"Listen, everyone on Earth!"
"In the name of God, I advise you, humans and mutants, you have lost your way for a long time, but I am back..."
"The final judgment is coming, the old civilization falls, and a new era begins..."
"Old God, I'm waiting for you in Cairo!"
"..."
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"Wade, why are you talking to yourself alone? Are you sick again? Do you need physical therapy?"
Deadpool stood up and said: "No, it was the hairy bald man talking in my head. I know you can't hear it, so I broadcast it live to tell you."
Almost not long after Apocalypse abducted Charles, he connected the entire world through Charles' ability, announced his return, emphatically named Russell, and informed him of his current location.
Cairo, the capital and largest city of Egypt.
While the two were talking, gray chimneys suddenly rose in the distant sky, some far or near, more than ten in total.
Familiar with the plot, Russell and Deadpool both knew that Apocalypse not only controlled Charles to issue a declaration, but also gave a blow to the global government.
Offending all the nuclear pacifists in the world at once, Apocalypse pretended to be cool, but the mutants were tricked and forced to choose their side, and fell into the super boss's small books.
Almost at the same time, mutants around the world were yelling at Apocalypse and praying that this bastard would successfully conquer the world, otherwise they would never have a chance to live in the future.
Whoosh!
Nightcrawler teleported to Russell's side, and said anxiously: "Mr. Russell, Captain Deadpool, come with me quickly, we are in trouble."
After saying that, Night Walker put his hand on the two's shoulders and teleported them together to the conference room of the college teachers.
The X-Men were almost all together, Psylocke and Logan were also there, Nightcrawler's appearance went unnoticed as their attention was entirely on the television.
On the TV screen, all channels were urgently broadcasting news about the launch of nuclear weapons.
"This station has received news from Europe and Asia. Not only the US imperialism, but also nuclear weapons all over the world seem to be out of control. So far, the White House has not made any statement on this matter..."
"The Pentagon has confirmed that the first countries to launch nuclear bombs are Mao Xiong, Rabbit, and Big Bang..."
"Many news media around the world..."
The situation was terrible. Apocalypse's big move caused a global sensation. Like a glass of cold water poured into boiling oil, the whole world exploded in an instant.
When it comes to nuclear weapons, no one can remain calm. The media covered this incident overwhelmingly, speculating on the authorities' intentions and whether it was related to the Third World War.
The strange thing is that when such a big thing happened, the superpowers all remained silent and motionless as if they were asleep.
The worst thing is the US imperialism. Because of freedom of speech, the collective silence of the authorities, and the crazy hype of the media, various conspiracy theories are all over the streets.
Immediately, someone took out a banner from under their desk and added 'oppose war' after the words 'The President Eats Shit', 'Protest against Racial Discrimination', 'Green Environmental Protection' and other words. They took to the streets in small groups and gathered friends. Adding to the turbulent situation.
Not to mention, there are quite a few people who like to shine. There are about ten people in almost every building.
After a while, the media stopped reporting on the nuclear bomb, and the follow-up news was 'Texas shooting', 'Detroit shooting', 'Chicago shooting', as chaotic as you want.
It is conceivable that if it hadn't been for tonight, tap water and shovels in supermarkets in cities all over the United States would have been sold at sky-high prices.
What, you said mineral water is understandable, but why are shovels also priced at sky-high prices?
What a fuss, how can the people of American imperialism build air raid shelters in their own yards without shovels!
“It’s so lively!”
"yes!"
The two idiots did not take it too seriously to watch the excitement. They continuously changed channels to watch current affairs news and madly complained about the idiotic American people.
At this moment, the TV screen changed again. After the jumping snowflakes flashed, a big blue face appeared on the TV. It was Apocalypse's face.
"I bet you $100 that this guy is the worst."
"Follow me, I won't accept any rebuttal!"
Russell didn't want to watch nonsense, so he picked up the remote control and changed the channel. Ten channels in a row were all dominated by Apocalypse. He could only calmly put down the remote control and see what he wanted to say.
"Everyone on Earth, I believe you have seen the beautiful scenery of fireworks. There is no need to worry. This is the end of the old era. In the new era, you no longer need weapons, including firearms, swords, spears, stone tools, etc. If you need it again..."
