"It's just a coincidence!"
Bruce kept his eyes open and told lies, without turning red or out of breath.
After spending some time with Russell, Bruce has figured out his tricks. He is talkative, shameless, pretending to be stupid, and full of fallacies. Trying to reason with him is just asking for trouble.
After all, you can never wake up someone who is pretending to be asleep!
To deal with such a shameless person, hitting him is useless. He is so shameless and hitting him will only hurt your hands.
Then there is only one way, treat the other person in his own way and become even more shameless than him!
The effect was pretty good. Russell was shocked to find that Batman's character began to collapse and fell into a state of silence, thinking hard about what Bruce had gone through to become so mature.
After a while, Russell concluded that it was because of the child!
Men are boys who never grow up, but once they have children, they become adults overnight.
Just like Bruce now, in Russell's opinion, the master is much more reliable than the previous few times they met.
"What, you still don't believe it?"
Russell lowered his head and remained silent for an unexpectedly long time. Bruce didn't understand why and continued to use shameless moves. He took out a piece of white paper from the table, scrawled on it "Guardian of Gotham", and then pasted it on the new Batsuit.
"How's it going? Are you satisfied?"
"..."x2
After looking at each other like this for 30 seconds, Bruce finally lost his face and retreated first: "I want to ask for your help to upgrade my bat suit."
I think you want to eat shit!
Russell rolled his eyes. Bruce was making the 'True Anti-Deathstroke Battle Armor III', but asked him, the person who was really being rebelled, to contribute. How shameless.
Bruce solemnly said: "Russell, after listening to your description, I found that the Kryptonian's ability is too powerful. I'm afraid the original 'Anti-Deathstroke Armor' is no match, so I need your help to build this real...real... Gotham Guardian!"
"..."
The shortcomings were too obvious. Russell rolled his eyes and was too lazy to vomit. He took out the hammer from the tool box next to him and sighed: "Tell me, how do you want to change it?"
"Add an arm weapon and you can shoot down spacecraft outside low-Earth orbit with one shot."
"You think too much, I can't build that thing."
Russell had a dark look on his face, not to mention whether he could build this thing. Even if he could, it would not be possible to install it on the 'True Anti-Deathstroke Armor III'.
"Okay, that's it..."
Bruce took out the concept drawing he designed and discussed it with Russell. In his vision, the new Bat suit focuses on strengthening physical abilities such as speed, strength, and defense.
Bruce repeatedly stated that this had nothing to do with Russell's testing of the 'Anti-Deathstroke Armor'. He did not enhance the physical capabilities of the suit to compete with Russell.
The real reason is the lack of Kryptonian combat data. Strengthening these three items can help him collect data effectively.
Bruce talked casually, and Russell listened casually. If it was just to enhance the physical capabilities of the armor, he happened to have just recently made the legendary version of the Deathstroke armor. He copied it exactly as it was, and quickly hammered out the important accessories.
After the production of the armor is completed, it is still a fully sealed design with a black light-absorbing coating. It is cold and elegant but contains murderous intent, which is in line with the style of the Dark Knight.
Bruce was very satisfied, which is why he would rather be shameless and ask Russell for help. Russell's hammer was amazingly efficient, and it was countless times faster than making it by himself.
"Russell, when did you contact the other two superheroes?"
Russell checked the time. It was already two o'clock in the morning: "The time is just right. I will contact them now and agree to meet in the metropolis next door."
"Kal-El is in Metropolis?"
"Yes!"
After receiving Russell's affirmation, Bruce nodded: "I happen to know a superhero, and the agreed place is in Metropolis. It is related to the safety of the earth. She will not refuse my invitation."
"female!?"
"What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, I won't tell Miranda! Really!"
"..."
…
metropolis!
Russell and Batman took the Batplane and arrived at the agreed location first. What was embarrassing was that Russell vowed that he could get in touch with Clark, but until now, he couldn't call Clark's mobile phone.
Superman ran away?
This is obviously impossible. Based on Clark's delicate and sensitive little mind, he probably blamed himself for putting the earth in danger because of himself, and hid in a corner alone to repent.
Although he has a body of steel, he is not tough at all in his heart. He always accommodates others anytime and anywhere. He is so holy.
Fortunately, Green Lantern Hal's phone number got through quickly. This guy stayed up late watching TV shows with his girlfriend Carol, but was suddenly interrupted by General Zod, and became furious.
Well, just think of it as watching dramas. It’s normal for young people to have a somewhat irrational nightlife.
After receiving Russell's call, he vowed to rush to the metropolis as quickly as possible.
When I contacted Barry the Flash, something happened. Barry goes to bed early and gets up early every day, and his life is very regular. According to Barry's explanation, he is still in the developmental stage, and good work and rest habits will help his body grow. A glass of milk before going to bed is essential.
It took several consecutive phone calls from Russell to wake him up from his drowsiness, and they agreed to meet in the metropolis.
See the real details!
Although Bruce hasn't met Hal and Barry yet, he can easily draw conclusions based on the phone calls between Russell and the two.
