Chapter 655: If I take you out for a walk twice a day, I won’t tear down the house.

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Russell pushed the door open and walked in. The new world was dark. This kind of darkness was very special, different from the black at night.

It gives people a deep sense of depression, hits the soul directly, and makes people anxious, as if they are in a narrow coffin...

Squeak!

Deadpool pushed open the cabinet door, scratched his head, and said doubtfully: "It's really strange. The places we have traveled through the world these few times have been as weird as possible. Last time it was a public toilet, this time it was a closet, obviously It wasn’t like this before.”

"..."

Russell kicked Deadpool away and walked out of the closet. Looking around, he found this elegant bedroom with a literary and artistic atmosphere. Judging from the luxurious decoration, the owner of the house was not short of money.

Deadpool opened the curtains, raised his hands in front of his eyes, looked around on tiptoe, and said excitedly: "Russell, I recognize this place, it's the Academy of Mutants, it's unmistakable."

"Yes, I saw it too, and I also saw that this is Professor X's bedroom."

Deadpool turned his head in confusion when he heard this: "Man, this can be seen. What is the relationship between you and the old bald man?"

"As long as you are not blind, you can see it." Russell rolled his eyes and raised his hand to point to the wall behind Deadpool. There was a half-length oil portrait hanging on it. Professor X in a straight suit was smiling.

Deadpool stared at the portrait and blinked, and said with a very thick skin: "The artist's skills are not good. This bald head is neither polished nor waxed. It is gray and lacks the core concept. Who can recognize who he is!"

Fifty steps and a hundred steps to smile, has your bald head been polished and waxed?

Russell was too lazy to say more and said bluntly: "Wade, which world is this, [X-Men: Part 3, or [X-Men: Dark Phoenix]?"

"[X-Men] Part 3, I think the old version of the characters look good, but the latest version is too awkward."

Deadpool complained: "Russell, every time I see the young version of Professor X, that is, Charles, do you know what is the first impression that pops into my mind?"

"He was cuckolded by Star-Lord!"

"Yes, yes, this is it. He is indeed my good brother. He even thinks exactly the same." Deadpool was very excited and praised Russell as his best partner because the two of them had a perfect understanding.

Russell was very sad. He had known better not to answer this question earlier, but now he was fine. He had a tacit understanding with this idiot.

Not wanting to talk to Deadpool, he pushed the door open and walked out of the bedroom. Outside was the principal's office.

There is no one in the room. There is an all-metal wheelchair in front of the sofa with an X-shaped backrest. It belongs to Professor X. He is the only one who has this treatment in the entire drama.

Russell looked at the metal wheelchair and was stunned. After a moment, he hurriedly asked: "Wade, what time period is it in the third part of [X-Men]? Is the professor dead?"

Deadpool came over, got into his exclusive car, turned the joystick and slid around the room: "I don't know, I can only travel through time, and I can't determine the specific time and location. Wow, this chair is so comfortable. I think I’m in love with it!”

Deadpool did not give a definite answer, but Russell was 80% sure that Professor X was dead, at the hands of Qin who could not control the Phoenix Power.

"What a good death!"

Russell was delighted. Rather than saying that Professor X died well, it would be better to say that Deadpool was dressed well this time. The top priority is to find the rampaging Qin and try to trigger the lottery. If you don't win, the next world will start immediately.

Bang! !

The door to the room was pushed open hard, and the blue-skinned beast Hank and Storm Ororo walked in side by side.

"Who are you and why are you in school?"

Hank's tone was tough. Not long after Professor X left, someone sneaked into the mutant school and Professor X's office. He can communicate with words instead of shaking his fists when he comes up, which is already a sign of his excellent temper.

"I am Deadpool, he is Angel, and we are X-Force!"

Deadpool rolled the wheelchair over by remote control, politely extended a hand, and introduced himself to familiar people. He was used to it.

Looking at Deadpool in the wheelchair, Hank gritted his teeth, grabbed Deadpool's hand, and threw it out of the door.

"And you!"

