"Boss, I have a dream."
"No, you didn't!"
Russell had a cold face. Although he didn't know what Deadpool's dream was specifically, he was definitely preparing to make some trouble and had to nip it in the cradle.
"No, I do!" Deadpool insisted.
"you have not!"
Russell spoke loudly, glared at Deadpool, and then said: "Don't talk to me about dreams, illusory things will eventually succumb to reality, and the reality is that I am the boss and I have the final say."
"But I am originally a fictional comic character..."
"No, you are different from others. You can break the fourth wall, communicate with the audience, and even threaten the comic editor with a knife to change the script."
Deadpool blinked: "But I can break the fourth wall, and that's what the editor meant. I remember his name is Rob Liefeld, a sand sculpture cartoonist who can't always draw the proportions of legs."
Russell: "..."
What qualifications do you have to say that others are idiots?
Seeing that Russell was silent, Deadpool rubbed his hands and stepped forward: "Boss, this dream is really important to me. I am here just to realize it."
"Tell me and listen." Russell had an idea. If Deadpool's dream does not conflict with traveling through the world, helping him might make him work harder.
Deadpool clenched his fist, looked up at the chandelier at a 45-degree angle, and said solemnly: "I want to form a superhero team!"
Russell: "..."
"Boss, what do you think of this dream?"
"not so good."
"Why?"
"I've seen [Deadpool] 2. The Agent
Deadpool shrugged: "This is a plot requirement, and Big Cheeks is just a friendly guest appearance. He can come because there is an ulterior deal with the director."
Russell: "..."
"Boss, you look at the easter eggs very carefully, but you must not have noticed that there is a friendly guest appearance by Matt Damon in [Deadpool] 2... Wait, tell me the truth, do you think it is a pirated copy? ?”
"..."
It's really annoying to discuss the plot with a plot character. What's even more annoying is that you can't talk to him!
Russell sighed: "Wade, don't change the topic, continue to talk, what does your coming to this world have to do with your dream?"
"After careful consideration, I found that the reason why Agents Team."
When Deadpool said this, he added: "But not everyone can do it. Strength is only one aspect, and I have to be pleasing to my eye."
"So you came to Spider-Man to get him to join the gang." Russell generally felt that he understood.
"Yes, that's it, I love Parker!" When it came to Spider-Man, Deadpool looked shy.
Unlucky Peter Parker, it turns out you can be even worse!
Russell sighed silently: "You are overthinking. This Spider-Man is not a talkative, and you two can't get along. Moreover, his sense of responsibility as a good New York citizen will not allow him to follow you to other worlds."
"I know!"
"You know you still dare to be whimsical, why not go to the world of The Amazing Spider-Man? The Garfield version of Spider-Man may like your bad words." Russell remembered that there was a villain named Electro in The Amazing Spider-Man, whose abilities were very suitable for him.
"No, that Parker is too handsome, I don't like him!" Deadpool decisively refused: "Besides, I'm not whimsical. In order to correct Parker, who is not a talkative, I specially brought Venom over and copied my character. Peter will definitely..."
Russell made a final decision: "He will definitely become a super villain!"
"Boss, I think you are targeting me."
"Yes, that's right!"
Deadpool was furious when he heard this, his eyes widened and he was about to spray. Suddenly, he thought of something and started to circle around Russell, making tsk-tsk sounds in his mouth.
Russell was made uncomfortable by his strange eyes: "What's wrong?"
"I have decided that from today on, we are brothers."
"..."
Russell put his hand on his forehead. He was already thinking fast enough, but even so, he still couldn't keep up with Deadpool's rhythm. There is no logic at all, and I have no idea what Deadpool will do in the next second.
"Russell, since you don't object, then we are brothers. Now brother, I want to form a superhero team. You should help me and take the initiative to become my team member."
"I reject!"
"Why?"
"X-Force sounds so silly."
"It doesn't matter. How about changing the name now to Bomb Squad?"
"not good."
"Why, we will be the best combination! Do you think you are not hot enough to deserve this name?"
"No, you don't deserve the name. The lead is too short, so it's not appropriate to call it a bomb."
"FCUK!"
In the end, Russell joined the so-called X-Force. Currently, he is the only member except Captain Deadpool.
