"Man, what else is there to consider? Do you know the benefits of our X-Force team?"
Deadpool picked up the knife on the hood of the car, put his arm around Logan's shoulders, and generously stuffed a thick pile into his pocket, leaving only one to hand to Logan.
"..."
Logan became more and more determined. The pit was too big and he had to think twice before jumping in. Otherwise, he would fall in and be unable to climb out.
Bang!
A gunshot shocked Logan, and he was stunned by the unexpected turn of events. Russell, the team member code-named 'Angel', expertly shot deadpool's head with a gun.
Seized power?
Russell tore open Deadpool's pocket, took out a bunch of knives, and stuffed them into Logan's pocket: "Take this to supplement the family income. How can you raise your head in front of your elders and daughter if you don't have any pocket money?"
"You...he...you...you killed the captain?"
Seeing that Logan was incoherent, Russell said calmly: "Don't get excited, the captain is here to blow up. This is a routine operation of our team. You used to do it too."
"?"
Logan was confused again. Why did he like to do this before? How could he do such a ridiculous behavior?
"Hey, what just happened, my vision went dark..." Deadpool grabbed Logan's trousers and climbed up, dissatisfied: "Russell, you hit me with a gun again?"
Logan looked astonished: "He has a self-healing factor, and you two are both mutants!"
"Barely so!"
Russell smiled and said: "Logan, this is my final reward. Completely repair your self-healing factor and turn you back into the fearless Wolverine. Now, do you still want to consider it?"
"No, I am willing to join X-Force." Logan responded calmly. He needed strength to protect his last treasure.
Done!
Russell and Deadpool high-fived each other, the third member joined the group, and it was time to leave this mediocre world.
Deadpool laughed like a pig, gathered the three of them, and the carefully prepared cool appearance finally came into use: "Logan, shout 'Captain' to hear it."
"..."
Logan's eyes were obsessed, staring blankly ahead, like a philosopher thinking about life.
At this moment, he couldn't hear anything.
"You damn bastard, how dare you ignore Uncle Deadpool, I want you to..."
Deadpool was furious and decided to give the newcomer a slap in the face. The familiar eyes went dark, and he didn't know anything next.
Bang!
Russell blew the muzzle of his gun: "Logan, since you have joined the team, hurry up and deal with the funeral arrangements. Time waits for no one. It's time for us to set off to the next world."
"What does the next world mean?"
"We are not from this world. We are here specifically to invite you to join the team. We will not stay for too long." Russell explained.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?"
"Hey, didn't I just say that?"
"..."
…
Five minutes later, Logan looked at the brand new luxury car in front of him in bewilderment. Russell bought a hammer from the supermarket. After banging it, the Chrysler E8, which was full of bullet holes, turned into a stretched Cadillac Escalade. It’s also bulletproof!
Can anyone tell him why he changed the car logo and license plate just by tapping it with a hammer?
There is also car paint. Which posture should you use to swing the hammer to turn black into white?
Logan was speechless, blaming everything on Russell's ability, and only reacted after being pushed into the driver's seat: "Wait a minute, if I have to leave this world, then I won't join, I can't leave Charles and Laura behind. "
Russell heard this and looked at Deadpool. Wade shrugged: "It's not a big problem. Let's pack it up and take it to the next world. Leave it to the X-Men there and take care of the mutant children. They are Olympic level."
"X-Men from other worlds, you...Captain, are you serious?"
Logan's eyes lit up, flashing with excitement. If it was as Deadpool said, this terrible world would be better for her to go to hell.
"Of course, in the last world, we only cooperated with the X-Men." Deadpool was excited and disappointed at the same time. He was excited because Logan finally called him captain, but he was disappointed because he was suspected of taking advantage of the opportunity and had no sense of accomplishment at all. .
You bitch is just hypocritical!
Russell looked at Deadpool with disdain, raised his hand and took out the digital camera and handed it to Logan: "If you don't believe it, I still have photos here, taken in the aircraft. Qin and Ororo and I are very good friends. We danced together."
Logan walked up to her out of curiosity, and his expression suddenly changed: "Who is this woman? Why is she not wearing any clothes?"
