The car in 2035 is very unpleasant to drive. Russell's manual speed is the same as other people's computer speeds. There is no pleasure of changing lanes and overtaking. Bad review!
If he encounters a sports car with better performance, and the entire route is planned by computer, and the route is smooth and direct to the destination, he can only watch the taillights of the car go away, and there is nothing he can do. Bad review!
The engine is eerily quiet, there is no roaring sound effect, and it even makes me feel sleepy. Bad review!
The scenery on all sides has not changed during the entire underground tunnel. Apart from the cement walls, there are wall lamps on the ceiling. There is not even a green area in sight. There is no visual experience of the scenery regressing rapidly like lightning. Bad review!
Finally, we got out of the tunnel and came to an elevated area. As a result, the computer prompted us that we still had 30 seconds left to reach the finish line... bad review!
To sum up, drag racing in 2035 is simply uncomfortable. When people are used to the full speed of 320 kilometers per hour, the average speed of 200 kilometers per hour is as slow as a snail.
Technology is changing with each passing day, and many industries have been eliminated by the times. In addition, computers are more cost-saving than human labor, and employment pressure is greater than before!
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The police car parked in the underground parking lot of the apartment building. Russell closed the car door and took the elevator to the 30th floor. This was his residence in Chicago and he rented it before joining the company.
The door is equipped with voice recognition, fingerprint recognition and other functions. No key is required and it can be pushed open by holding the door handle, which is very convenient.
The higher the floor, the smaller the living area. Russell's house on the 30th floor is only 60 square meters, but it is still very spacious for one person. The room adopts a modern and simple decoration style, and the overall layout is clear, spacious and comfortable. It looks no different from the era he lived in.
Pushing open the window of the living room, a spire-like high-rise building is very conspicuous. It is the tallest building in Chicago and the global headquarters of USR, a leader in the robotics industry.
Russell is very satisfied with this house. The high floor has clear views, good air, low noise, good lighting, good ventilation, and it is condescending. You can also see the green belt surrounding the apartment building.
Because the room was just rented, the room was very empty. Except for the necessary furniture and electrical appliances, it could be said that there were only two sets of clothes in the closet.
Russell briefly familiarized himself with his new home, turned on the computer and entered keywords. He wanted to integrate into the world of 2035 as soon as possible, and he had to know at least some simple common sense.
The computer is controlled by voice, and the two advertising links on the browser's main interface are very eye-catching.
"The X-82 orbital space shuttle will take you to the places of your dreams, providing great value for money..."
Interstellar travel has become popular in 2035. Currently, the development of civilian tourism projects is limited to the solar system, and the price is ridiculously expensive. Only rich people can afford it.
In the second advertisement, USR's NS-5 series robots have begun global pre-sale. Because they are more advanced and intelligent, the price is not cheap. However, USR Company has a reward offer for old customers. Just take the old version of the NS-4 series robot and exchange it for the latest NS-5 robot.
The NS-5 series of intelligent robots are more anthropomorphic in shape. Unlike the old robots with dull facial features, they can express their emotions through facial expressions. Although it is still programmed, it still makes this robot more popular. It is expected to break the robot sales record. One in every five people owns NS-5, making it the series with the widest coverage.
"The appearance is simple and clear, but it doesn't feel like science fiction. It's more likable than the cold old products. No wonder the pre-sales are so popular."
Looking at the three-dimensional picture of the NS-5 robot on the screen, Russell shook his head slightly. He already knew what world he was in.
[Mechanical Enemy] or [I, Robot]!
Russell has seen this movie. Although he didn't review it during his recent recharge, he still had an impression because the actor who plays the leading role, Will Smith, is one of his favorite stars.
Russell first got to know Will Smith on the screen through the movie "Bad Boys", and later the "Independence Day" and "Men in Black" series, all of which are his favorite movies.
However, Russell's favorite Will Smith movie is not the above-mentioned commercial film, but the biography-themed "Happiness Knocks on the Door".
In this movie, Will Smith's acting skills exploded. Although he failed to win the Oscar for Best Actor, Russell felt that his acting skills were enough to win the award.
By the way, Xiao Lizi also ran with me that year.
Once you know which world you are in, the next step will be easy. Russell remembers that the actor played by Will Smith is a Chicago police officer. The identity arranged by the system is very convenient for getting close to the other party. He believes that the world mission will be triggered soon, and he can guess the general mission, which is nothing more than to eliminate the central computer and prevent robots from ruling the earth.
After figuring out the general idea, Russell searched for information about the USR company and left a message on the official website, supporting the release of the new robot, calling it a product that changes the world and is destined to leave its name in history.
The price of the NS-5 series of intelligent robots was very high. Russell checked his bank account and found that he couldn't even afford an arm. A credit card with a limit of 1 million U.S. dollars would not work either. He checked his credit card and was told that it was an old product that had been discontinued and could not be used.
Although there is a lottery on the official website, as long as you leave a message, you may win an NS-5, but Russell is not looking forward to it. The probability of choosing him is too low.
"With my luck, if I really win the lottery, that robot will come to kill me too!"
Russell joked to himself, took a deep breath and started typing keywords on the computer. His expression was particularly solemn, because what he was searching for was very important.
While chatting with Sheriff John, Russell heard from him about Umbrella Company, the game Resident Evil, which exists in this mission world.
Hearing plot characters talk about plot characters in another world made Russell feel very weird. John said that Umbrella Company was a virtual reality in the game and did not exist in reality, but he did not know that to Russell, he was just a character in the movie. people.