Hank was furious, and he strode forward, grabbing Russell's shoulders with both hands, trying to throw him out again.

"..."

Hank's animalistic face was wrinkled into a bun, and he exerted all his strength, but he didn't pull Russell at all.

"Pfft~~~" Deadpool squatted at the door and imitated the sound of farting.

"..."

The room fell silent for a moment, and Hank's face turned red visibly. Not only that, his hair stood on end, and he was on the verge of going berserk.

Ororo's eyes turned white immediately when she saw Hank being humiliated. Fortunately, she still remembered that the principal's office was a cherished memory left by Professor room."

Every time you enter a world, you have to fight with the X-Men. Shouldn't you? The promised superheroes cherish each other?

Russell didn't know why, he could only attribute it to Deadpool being too cheap, and he was also misunderstood.

"Leave immediately..."

"Charles is alive!"

Russell's light words shocked Ororo into losing control of her abilities and exited the state of rolling her eyes.

Hank next to him grabbed Russell's collar angrily: "Damn it, do you know what you are talking about? Take back your arrogance and don't slander the dead."

"Charles has the most powerful telepathic ability in the world. It's easy to enter other people's brains. It's not that easy to die..." Russell smiled faintly at Hank, held Hank's hands and opened them little by little: "Wait, pass. He should be back in a while, and if I were you, the most important thing to do now is to level his tombstone, otherwise... the professor is a standard petty person."

Hank shook his arm, stepped back to Ororo, took a deep breath and asked: "You know Charles, who is he?"

"We come from the past, from the future, from other worlds..." Russell told the truth, without any pretense.

"..."

"Okay, actually we are acquaintances, we just don't know each other in this world."

Ororo said calmly: "Why should I believe you?"

Russell shrugged and took out a digital camera from behind his butt: "You may not believe it, but we know each other very well in another world. You are to me... uh, I'm sorry again, I have always treated you as a brother. "

"hehe!"

Ororo didn't believe it even more, and then she saw the 'indecent photo' of herself, with a piece of poop drawn on her face with a white marker, which looked like it was smoking.

Ororo was speechless, Hank's face turned red again, this time he was suppressing it, he could hardly hold back his laughter.

Soon, the photos about Ororo were finished, followed by a photo of Qin, with a big tortoise painted on her face and her two front teeth blackened.

Seeing this, Ororo's depressed mood improved a lot. It wasn't that Qin in the photo smiled like a fool, but she confirmed that Qin took the photo out of her own free will.

In other words, they really know each other!

Russell put the camera back behind his back and said seriously: "Time is running out. If you have any questions, we'll talk about it later. We're here specifically to help, just to knock down Qin."

Hank and Ororo were silent. After a moment, Ororo spoke: "Since we are friends in other worlds, can you really kill Qin?"

After learning that Professor

"It doesn't matter, a big event will happen in the future. Logan is ordered to go back to the past and rewrite history. The fate of everyone will change. In the subsequent timeline, Qin will not go dark and everyone will live well. "

Russell's words are not surprising: "So, don't think too much, the future will be very beautiful, so beautiful that you can't even imagine. Charles is alive, the school is more prosperous, and even Logan has become a teacher..."

"Wait a minute, you're lying to me."

Hank questioned: "Logan became a teacher. This...I really can't agree with this. What can he teach? Sports or wilderness survival?"

Deadpool sat back in the remote-controlled wheelchair: "Logan is a substitute physical education teacher, and his main subject is history."

"..."X2

Hank's eyelids twitched as he fantasized about Logan teaching history and couldn't help but shudder.

Ororo smiled forcefully: "You said the future will be wonderful, so why is Logan responsible for teaching history?"

Bang! !

There was a sound of the door being kicked downstairs, and then several people heard Logan's loud voice: "Ororo, where are you? I need your help, I found Qin and Magneto! "

Ororo looked at Russell: "The facts are in front of us. I have never heard of a history teacher in any school who likes to demolish homes."

"He's just very energetic. If you take him out for a walk twice a day, he won't break up the house."