"What's the matter with you?"
Seeing his decadent look that was completely inconsistent with his cultivation level, Zhong Wen frowned and said angrily, "Why do you look like your father is dead?"
"Master."
Being ridiculed by him in this way, Taiyi was not angry, but said dejectedly, "My father died long ago."
"What the hell..."
Zhong Wen couldn't help but cover his forehead with his hands. It took him a while to suppress the urge to hit someone, and he forced himself to calm down and said, "What, the blind date failed again?"
"Hey, don't mention it!"
Taiyi's expression suddenly became awkward, "The atmosphere was good at first, but for some reason, when I sent her back, she suddenly turned against me, and then ignored me. Women are such difficult creatures to understand!"
"what happened?"
Zhong Wen asked in confusion, "Didn't you follow the routine I carefully explained?"
"Just do it."
Taiyi scratched his head and said with a confused look on his face, "Flowers, dinner, theater, pick-up and drop-off, nothing has been left out. And I also found out that Chef Gu is in the Pearl Tower these days, so I chose today specifically."
"Gu Tiancai? He is really..."
Zhong Wen was stunned for a moment, then shook his head with a wry smile and said, "I'm so busy."
It turns out that although Gu Tiancai promised to always guard Ilia and protect his wife and niece from being bullied by someone, he still couldn't give up his hobby of cooking. He would always spend ten or twenty days in a year running back to the two provinces. Boundary City comes to use the remaining heat.
And every time he comes back, it's like a popular star's tour. Without exception, he will attract a rush of gourmets from around him, almost breaking through the threshold of the Pearl Tower.
During those few days, there would always be a long queue in front of the restaurant. Even the powerful men from Two Realms City and Tongling Sea could only wait eagerly. It can be said that the door was packed with guests and the seats were packed. I don’t know. Why, it was actually much more lively than when he was working full-time.
If Taiyi hadn't been Zhong Wen's follower, trying to get a private room inside would have been as difficult as going straight to the sky.
“Chef Gu’s craftsmanship is truly unparalleled.”
I heard him sigh sincerely, "After eating this meal, the smile on the girl's face became much more. I thought I could finally win it successfully, but who knew..."
"What's wrong?"
Zhong Wen couldn't help but asked curiously, "Did something go wrong while watching the show? Or did she go to the wrong place when I sent her home? Damn it, you didn't want to have sex with her, did you?"
"neither."
Taiyi scratched his head and said, "That's why I don't understand. I was quite happy when I was watching the show. I was still talking and laughing on the carriage back."
After Zhong Wen's two-year training in picking up girls, Taiyi already knew all the terminology of love and blind dates, so it was natural that he didn't know what AA was.
Never mention AA!
We don’t need this little money!
In every "teaching", Zhong Wen, as the master, always gave instructions and warned him earnestly. He even specially searched for a storage ring from the nobles of Jinyao Empire, stuffed it with spiritual crystals and gave it to Taiyi as a fund to pick up girls.
When he thought about it, he had done his best to fulfill his responsibilities, almost to the point where he was both a master and a father. Although Taiyi looked a bit too handsome, his appearance was not bad, and he had the peak level of cultivation. Finding a beautiful and beautiful A wife with a good personality should be able to get her easily and effortlessly.
However, the difference in Taiyi's qualifications in this area far exceeded his expectations.
Two years!
Two whole years!
After dozens of trainings and hundreds of blind dates, none of them were successful!
He seems to have some unique talent, always being able to annoy girls in different ways, thus making the blind date a failure.
Up to now, Zhong Wen was no longer surprised at the result of his failure to pick up girls. It could even be said that he was completely numb and could hardly feel the slightest emotion in his heart.
"Say it."
He calmed down and simply sat down on the stool. While he was leisurely pouring himself a cup of tea, he pretended to be a gourmand and asked, "What happened when I sent her home?"
"Yeah, it's nothing."
Taiyi looked confused, "While we were chatting on the carriage, I boasted to her that I was good at movement and that my speed was unrivaled."
"Based on your distance power."
Zhong Wen took a sip of tea and said slowly, "Actually, it's not a boast. If it's just about speed, even my teacher may not be able to beat you."
"Master is full of praise."
Taiyi smiled shyly, and then added, "She seemed to be quite interested after hearing what I said, and even encouraged me to show it off."
"Wait, you can't..."
Zhong Wen's heart moved and he blurted out, "What is her cultivation level?"
"After all, she was not born in the cave."
Taiyi didn't know why, so he answered truthfully, "It's pretty good to have the cultivation level of Heavenly Wheel."
