Shen Menghan looked at the dog man in the room with an expressionless face... a human!
He said that Superwoman only existed in the main god's space, and acted about cherishing separation and waiting for the next life. They were all lies to her. In the blink of an eye, Russell brought the mistress out, in front of her, and brought him out openly. of.
What does this mean? You think she is easy to talk to, so she doesn't even bother to act?
Shen Menghan thought about it again. When he was in the main god's space, he couldn't bear it because of Superwoman's deep affection, so he lent the tool man to her...
Judging from this posture, it seems that he is not prepared to return the favor.
The more I think about it, the angrier I get.JPG
Russell looked at Shen Menghan's appearance in confusion, and then looked at his zipper hand, feeling neither sad nor happy.
Maybe it was because he had rolled over too many times recently. He was wandering back and forth on the line of death and felt nothing at all.
Apart from lamenting that it was too difficult to live, my mind was filled with a blank screen and no other colors at all.
Except for the black border!
Russell gave up the treatment, but Supergirl didn't. Facing Shen Menghan's cannibalistic look, he quickly entered a state of food protection and urged: "What are you doing standing there in a daze? Quickly zip up the zipper!"
"oh."
The Russell machine also responded. It was supposed to take thirty seconds to zip up, but now it took less than two seconds.
There is no way, I really have no idea at all.
"You're still helping her zipper?"
Shen Meng Hanxiu's eyes widened. The green dog food almost poisoned her to death.
"..."
Russell looked over blankly, otherwise, what could he do?
The little brain that usually works flexibly, and the cleverness that is always accurate when it comes to people, is like rust now. I find that the toilet behind me looks like a time machine. Just get in and you can change your destiny.
Fortunately, there was still a trace of reason in the confusion. He knew that the entrance to the time machine was too small and trying hard would only destroy the machine, so he didn't get in.
Russell fell into a state of confusion, but Supergirl was not the same. He raised his hand and smoothed his shawl hair back, muttering to himself: "Whoever chose the clothes has such bad taste... Forget it, just live and wear it, I don't have it anyway." Not a picky person.”
Russell: "..."
Turning his confused eyes, he realized that the shopping bag he took out was the one he bought while shopping with Shen Menghan before watching the movie.
He suddenly realized, no wonder it looked familiar before, this is what happened!
A fatal situation, no feeling at all!
At this time, Russell has entered a state where all four elements are empty. There is no joy in life, no pain in death. He gives up on survival and just wants to grab some melon seeds and watch the show.
This scene is so beautiful when you are outside the scene!
When Shen Menghan heard this, his eyes were filled with anger. He glared at Russell and found that he was stupid and stupid. He had a spoiled expression on his face. He secretly thought that the scumbag was indeed unreliable. He snorted coldly: "It's my clothes, take them off now." Come down, or I’ll help you.”
Supergirl pushed the useless scumbag away and crossed her shoulders: "Clothes! Are they just clothes?"
"of course not!"
(꒪﹃꒪)
Russell stood on the edge like a wooden pile, looking as stupid as an imbecile. He woke up when the two women were facing each other tit for tat.
But the situation was out of control, and he couldn't change anything when he woke up. He simply continued to be in a daze. The difference was that he was really dazed before, but now he is pretending to be dazed.
Vaguely, he realized.
Great wisdom and stupidity are all fake. Why do smart people pretend to be stupid?
It’s not forced!
Russell could not be counted on. The two women spoke sharply and talked openly about clothes, but in fact everyone knew it in their hearts.
Of course, if this kind of thing can be negotiated, Gray Wolf should be broadcast in the prime time slot at 8 o'clock.
If words can't solve the problem, then take action. The two women looked at each other, invisible electric sparks flashed, and Russell even smelled a hint of burning.
Do you want to stop me?
Russell thought for 0.5 seconds and decisively gave up on this suicide plan. He was afraid that as soon as he opened his mouth, he would be caught in a fire and fly directly from the cinema to the commercial street.
Alas, it is so difficult for me!
It was certainly a good thing to bring Supergirl out, but it was too sudden. He was not mentally prepared, nor was he physically prepared...
So, how did Supergirl come about?
Russell's face was dull and his mind was spinning rapidly. If he wasn't dreaming, then the Lord God must have tricked him!
That's it, all the mistakes are the Lord God's fault!
Watching the two superwomen getting closer and closer, they were about to roll up their sleeves and do something, when a person suddenly walked in from the bathroom door.
Russell secretly thought that it was bad. When Shen Menghan appeared, he was so frightened that he lost consciousness for a moment and interrupted his telepathy, which led to this buddy accidentally entering the men's restroom. He should have gone to the women's restroom.
I feel a little sorry!
The man hurried in and looked at the two identical superwomen. He glanced confusedly around the room and became even more confused when he saw the male-only urinal.
Twin cross-dressing men?
After a while, the man saw the dazed imbecile in the field, and a flash of surprise flashed in his eyes.
The scumbag hooked up with the sister of the twins, ate from the bowl and looked into the pot, and persuaded the sister-in-law to get in the car with her sweet talk.
As a result, when they passed the intersection side by side, the elder sister turned to the left and the younger sister to the right. The scumbag fell down in the middle of the intersection and became a child.
The man adjusted his non-existent glasses, and a non-existent reflection flashed, secretly saying that there was only one truth, which could not be hidden from his reasoning.