It's ridiculous, but for Deadpool to be willing to take him through other worlds, I can only choose to wrong myself.
"Listen, Russell, as a superhero intern, I have some experience to impart to you." Deadpool patted Russell on the shoulder, looking like he had experienced it before: "First of all, you have to have your own uniform, and you have to have your own uniform. He has a ridiculous nickname."
Regarding uniforms, Russell could only think of his black robe, and pondered for a moment: "As for nicknames, I do have one I like better."
"tell me the story."
Russell lowered his voice: "ImBatman!"
He has a history with Supergirl and has no problem calling himself Batman.
"..."
Deadpool was silent for three seconds and made an
Russell was speechless: "This... really makes sense."
"So, do you have any other nicknames? For example, Deadpool's little brother, Deadpool's biggest fan, Deadpool's licking dog, etc."
"Then I'll call you Deathstroke."
"No, Deathstroke is from DC too!" Deadpool scratched his head crazily: "Man, are you targeting me? Why are you mentioning my cousin?"
Deathstroke, a supervillain in the DC world, was originally named Slade Wilson, while Deadpool's name is Wade Wilson.
In addition to their names, the two are also very similar in appearance. Not only that, their weapons are both double swords. They are both mercenaries and are good at fighting.
Deadpool once said that he has a cousin named Slade, and Deathstroke also said that he has a half-brother named Wade, which is a mutual tribute between Marvel and DC.
But in comic book history, Deathstroke preceded Deadpool by eleven years.
Yes, Deathstroke is the prototype of Deadpool, and Russell said this purely to disgust him.
"Wade, I didn't mean to disgust you, but I think my weapon is very similar to Deathstroke. Although it is similar to you, I can't steal the nickname Deadpool. After all, we are brothers."
"Come on, my good brother, you are just trying to disgust me."
Deadpool snorted disdainfully: "But you don't match Deathstroke's character. My cousin is 1.93 meters tall, and you... Haha, don't think I can't tell. You're not even 1.8 meters tall with your shoes off."
"hiss!"
Russell took a breath and said angrily: "I am 1.79.5 meters, rounded up it is 1.8 meters."
"hehe!"
"Don't imitate pig braying. It's normal for reality to differ from comics. Just like your [Deadpool] 2, Cable is 1.79 meters in the movie, but in the comics he is over 2 meters. You even complained about this."
"So what, in Avengers, he is Thanos!!"
"It's just Thanos. I can kill one with one punch. You may not be able to tell me. I have singled out more than two hundred Thanos at one time and killed them all with a snap of my fingers."
"Wow, then I can hit a thousand!"
"I can fight ten thousand!"
"Then I'll give you one million!"
"..."
Unknowingly, the two of them were fighting with each other angrily. After regaining consciousness, Russell took a few steps back and coughed lightly to hide his embarrassment.
Deadpool looked smug, Russell couldn't compare to him in terms of shamelessness. Moreover, he is not afraid of meat and vegetables. The scene just now was a small scene, and he didn't care about his mouth.
"Look, Russell, any nickname will do, except Deathstroke."
"Hmph, you're a pirate who copied Deathstroke's character!" Russell exclaimed.
Deadpool was so angry that he said, "Again, I'm not a pirate. How can comics be called piracy? It's a tribute!"
"Plagiarism! Piracy!"
"Whatever you say, my cousin was just born a few years before me, but then... my cousin's popularity was so bad. I had two independent movies, but he had nothing." At this point, Deadpool said again Started to feel proud.
That's right, he was just born a few years later. As for comics, whoever is popular is the prototype!
Russell couldn't stand such an arrogant villain and retorted: "Yes, Deathstroke has made a guest appearance in a TV series. He also made an Easter egg in Justice League and will star opposite Batman in the future."
"Hahaha, so what, I am a superhero and he is a villain!"
"Yes, yes, you are a superhero. In the DC studio next door, you have a green superhero movie! Speaking of which, why didn't you appear in [Justice League]?" Russell asked and answered himself, and suddenly realized: "Oh, By the way, I remembered it, because you are a loser and a box-office poison!"
Deadpool:"……"
Damn Canadians! Damn Green Lantern!
