It wasn't the Egyptian cat that became weird, but Selina. The Egyptian cat gained weight at best, but Selina seemed to have something wrong with her whole person.
As soon as her salary was deducted, she immediately turned into a sweet girl who was in love with others, and she even learned how to wink at others without any teacher.
Although she was ogling in a silly way, as if she was rolling her eyes with such force that it felt like she could pull out the false eyelashes...
But it looks fun!
Russell talks about salary deductions every day, which adds another pleasure to his life.
They are also domestic cats. The Egyptian cat is carefully cared for, while Selina is free-range. She suddenly becomes well-behaved and sensible, and learns to please her owner, which immediately arouses Russell's curiosity.
On a dark and windy sunny day for a month, Selina took half a day off, borrowed Russell's car keys, took her bag and went out.
Russell stood on the balcony. After seeing this, he put down the Egyptian cat in his arms, rolled up his sleeves to reveal the wristbands of the Deathstroke armor. A small red dot on the monitor was getting farther and farther away from the unfinished building.
He was not deliberately stalking and inquiring into other people's privacy. Russell located his private car, and even Batman had no reason to arrest him when he saw it.
"It's interesting. I said I was going to the city center for shopping, but instead I went to the suburbs..."
Russell sneered and put down his sleeves. He had raised this cat for three months. It was delicious and delicious, and he was also given a high-paying idle job. Now it is fine. It is well fed and drunk, and its wings are hard. There is actually someone outside. .
No wonder he has been behaving abnormally recently, and his feelings are due to his guilty conscience!
Snapped!
After the snap of fingers, Jason, the sturdy bodyguard, walked out from the shadows behind the curtain and waited for Russell's order without saying a word.
(._.)
"..."
This naughty kid has grown taller again, I’m so envious...
"Ahem!"
Russell clenched his fist and coughed lightly, hooked his fingers at Jason, and after Jason bent down, he said coldly: "Come on, follow me out. When you get to your destination, listen to my orders. If I tell you to break someone's dogleg, you can do it." Whose dog legs should I break, do you understand?"
(._.)
"If you can't find the dog, break his own legs!"
Russell's eyes twitched and he looked at Jason speechlessly: "Also, don't stand behind the curtain next time. Fortunately, you are also an experienced salesman. Don't you know if your feet are exposed?"
(._.)
"I know you used to like to scare people like this, but now you don't need to scare people, just squat in the corner."
After scolding the restless little brother, Russell snorted a few more times, turned over and jumped off the balcony. He wanted to see which cowardly maniac dared to pry his corner.
Yes, he had never petted this cat, but that didn't mean that others could pet it.
…
Half an hour later, Russell followed the location and came to a barren mountain. It was an isolated place, let alone people, and there was no decent road.
Russell found the car covered by a green tarpaulin at the entrance of the mountain col. He felt that something was wrong. He might have misunderstood Selina.
Where do wild men come from in the barren mountains and wild mountains? Savages are pretty much the same.
Things suddenly became interesting. Black light spread in Russell's eyes, and he sneaked into the col without a trace. After a moment, his eyes suddenly opened up.
At the end of the carefully maintained tree-lined path, there is a three-story foreign-style building made of green plants, which is a bit like the princess castle in fairy tales.
Seeing this small building, Russell guessed the target of Selina's tryst. No one in Gotham City except Poison Ivy had this ability.
Although he was curious about why Poison Ivy was still lingering in Gotham and why Bateman didn't arrest her and put her in a mental hospital, Russell didn't want to meet this crazy woman and turned around to leave.
Suddenly, a sweet laughter like silver bells came from a distance. Due to the use of dark energy, Russell's senses were extremely sharp. In the laughter, he heard the sound of splashing water.
(一`??一)
Someone fell into the water!
As a world-famous superhero, Russell said that he could not ignore death. He tried his best to restrain his movements to avoid alerting others. He avoided the strange-looking plants around him and quietly moved towards the source of the sound.
In the garden in front of the small building, green vines surround the four sides, and huge plant buds are poured into the water source at an angle, creating a natural pollution-free swimming pool that can even nourish the skin and resist oxidation.
One green, one white, and one pale, three figures are playing in the swimming pool. They are wearing swimsuits, and they can confirm that they are swimming.
Poison Ivy, Catwoman, and Harley Quinn, the three Gotham sisters still made up the CP. Russell looked extremely puzzled and didn't understand what the botanist, the snitch, and the psycho could have in common.
After watching for a moment, he wanted to understand one thing. No wonder Bateman would sit back and watch Poison Ivy stranded in Gotham. The guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes talked prettier than anyone else, but he couldn't walk when he met a beautiful woman.
Russell can guarantee that this land must be the property of the Wayne family, and the new hostess Miranda is still kept in the dark.
"Poor woman..."
Russell shook his head slightly. Miranda was pregnant with Bruce's child. As a result, during the pregnancy, Bruce changed hands and gave a piece of land to the younger, more beautiful, and better-figured Poison Ivy.
Russell felt that he should do something, such as exposing the truth face to face and letting Miranda see Bruce's ugly face.
After watching it for a while, Russell felt that the woman was really boring. She was just swimming, but she still wasn't tired of it after half an hour.
The three girls finished playing and lay on the beach chairs to sunbathe.
Russell looked at it for a moment and nodded with satisfaction. He used his powerful perception to look over the valley inside and out, making sure that no pervert suspected of being Batman was peeking in with binoculars.
Nothing else, Russell just felt that his cat was there and he had to help keep an eye on it.