Today, the scumbag took one of his sisters to watch a movie, but the other one found him and blocked him in the men's bathroom...
Wait for death, there is no hope!
The man sighed and lamented that the two juicy cabbages were actually eaten by a pig.
Fortunately, the sky has eyes, and the scumbag will be disabled today even if he doesn't die!
Thinking of this, the man's mood improved, because there was no need to urinate during the entire plot in his mind, and he suppressed his urge to urinate. He shook his head and walked out of the male guard, closing the door before leaving.
"..."
Russell watched the man leave in a daze. Under telepathy, he could see the other man's thoughts at a glance. He lamented that this guy was being disrespectful if he didn't take photos.
The intrusion of outsiders made the two superwomen sober up, and they both frowned and looked at Russell.
Russell: (꒪﹃꒪)
"Don't act stupid, I just saw your eyes move."
"..."
The two superwomen frowned together, raised their hands at the same time, inserted two fingers X2 into Russell's eyes, and stopped in front of the eyelids.
Russell: (꒪﹃꒪)
Seeing that Russell was determined to pretend to be stupid and didn't even move his eyelids, the two superwomen snorted in unison and left the male guard one after another.
Russell remained in a daze for ten minutes. During this period, seven or eight male compatriots came in to relieve themselves. One of them took his wallet without moving.
It wasn't until a certain muscle guy showed a deep smile with D♂♂R hidden in his smile and dragged him towards the single room that he broke out of his daze, slapped him and pushed the other person's head into the time machine.
Telepathically, there was no Supergirl around, not even one, and Russell cautiously walked out of the cinema.
When passing the street corner, Russell bumped into a passerby on the shoulder, and his wallet was lost and recovered.
No wonder he is cautious, Supergirl has super vision, super hearing, and can also see through things. Her detection range is far beyond his counter-reconnaissance range, so she has to be on guard.
"Those two guys must have gone to fight in the atmosphere..."
Russell walked home all the way, feeling suspicious that someone was following him, or that there were eyes with ulterior motives wrapped around him like a poisonous snake.
He walked downstairs to the apartment in such fear, and he finally felt relaxed. He was freed from the malicious gaze, and his back straightened a lot.
Home is the haven of the soul. Russell thinks this is true.
No, just at the door of the house, the evil spirits, monsters, superwomen and so on will disperse on their own.
"Hey! Where is my door?"
Russell looked at the key in his hand, and then at the disappearing door, his heart suddenly thumped, his telepathy spread, and there was another thump.
In the living room, two superwomen were fighting for the TV remote control. It was very childish, but it was the same as fighting for clothes. It didn't matter what they were fighting for. What was important was that they couldn't be taken away by the other party.
Russell roughly understood why the door was missing, and it was clear that the two women left the cinema and headed straight for his doghouse, preparing to seize a strategic location.
As a result, Shen Menghan had the key, but Supergirl had nothing. The former immediately showed off her power and made sarcastic remarks, while the latter was unequivocal and opened the door manually.
I don’t have a key, and you can’t use it even if you have one!
Russell took a breath. This idea was too dangerous, because if he replaced the door, there was no sense of violation.
He raised his foot and swayed in front of the door, lifted it up and lowered it, then dropped it and lifted it up, then gritted his teeth and walked in.
(꒪﹃꒪)
Enter the drama in one second!
In the living room, the two superwomen who were fighting for the remote control saw Russell's half-dead face again. They refused to fight and broke the remote control in half in front of him, just half for each of them.
(꒪﹃꒪；)
A drop of cold sweat fell on his silly face. What Russell saw was not the remote control, but himself.
No, I can't stay in this house anymore, the limelight is too tight, I have to go out and get away.
Having made up his mind, Russell's upper body remained still, his lower body moved slowly, and he moved backward toward the door.
Click!
Supergirl disappeared from the spot like a teleport, and when she reappeared, she found the missing door from nowhere, embedded it in place, and used heat vision to weld the gap shut.
"..."
…
At dinner time, a family of three gathered around the table. The two superwomen ate and slept silently. Russell kept a dazed look on his face and picked up the white rice with chopsticks and put it into his mouth.
He couldn't do it without eating. As soon as he shook his head, the two superwomen began to roll down their sleeves.
Russell didn't want to be acquainted with them and sat silently at the dinner table. At this point, he finally saw that the two women must have formed an alliance again.
Russell is not afraid of them forming an alliance, which is a good thing. They establish a common enemy and have a common topic to understand each other and become good sisters.
As for the little stumbling blocks they make, there is no need to worry about it. Only through hardship can one become a master. If he suffers a little injustice today, he will be a master tomorrow.
It’s okay to follow others!
After eating a pot of white rice, Russell said that it was no big deal. It was so easy to trick him, and he would have two more pots of rice.
In the kitchen, the two superwomen were washing dishes and washing cups, chatting and laughing, and the scene was very scary for a time.
Over in the living room, Russell didn't take it seriously and threw the two-part TV remote control into the trash can. Then he rummaged through the drawer and took out a dozen unopened remote controls in one breath.
A disdainful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth. Would someone who runs an apartment lack a remote control?
If he still has any ability, just use it, if he frowns...
"It's late at night, it's time to rest!" X2
Russell: (꒪﹃꒪)