Sand sculptures and sand sculptures can attract each other!
boom----
Under the night sky, the golden-red light turned into a long chain, speeding towards it at an astonishing speed that was difficult to detect with the naked eye.
The Flash is the Flash. Even though Barry was the last one contacted, he was the first to arrive at the agreed upon location.
-=≡=????ヘ(*?ω?)っ
"Mr. Russell, I'm sorry to keep you waiting... Uh, let me eat something first, I'm starving."
Barry, wearing a red tights, stopped panting. As he spoke, he opened the backpack behind him, took out a large amount of junk food and started eating.
Using the Speed Force consumes a lot of calories. Just like this time, traveling half the distance across the United States requires him to stuff a lot of snacks into his stomach.
"Eat slowly, no one is rushing you."
Russell stretched out his hand and dragged out the invisible Bruce from the darkness: "Barry, let me introduce to you. This is Batboy, a new member of the Justice League."
"puff!!!"
Barry, who was in a frantic eating state, saw Bruce, or to be precise, saw Batman, and he was so excited that he squirted out all the Fat House Happy Meal in his mouth.
Russell was shocked, grabbed Bruce and blocked him in front of him, narrowly avoiding the flying hidden weapon.
Bruce: "..."
"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to do it... Damn it, how could it be like this!"
After spraying all over his idol, Barry's little face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly reached out and wiped it on the bat suit.
The more you wipe it, the dirtier it gets, and the more you wipe it, the messier it becomes, turning into a painted-faced bat...
Barry reluctantly stopped his futile efforts, met Bruce's almost murderous gaze, and stood there shivering: "Hello, Barry, I'm Batman... uh, that's the opposite... I mean, I'm your idol. …”
Bruce raised his hand to wipe off the potato chip crumbs on his helmet and looked back at Russell: "Are you serious?"
"Of course, don't look at Barry's stupidity. His abilities are very powerful. Moreover, he is very kind, isn't he?"
Russell said, silently adding in his mind that if the Kryptonians are far more invincible than in the movie, bringing Barry along can come in handy at the last minute.
Kill Jitian!
In the past, Russell didn't quite understand why The Flash was called the conscience of the Justice League. If it was because he was kind-hearted, then Superman Clark was also very simple!
Later he realized that the reason was because DC's reset button was on The Flash.
Every time the editor was indecisive and didn't know how to end it, The Flash would restart the universe, and then it would dig holes again and again, and then it would collapse, and the Flash would restart again.
Just like the author who dug a hole but didn't fill it, and was asked by readers, why didn't the hole be filled? Where is your conscience?
Editor: Dead!
Follow the mirror to see Da Chao, rely on the master in adversity, and rely on dodge in desperate situations!
This is DC's eternal rule.
Therefore, as long as a person from the Lightning family is sacrificed to heaven, the wish for world peace can be realized.
By the way, it's a pity that the Lightning family's widow army.
Closer to home, when Bruce met Barry for the first time, he refused in his heart. He thought the battlefield was too cruel for a good boy like Barry.
However, in line with the principle that superheroes/villains must collect intelligence, the master still pulled Barry aside in a friendly manner.
After some greetings, Barry told him everything, from basic information such as name, gender, and date of birth, to what the Speed Force was, its effects, and flaws.
Bruce was speechless. For a certain superhero/villain, Barry the Flash had the most detailed information. If he hadn't stopped him, Barry could even reveal the little secret of his youth hidden under his bed.
The first superhero arrived, but Bruce refused to comment. He turned on the Batfighter and let Barry, who was furious, catch up on his sleep. He waited for the remaining two.
"Bruce, if you are too tired, you can take a nap for a while. I can do it without sleeping for three to five months."
Bruce raised his eyebrows without any trace: "No, bats are nocturnal creatures and don't need to sleep."
After the two talked for a while, green light bloomed in the sky, and Russell raised Bruce again to block the green light.
Batman is green!
boom!
Green Lantern haha, bah, Hal landed. His eyes lit up immediately when he saw Batman, and he quickly stepped forward and held his hand: "Oh my God, it's really Batman. It's such an honor to meet you. Seriously. , man, I have never admired someone so much, except you..."
"Green Lantern, you haven't introduced yourself yet!"
"Haha, I forgot. My name is Hal Jordan. I live in Beach City and am a test pilot by profession."
Five minutes later.
"Batman, I'm not usually a talkative person. In fact, I've been learning from you, fighting crime silently. I don't know why, but when I see you, I have a lot to say..."
"Hal, I'm very curious about your abilities, can you tell me about them?"
"No problem, look at this green light ring, as long as you get its recognition..."
Ten minutes later.
"The newspaper said that the Joker is a big fan of yours, is that serious?"
"Hal, we'll talk about this later. I also want to know about Oa Star."
"No problem, I'll give you another twenty minutes of Green Lantern Corps..."
Half an hour later, Hal was drained by Bruce. The latter obtained all the information, instantly turned his back on him, and ruthlessly threw Hal aside.
“Boring team…”
Bruce said that if Russell's so-called Justice League is only of this level, given some time to plan, he can destroy it alone.