Since there are no perverts, he can leave with peace of mind.
A coincidence turned into helping others, and Russell didn't intend to make it public. At this moment, he understood why superheroes always like to do good deeds with their faces covered, because it is really happy to do good deeds without leaving their name.
Bang!
Turning around, he ran into a wall head-on. Russell took two steps back and saw that it was Jason, and he became furious.
"You bastard, what's wrong with you at such a young age? You actually imitated Batman and peeked at beautiful women taking a bath!"
(._.)
"Nonsense, which one of your eyes saw me peeking? Even if I peeked, I'd do it openly, just like a swimming pool lifeguard. Do you understand?"
Russell waved his hand and took Jason away.
Peeping or something like that is nonsense. Can the Justice League thing be called peeking? It's called 'Justice Peeping'.
Just like Batman eavesdropping on intelligence, Russell is keeping an eye on potentially dangerous characters Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn in case they want to take over the world.
Now they have some clues. Russell suspects that they want to use bathwater to conquer the male compatriots on the earth. There is a 99% chance that Batman, the brain of the Justice League, has already fallen into the trap with great joy.
"Come on, let's go to Wayne Manor. I want to see how far Bruce has fallen."
Russell waved his hand and found that Jason had disappeared into the shadows, replaced by three angry gazes.
"Boss, what are you doing here?"
Selina was furious, and anyone with a discerning eye could see any situation. She wanted to say a few nice words to Russell but couldn't find a reason.
Russell's expression remained unchanged and he said happily: "Selina, you did a good job. Come back. There is no need to continue to lurk!"
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"Selina, how could you do this?"
"No, Ivy, please listen to my explanation!"
"I don't listen..."
"Hal, explain it to me."
"I don't listen..."
In an instant, the boat of friendship capsized.
Therefore, three women may be fine if they are alone together, but once a man is added to the mix, the love between sisters immediately turns into plastic.
Seeing the three women getting into trouble, Russell smiled contemptuously, spread his wings behind his back and flew high into the sky.
A weak enemy can collapse from the inside with just a few words. He is not even qualified to take action. It is more important to expose Batman's true face.
As for this secret base, Poison Ivy's plan to conquer the world cannot be ignored, and it will have to be visited another day.
…
Wayne Manor!
The new manor was built on the old site. Because the shape is 100% replica of the old manor, the outside world is confused about the billionaire's practice of burning his own mansion.
Burn the old one and build an identical new one. What's the picture?
When interviewed by reporters, Bruce said that he was happy, but he didn't know how to spend the money. He warned the poor not to speculate on the thoughts of rich people, because they would never understand the world of rich people.
After harvesting a wave of hatred, Bruce once again took the top spot as the brainless rich second generation, and was blasted by the key path masters for being a weirder weirder than Batman.
Entering the manor, Russell met Miranda. The latter was sitting in the garden reading a book. She looked very aristocratic. I don't know if Russell had seen it wrong. There was actually a hint of maternal tenderness in this woman's expression.
It's not a big problem. The allies have not rebelled. As long as she meets Bruce, Miranda will immediately turn into an unreasonable duck and make Bruce angry.
"Mr. Russell, are you here to see me?"
Alfred, the butler, always looked polite and polite: "If so, please have a cup of black tea in the living room. I have already informed him."
"Is Bruce in the Batcave?"
"Yes!"
"Okay, I'll go down to find him. Butler, please wait..."
"..."
Seeing Russell as if he had returned to his own home, Alfred didn't know what to say. Just when he followed up and wanted to remind Russell that the password for the elevator at the entrance to the Batcave had been changed, Russell pressed the new password. , and walked in as a matter of course.
"..."
Alfred felt it necessary to mention this matter to his master, because the new password had only been changed less than 24 hours ago, and no one else should know except the master and him.
The study elevator leads directly to the underground, and the huge Batcave has been renovated. Bruce asked Russell to wait, but he was still busy in front of the supercomputer, with no intention of moving.
Russell didn't disturb him, just walked around by himself, opened an extension computer and browsed the intelligence information inside.
Soon, he found the recent activities of several members of the Justice League in the files.
The first is Clark. He became an intern reporter for the Daily Planet, wearing a red cape to fight crime. Because of his unparalleled strength, he soon earned the nickname 'Superman'.
Interestingly, among the criminals Clark captured, there was someone Russell knew.
Former Suicide Squad member - Black Spider!
Russell shook his head in silence. He could hide from Batman, but he couldn't hide from Superman. He had just left the wolf's den in Gotham and entered the tiger's den in Metropolis. No one had such luck.
But there really is!
Captain Boomerang George, Black Spider's brother in arms, was arrested in Central City and was sent to the police station by Barry the Flash.
In addition, King Shark, who has an impressive IQ, was beaten up by an unknown person in Amnesty Bay. When he was found, he was lying on the beach dying, as if he was stranded.
Russell raised his eyebrows and silently noted that an unknown person appeared in Amnesty Bay, most likely Arthur Curry, the Sea King with the super power to talk to fish.
It seems that Arthur has a beautiful... trident. I'll go take a look at it when I have time.
The six members of the Suicide Squad, the three unlucky Black Spiders returned to Amanda Waller's command, Harley Quinn was growing flowers in the wilderness, and only Deadshot and Killer Frost Louis were left. Russell searched for a while, but the two have not been arrested yet. .
"looking for me?"
Hearing the voice, Russell stood up and sneered: "Bruce, stop being so prude. I already know about you keeping a lover outside."
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