"It doesn't matter, aren't there still singles here?" Seeing Russell's hesitation, Spooner felt that he could win this one and immediately made a decision: "Tell me, who do you know and who is single? I'll let you choose one! "
"Ida Wang, okay?"
Russell looked strange and said awkwardly: "During your vacation, she temporarily managed District 28. We got along for about a week or so. But... isn't this unfair to you?"
"Ada Wang, Chicago police beauty..." Spooner hesitated. He and Ada knew each other, but he knew that the opponent's strategy difficulty was MAX, and it would be difficult to make an appointment.
However, seeing Russell's troubled face, Spooner gritted his teeth: "It doesn't matter, it's just her. The more difficult it is, the more comparable it will be."
Granted, Spooner didn't have the confidence to ask Ada out, but he thought Russell's chances were even lower. After all, in terms of time spent together, Russell had only been together for a week. He had worked with Ada on several cases together, and they were quite happy with each other. Without this old face, Ada had to give him face no matter what, and just said a few perfunctory words. also.
Russell took out his mobile phone: "Spooner, you call first, I call first?"
"You go first!" Spooner decided to let Russell go first. If he was scolded, he wouldn't even need to make a phone call and would be declared the winner.
Russell shrugged and dialed Ada's number directly. After the call was connected, a 3D projection was released on the mobile phone interface, and Ada's pretty face was revealed on the palm-sized interface.
"Hi, Russell, I didn't expect you to call me at this time. Do you want to ask me to watch a movie?"
"No? If it doesn't work, forget it. I won't force you!"
"Okay, there's no problem at all! What time are the movie tickets and which cinema? If you haven't bought a ticket, tell me what you want to see and I'll buy it now." Ada was elated. She had been rejected by Russell before and was so naked that she even doubted herself. Her charm had declined, and this time Russell took the initiative to make an appointment, which finally allowed her to regain some dignity.
Spooner: "..."
How could this happen? It shouldn't be like this!
Russell glanced at Spooner and said to Ada: "Ada, you are thinking too much. I don't want to see you watching a movie. I just want to ask if you can shoot tonight?"
"Hey, great, you finally think so! You can shoot now, I mean at any time. Should you come over, or should I go to your house?"
Poof! Poof!
Spooner shot two arrows in his chest. As for the Chicago policewoman, what happened during my absence?
Russell pondered for three seconds and shook his head: "Forget it, I suddenly want to go home and pet the cat. That's it. I hang up the phone. Let's talk about the shooting another day!"
"Oh! Wait a minute, Russell, wait..."
"Dududu————"
The phone was hung up, and Ada was so angry that she scratched her hair. What was this, was she just kidding?
"It's not over yet. I've never been rejected like this before! Let me tell you, it's not about whether you want to fuck me or not, but whether I want to fuck you!" Ada was furious and yelled at the hung up phone.
Not to mention the furious Ada, on Russell's side, Spooner fell into doubts about life, his whole person was shrouded in low pressure, and he was so desperate that he wanted to take another leave to go home and rest for a while. If possible, take a look at his psychology. doctor.
Seeing Spooner's depressed look, Russell apologized profusely: "I'm sorry, Spooner, I accidentally pretended to be cool. You know I didn't want to be like this, I just didn't... I didn't expect Ada to be like this. Man, I’m so disappointed.”
Poof! Poof! Poof...
Spooner's chest was pierced by thousands of arrows, and he was completely injured. Finally, he gave up all his dignity and put his arm on the table with a bang: "Come on, Russell, let's fight it out in a man's way!"
"A man's way?"
"Yes, it's muscles!" When he said this, Spooner blushed a little, because what he raised was his left arm, a mechanical arm. Not to mention muscles, there was not even a strand of flesh on this arm.
Russell also raised his left arm and held it tightly, clasping Spooner's palm tightly: "It's not good. Even though I am thin, I am still very confident in my strength."
"Stop being so verbose, if you're a man, just do it."
"All right!"
The two of them clenched each other's palms and began to exert force with a groan. Russell was really exerting force, while Spooner was exerting force through a nerve-controlled computer, and the grunt was just fake.
"drink!!!"
"ha!!!"
"Shit! I've been telling you this before, your left hand is so strong. Are you single?"
"Yes, my ex-wife and I divorced."
"snort!!!"
"Um!!!"
"puff!!!"
"Hey, who farted just now?"
Thirty seconds later, as the strength of the two gradually increased, Spooner's face was filled with surprise, and he looked at Russell as if he were a monster. Russell tried his best to suck the milk, and his face turned red, and then...
Bang! !
With a loud bang, the table shattered and collapsed, and their duel was interrupted as they were kicked out by bar security.
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Outside the bar, Spooner looked like he had seen a ghost. He recalled Russell and him wrestling with each other, and his eyes widened, similar to this (⊙.⊙)
"Russell, tell me honestly, what are you..." Spooner was full of doubts and finally couldn't help but speak: "Are you a robot, a robot in human skin?"
Russell looked innocent: "Spooner, why do you think so?"
"Because... because this is abnormal!" Spooner took a deep breath and raised his left arm: "Listen, I lost an arm, three ribs, and even my lungs are artificial in the car accident. Said that the left half of the body is entirely mechanical..."
"Wait a minute, Spooner, I want to interrupt." Russell pointed at Spooner's waist: "I want to ask, are your kidneys also artificial?"
"Shut up! There's nothing wrong with my kidney. It's original and made of meat."
"Wow, that's awesome. I'm a Sagittarius."
Spooner: "..."
"What's wrong, man, why aren't you talking?"
I'm fucking thinking about how to kill you and create an alibi!
Spooner took a deep breath and said, "Russell, don't make any jokes. Now tell me, how can you, a flesh and blood body, compete with a machine? Tell me, who are you?"
Russell's face straightened up and he said seriously: "Spooner, I didn't expect that I was discovered by you even though I was hiding so deeply!"
What, are you hiding?
"Actually, I am not from this world. I come from the future, an era ruled by robots."
Spooner:￣△￣
"Man, I don't quite understand what you're talking about. In the future, humans are ruled by microwaves and washing machines?"
"Don't look down on the washing machine!"
Russell patted Spooner's shoulder with a solemn expression: "Will, in the future, you will be the leader of the human resistance. And I am here to protect your safety and help you resist the pursuit of robots until you become A true leader!”
"What, I'm not Will, my name is Dale Spooner!"
Russell blinked: "Really?"
"Um!"
Spooner: "..."
Russell: "..."
Big eyes and small eyes!
"Oh, I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person!" Russell said apologetically: "Sorry, Spooner! You know too much. For the safety of the savior and for the sake of all mankind, I can only let you die once."
Spooner: "..."
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