they saw Russell appear. Then, their faces turned from sunny to cloudy. One of them rewarded him with two sanitary balls, sat on the sofa and started watching TV dramas, as if they were sisters.
too fake!
Not to mention that plastic is stronger than the two of them, as far as Russell knows, Supergirl never follows the show, and she doesn't even watch much TV.
Facing Shura Field, Russell was not afraid at all. With the backing of the Marvel world, the cool-down period of his skills was completely negligible, and he could speak louder even if he stiffened his back.
He squeezed into the middle of the sofa, knocked away the two superwomen, sat down and hugged each other... Because his eyes were not good, he put his left and right hands on the back of the sofa.
"Not dead!"
"You still know to come back!"
Faced with the cynicism, Russell pretended not to hear it, winked, and pondered for a moment: "Oh, you don't know how dangerous this mission is. The Supreme Mage and Dormammu teamed up to attack, and I almost couldn't come back."