"Mistake! Mistake!"
Russell hurriedly took back the digital camera, and just now he quickly reached the photo album of the 18-year-old widow in the world of [Eight-Legged Monster]. He switched to the photo album with the note "Sand Sculpture Warrior" and showed it one by one in front of Logan.
Seeing the photo of an acquaintance, Logan was nostalgic and showed a warm smile that he had not seen for a long time.
Soon, when he thought of the photo of the 18-year-old widowed sister, he felt bad. He looked at Russell with wide eyes: "Tell me, you have nothing but taking pictures."
"Indeed not, I just painted a bastard on Qin's face."
"What, that bastard wasn't painted by Ororo?"
Russell: "..."
Cyclops’ wife, you’re so excited!
In the back row, Deadpool was furious. He also saw the photo of the young widowed sister: "Russell, you damn bastard, I treat you as a brother in vain, you actually seduced my wife!"
Russell was unhappy when he heard it: "Wade, don't talk nonsense. She is the wife of a Canadian, and she is an ex-wife. She has nothing to do with you."
"It doesn't matter, I'm the damn Canadian! Draw your gun, I'm going to duel with you!"
Bang!
Logan: "..."
As a newcomer, he was worried about the chaotic interpersonal relationships in the team, and always felt that it would be disbanded.
…
In about a quarter of an hour, the Cadillac Escalade returned to the hotel. It originally didn't take that long because Deadpool repeatedly asked for a duel and was delayed.
Looking at his younger self in the rearview mirror, Logan smiled with satisfaction and prepared to give Professor X a surprise.
They will leave this world of despair, see their former companions, and no longer have to hide in this place. A better life is about to begin. Not only can Professor
He can only be handsome for three seconds!
As soon as Logan got out of the car, he screamed and fell to his knees. His brain felt like a needle pricking him. People around him stood still and couldn't move. There were even several car accidents on the road.
Professor X is sick again!
The mutant with the strongest psychic abilities on the planet has brain atrophy, so much so that he needs drugs to delay Alzheimer's disease. It sounds ironic, but if it really happens, it will be a devastating disaster.
The disappearance of the X-Men was due to Professor X's illness. He was unable to control his psychic abilities and killed his students unconsciously.
Not allowing the tragedy to happen again, Logan rolled and crawled through the hotel door and moved toward the elevator.
"Dude, need some help?"
Deadpool came to Logan's side humbly. The guy still hadn't realized that Professor X had kicked him out of the 'human' camp, even if it was the Alzheimer's version of Professor X.
With an electric arc flashing on Russell's forehead, he lifted Logan into the elevator and helped him press the button for the 12th floor. The three of them came to the room and found several soldiers with guns and ammunition, and the professor's ability was frozen in place.
Deadpool knew the plot, pulled out the two swords from his back, and wiped their necks one by one. After Logan injected the medicine, Professor
"Charles, are you okay?" Logan asked breathlessly.
Professor
The little girl lying on the floor, Laura numbered X-23, rubbed her eyes and then opened her mouth into an O shape.
"It's too late to explain, get in the car first!" The pursuer was nearby. Logan pushed the professor's wheelchair out of the room. They took the elevator downstairs, started the car and drove away.
After some explanations, Professor
"We meet again, Professor X."
Russell greeted Professor X politely, and the moment he looked at Professor
Professor
Bang!
"Professor, I advise you not to do this. You are already demented and can't bear Wade's memory. I don't know what you will become after reading this, but I can confirm that Logan will go crazy!" Russell laughed. After saying that, Handsome put the Shaying back into its holster.
In fact, he knew that it was nothing more than adding disease to disease, adding a fake character to Alzheimer's disease.
Laura stared at Russell's armor without blinking, her eyes filled with curiosity and admiration. The comics were right, superheroes who could travel through time and space existed.
Logan, who was driving, accidentally saw Laura's appearance through the rearview mirror, and his eyes instantly became alert. I vowed in my heart that I would risk my life not to let Laura be alone with Deadpool and Russell...
No, not even breathing the same air!
