The atmosphere was awkward for a while.
"As I said, my father is not here!" Gong Xiaorou said again, "I asked them to come to you in the name of father."
Liu Mo frowned and glanced at the other party subconsciously.
"Why are you looking like this? Am I ugly?"
"It's quite beautiful." Liu Mo couldn't help but swallowed.
"Hee hee, people rarely wear skirts, which makes it easier for a pervert like you."
…
Something bad is happening! Liu Mo's face was ashen!
"You slut, what are you doing?"
"Tell me what you want to do with me, crazy girl!" Liu Mo knew that he couldn't let the situation develop like this, so he had to be tougher in tone and attitude. The angrier she sounded, the better.
"Crazy girl? You are really ignorant." Gong Xiaorou's expression suddenly changed.
She found a wooden chair and sat down on it regardless of appearance. "Yin thief, how about helping me with something?"
"First of all, my name is Liu Mo, not a pornographic thief. You are a sexual thief every time, so aren't you afraid that I will actually molest you?" Liu Mo said bitterly, "Secondly, what are the benefits of letting me help you with things?"
"This is my Salt Gang's territory, how dare you?" Gong Xiao said judo. "You won't suffer any loss in what I ask you to do."
After saying that, she cleared her throat and said, "Listen carefully, I want you to propose marriage to my father..."
"F*ck!" Liu Mo couldn't help but curse.
I just want to be a "normal friend" with you, but you are greedy for my body?
"Sorry to bother you, bye!" After saying that, he turned around and ran away.
"Hey, hey, hey, I haven't finished my words yet!" Gong Xiaorou stepped forward quickly and blocked the way, "It's not a real marriage proposal, it's a fake."
"Huh? Crazy girl, what are you doing?"
"I'm going to be eighteen soon! According to the laws of the Great Xia Dynasty, if a woman doesn't marry after reaching eighteen, her father will be imprisoned." Gong Xiaoju said, "For this reason, the uncles from the Salt Gang started to make arrangements for me. Marriage."
"Isn't this a good thing? The male students should get married, and the female students should get married." Liu Mo said with a smile, "What's the problem? Could it be that you are too crazy and no one likes you, haha!"
"You damn Liu Mo, you can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth. It's because I look down on them, okay!" Gong Xiaojudo.
Without giving a chance to interrupt, she started talking to herself, "What you have to do is very simple. You propose marriage to my father. Then I will pretend to agree to marry you. When we sign the marriage contract, I will send the officials away." past.
Then, I will find another opportunity to divorce you. "
Good guy! Liu Mo almost wanted to applaud her, "Miss Gong, if a woman divorces her husband, she is setting an unprecedented precedent in the Great Xia Dynasty!"
"Isn't the word divorce used incorrectly? In short, I proposed to regret the marriage and annul it."
"Then may I ask Miss Gong, what are my benefits?"
"Being my Gong Xiaorou's fiancé is not enough for you to earn enough face?"
"Ha, I, Liu, am so virtuous and capable, I really can't bear it." Liu Mo handed over his hand: "Farewell, no need to send me off!"
"Where to go?" Gong Xiaorou pulled Liu Mo's elbow, "Don't go!"
"Miss Gong, men and women don't have sex, so don't pull me!"
"If you don't agree, don't even think about leaving!" Gong Xiaorou raised her voice.
"I can't help you. I already have three wives. There are not enough rooms at home to accommodate you."
"You..." Gong Xiaorou stomped her feet angrily, "Liu, if you dare to walk out of this room, I will tell the entire Salt Gang that you are trying to be scornful of me!"
He said, "Swish."
Gong Xiaorou pulled off a corner of her skirt, revealing a section of her flawless, elastic feet.
"Someone is coming, someone is coming!!!"
Damn...
Liu Mo never expected that this crazy girl would be so crazy!
If she deliberately wanted to wrongly accuse me, even a hundred mouths of words could not explain it.
Women in the Great Xia Dynasty valued honor and integrity more than their lives. A young girl who had not yet left the court, in her own family...
"Keep your voice down, grandma, don't mess around!" Liu Mo stepped forward hurriedly, trying to reach out and stop her mouth.
"Come on, come on, touch me if you can!" Gong Xiaorou said with a proud look on her face.
Damn it!
If I dare to touch you, you will be happy, right?
At this time, the disciples of the Salt Gang who heard the shouting arrived late, opened the door, and nervously asked the reason.
"There was a mouse, and I was scared." Gong Xiaorou answered so lightly. "Get out, it's okay!"
Throughout the whole process, Liu Mo had to keep shaking his head to relieve the embarrassment.
After the Yan Gang disciples left, he felt relieved.
"How about it? Do you agree or not?" Gong Xiaorou opened her voice and planned to continue shouting.
"Okay, okay, okay!" Liu Mo said feelingly, "How can I cooperate with you?"
"Humph, this is ridiculous!" Gong Xiaorou laughed.
"Miss Gong, why do you have to harm me?" Liu Mo said bitterly, "Mr. Zhou Zhushan is a talented person and comes from a wealthy family. Wouldn't it be better for you to let him perform with you?"
"I would rather marry a beggar in Rongcheng than meet him." Gong Xiaoju said, "This man looks like a prodigal, he comes to the Salt Gang all the time when he has nothing to do, he shows courtesy for nothing, and he commits adultery or theft. "
This grandson is really a licker (ultimate dog licker form)! You can't lick Su Xiaowan, and you can't lick Gong Xiaorou either.
"Then I'm still a thief!"
"Yes, you are indeed a thief and have married three wives." Gong Xiaoju said, "But I don't know why, after watching you for a long time, I don't feel so annoying.
Besides, I heard from other members of the Salt Gang that you are very decent!
In order to let the people of Jianglin eat high-quality and low-priced new salt as soon as possible, he voluntarily gave up the fight with Zhou.
This young lady has determined to be a chivalrous and righteous person since she was a child, but in the end she failed to achieve anything. You, this decision has helped thousands of people.
Besides, you are so kind to your wife! Didn't you say that there was a roommate named Xin'er? Not only are you responsible for others, but you also dare to offend the Rongcheng County Grand Master for her.
Haha, if there is such a man who treats me so well and has learned a little martial arts, maybe I will be willing to marry him. "
"Miss Gong, I can help you make arrangements!" Liu Mo said.
"Hey, hey, hey, what do you mean? I am so bad!" Gong Xiaorou said with a gloomy face.
"Nothing!" Liu Mo spread his hands, "I have agreed to your request, Miss Gong. Now, can I leave?"
"You...are leaving again? What, am I the God of Plague? Are you leaving in such a hurry?"
Liu Mo patiently made up his mind and decided to treat this crazy girl like an old scoundrel after sending her away! "May I ask Miss Gong if you have any other requests?"
"This matter is going to be used to appease the government. Why should we sign a marriage document, right?" Gong Xiaoju said, "Hey, the new magistrate of Rongcheng is a good friend of you. With this kind of relationship, he will definitely not Probing.”
Good guy, you really have good intentions!
Don't tell me, are you ready for the marriage certificate?
With anxiety in his arms, Liu Mo watched Gong Xiaorou take out a prepared "marriage document" from her arms.
"Come on, sign it!"
"I'm convinced!" Liu Mo's mood at this moment could no longer be described in words. "Crazy girl, you are really crazy!"
This scene is so familiar.
It is simply a replica of the time when I traveled back in time, forced to open a business, fake marriage certificate...
What should I do this time? ! !