Menghan•shen, xinlan•duan, chuxue•lu, ba•wang……
Russell entered the name of the character in his own world, the Lord God Space World, into the search bar, expecting to find relevant information. It might be a movie, TV series, or game, but he was disappointed and found nothing.
He also entered his own name and changed the name combinations several times, but still got nothing, as if it didn't exist at all.
Russell pondered for a long time, and suddenly thought of a funny thing. He controlled the computer with his voice and changed the browser to a Chinese search interface.
The funny thing he thought of was the Chinese-English translation. In addition to the unscrupulous subtitles and the down-to-earth subtitles, many imported foreign movie title translations often make people stunned and shocked.
Russell watched "Future Soldier" some time ago, directed by James Cameron and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is all good. There are many foreign blockbusters that you can’t even guess what they are just by looking at their names.
For example, there was an American movie called "The Arch of Chastity" that made Russell confused when he saw it. After clicking on it, he discovered that it was actually "Moulin Rouge".
Do you think 'The Emperor Returns to the Palace' is a Qing palace drama?
No, this movie is actually a fantasy blockbuster, and it also has a translation called [The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King]!
Is 'Exciting 1995' a pornographic film?
No, it is the classic movie [The Shawshank Redemption], although from some perspectives, this movie is quite exciting.
For another example, the translation of "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" is "Smith vs. Smith's Wife", which really fits the plot of the movie very well!
【Lolita】——A pear tree overwhelms the begonia!
[Evil Boss]——The boss is not a human being!
Is this really good? Translator, are you not afraid of being fired by your boss?
The thing that made Russell vomit blood the most was a drama called "Love Song", which tells the story of two mothers who grew up together and then fell in love with each other's sons. It was magically translated into "I love you, Mom" '! ! !
Although the plot is indeed I love your mother, can you please be more subtle? This is a romance film, not an island country*****!
Russell couldn't complain. These movie titles are really frustrating. But if you look at domestic movies translated by foreigners, you will find that everyone is the same. Chinese characters are so vast and profound that foreigners are completely lost in them.
For example, the literary film "Farewell My Concubine", which is regarded as a classic, has an English name of 'farewell my concubine', and the literal translation is 'goodbye, my little wife'.
[Sanjie Liu]——Third sister Liu, the third sister Liu is really a stroke of genius.
'Romance of Three Kingdoms', this is a foreigner's translation of Huaxia, which means the romance of the three kingdoms. Without reading the content, you would never guess that this is [Romance of the Three Kingdoms], one of the four famous works.
I don’t know what foreigners think. Anyway, Russell didn’t find the Three Kingdoms romantic, and Zhou Yu, Liu Xie, Pang Tong, Yuan Shao, Ma Di and others certainly didn’t find it romantic either.
Sima Yi: I think it’s okay, quite romantic!
Cultural differences lead to complete asymmetry in translation. This is why Russell switched to a Chinese search interface. Of course, another possibility cannot be ruled out. In the world he lives in, it is just a little-known movie, and no one has translated it into English at all.
Or, you become a eunuch halfway through writing!
Soon, Russell searched for a book through keywords. The title of the book is 'Infinite Infinite Infinite Infinite Non-Cycle'. Just by looking at the name, you know that this book is destined. This is indeed the case. It has hundreds of thousands of words and has been completed. There are no urine points in the whole text, only shit points.
Russell flipped through the first few chapters and quickly confirmed that it was the world he was in because he saw the appearance of Supergirl. However, Shen Menghan is not the protagonist, he is just a backdrop that provides equipment, warmth, and care at the beginning.
Shen Menghan got her lunch at around 100,000 words, and it was Lu Chuxue who killed her, which happened in the team battle Russell had experienced a few days ago.
The real protagonist of this book, Russell, has also met him, that person, ahem, the Jian Shaoxin whom he poured yogurt on. The latter experienced the tragic death of his beloved captain, turned into a black man and became a super god, and finally became the strongest reincarnation in the main god's space. The finale was to defeat the main god, travel back in time and space to save Shen Menghan, stay in both places, and lovers end up together. Get married.
When Russell saw this, his face turned green. What hurt him the most was that he had found his own unsystematic life trajectory. As soon as Shen Menghan received his lunch, he received an invitation ticket from the Lord God and became a new rookie. Then he was found by Lu Chuxue and was brutally fucked.
He became Lu Chuxue's exclusive gun mount. From then on, he endured humiliation and heavy burdens, hung on beams and stabbed his buttocks, painted walls with excrement, rode up and down, and finally spent thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, fighting back Lu Chuxue with all the hardships, and rising step by step to become Jian Shaoxin. The great enemy, the final BOSS of the main god space.
Because the results were so poor, the last few chapters were basically a running account of the outline, with many plots omitted. Russell only knew that he had become a pervert due to his long-term silence. After becoming a big boss, he raped, burned, and killed, and committed all kinds of evil. He cultivated new reincarnations, granted loan sharks with reward points, and in the penultimate chapter, he controlled the Lord God for his own use.
The ending was very sad. He was betrayed by his younger brother, betrayed by his younger brother, and finally singled out by the global reincarnations led by Jian Shaoxin. He was beaten into a scum and his soul was gone.
"..."
Russell: (︶^︶)convex
Garbage ruined my youth. Also, what’s the deal with the nickname of this King of Thunder and Lightning?