The apocalypse started again. Deadpool refused to give up. He grabbed the remote control and changed a few channels. He was stabbed by Logan's claw next to him and stopped.
As soon as the camera turned, the big blue plate disappeared, replaced by the land of Egypt lined with pyramids. Apocalypse stood in front of the camera, leaving an unfathomable figure to the audience in front of the TV.
As he raised his hands high, the entire Cairo shook violently like an earthquake. High-rise buildings shattered and the ground collapsed. All materials split instantly and reorganized in the center of the city, forming a towering and motionless giant pyramid.
The metal tower body can be called the most miracle in the world. It shines under the scorching sun, reflecting a heavy sense of solemnity and making everyone watching the live broadcast stunned.
turn out to be……
This is how the pyramids were built!
I would like to congratulate New York and Los Angeles for surviving with a very small probability. Apocalypse is an ancient Egyptian, otherwise these two brothers and sisters would be unlucky again.
The screen jumped again, and Apocalypse's expressionless dead face appeared in front of the camera: "Humans, during the 3,600 years I slept, you ruled this world. Now I have woken up, get ready for purification!"
The picture froze, and then, a hand-drawn photo sticker appeared on the TV.
Seeing this face, everyone looked at Russell, wondering what Tian Qi's purpose was for hanging his profile picture on the global live broadcast.
"Old God, don't think about escaping. I will defeat you in front of the whole world and let your followers know that you are too weak to be defeated."
Apocalypse disappeared from the screen, only Russell's photo sticker remained, he became famous!
"Oh, man, you are going to be popular." Deadpool screamed: "Now people all over the world want to get to know you. You will have countless announcements, endorsements, film appointments, exclusive interviews... Damn it, you must remember , during the interview, he called himself a member of the X-Force, and your captain is Wade Wilson... No, I’m not going to be the captain anymore, I want to be your manager."
"Don't be stupid, the person in the portrait is not me."
When Deadpool heard this, his whole face was pressed against the TV, and he confirmed again and again: "It's impossible, it's obviously exactly the same!"
Russell calmly analyzed and pointed out the difference between himself and the portrait: "By comparison, it is easy to find flaws. The distance between the corners of the person's eyebrows in the portrait is too large, and his eyes lack cohesion; the bridge of his nose is a bit flat; his lips are too thin, making him look very thin; and the worst thing is Yes, his hairline is one centimeter higher than mine, how could it be me?"
Man, I think you want to eat farts!
Deadpool has never seen such a shameless person. Russell is so shameless that he feels that his position as captain may be taken away at any time.
Everyone else felt the same, fearing that they would be infected with the sand sculpture virus, and subconsciously stayed away from Russell and Deadpool.
Logan and Psylocke also retreated, and soon their faces were ashen. They were quarantined because they were members of the X-Force, and they were labeled as carriers of the sand virus.
Bang!
The door to the conference room was pushed open, and Mystique Raven pushed the door open and walked in. She said with a serious face: "Hank has debugged the plane. We will set off to Cairo now to rescue Charles."
The enemy was unprecedentedly powerful. To put it bluntly, there was a high probability that this trip would result in death, but none of the X-Men refused.
Raven named a few wounded who were unable to move. Apart from her, the only remaining X-Men in action were Nightcrawler Wagner, Quicksilver Pietro, and Magneto Eric, who temporarily joined.
Including Deadpool, Logan and Russell from X-Force, there are exactly seven people.
"Mr. Russell!"
On the way to the aircraft, Raven asked in a low voice: "Char...Professor asked me to ask you, are you sure the victory is about half?"
Deadpool has asked this question eight hundred times. Russell sighed and said for the last time: "Yeah, what's the problem?"
Ruiwen was a little confused, nodded and stopped talking.
She had no more questions, but Russell had one question: "By the way, Professor
"The professor is in the secret room of the brainwave enhancement device. He has a way to prevent Apocalypse from taking over Charles' body, and he can also..." At this point, Raven's face became embarrassed: "He can also help him save his hair!"