"If I guess correctly..."
Zhong Wen covered his forehead with his hands and said completely speechless, "In order to show her your speed, did you fly with all your strength with the girl?"
"Isn't that right?"
Taiyi suddenly became interested, "She also talked about someone she knew who had great movement skills. She joked about talking about speed in front of the disciples. How can I bear this? I will let her know what real speed is!"
It's not a good thing for a man to be too fast!
Zhong Wen secretly complained in his heart, shook his head and said: "Your strength is comparable to that of the Chaos Realm. How can a girl in the Tianlun Realm bear it when you exert it with all your strength?"
"Master, you underestimate your disciples too much."
Taiyi puffed up his chest and said with a proud expression, "How could I not have expected this kind of thing? Naturally, I used my divine power to protect the girl's body in advance so that she would not be harmed at all."
"Just the body?"
An idea flashed in Zhong Wen's eyes, and he keenly caught the flaw in his words, "Where are the clothes?"
"What the disciple uses is the magical power of distance. Its essence is to change the distance between things, not just to fly quickly."
Taiyi's expression stiffened, and he defended bravely, "It won't cause much damage to the clothes. She, apart from two pieces of cotton pads falling off her body, there was no damage at all."
"Two pads?"
Zhong Wen's heart moved, and his expression suddenly became very strange, "Did it fall from a woman?"
"yes."
Taiyi was still unaware and just thought to himself, "She is a cultivating young lady and works in the Chamber of Commerce. She is just a piece of cotton. She shouldn't care too much, right?"
"The beauty from the Chamber of Commerce? Eldest lady?"
At this point, Zhong Wen still doesn't know that this is simply a certain force deliberately arranging to enter the chamber of commerce in an attempt to get close to one of his beauties. The reason why he agreed to go on a blind date with Taiyi was probably because he couldn't see the leader of the alliance, so he could only retreat. Secondly, after choosing his apprentice, he couldn't help but suppress a smile and said, "Then there must be no shortage of these two mats, but why did she ignore you? Could it be that you said the wrong thing?"
"No way. The disciple just saw that she was missing two pads and the clothes on her chest were a little loose, making it easy for the cold wind to enter her body. I was worried that she would catch cold, so I gave her a kind reminder."
Taiyi looked incomprehensible, "As a result, she suddenly turned against her and left without saying a word. She gave me a big eye roll before leaving. She was really kind and treated me like a donkey. Master, don't you think this is inexplicable?" ?”
Zhong Wen: “…..”
"...This time, the disciple thinks that the arrangement is flawless and has been done to the extreme. Even if the master comes, it will be nothing more than this. It seems that the problem still lies with the other party..."
Taiyi didn't seem to understand his feelings at all, and concluded eloquently, "It seems that you are too unlucky to meet such good women as a few master wives... Master, why don't you say anything?"
"roll!"
Looking at Tai Yi's puzzled eyes, Zhong Wen's head was covered with black lines. He felt that even his heart began to hurt. He couldn't bear it anymore. He flashed and appeared behind his apprentice in an instant. He flew up and kicked him hard on the butt. , the kick caused him to stagger, almost losing his balance and falling to the ground.
"Ouch!"
Taiyi covered his butt and turned to look at him with an aggrieved expression, "Master, why did you kick me?"
"Don't call me master!"
Zhong Wen pointed at his nose and cursed loudly, "I can't teach you. From today on, you bad disciple will be expelled from the school. Get out of here! Get out of here as far as your thoughts go!"
"Master, what exactly did this disciple do?"
Taiyi shrank his neck, held his head and shouted, "I have made you so unhappy. Please tell me where I went wrong. Can't I change it?"
"Change your sister!"
Zhong Wen raised his legs again and kept cursing in his mouth, "You idiot is hopeless. You are really a brat who cannot be taught..."
Just as he was about to kick Zhongtai in the butt again, a figure suddenly rushed over and appeared beside Zhong Wen in an instant. He knelt on one knee, raised his hands above his head, and respectfully handed a rolled-up letter to Zhong Wen.
It turned out to be Zhong Shisan, one of the dead men.
"I'll deal with you later."
Seeing Zhong Shisan, Zhong Wen finally stopped and said a harsh word, then grabbed the letter and opened it and glanced at it.
"Guoguo?"
At this glance, his expression suddenly turned ugly.
"Master, what's wrong with Guoguo?"
When Taiyi heard the word "Guoguo", he felt his heart tightening and asked hurriedly.
"she……"
Zhong Wen slowly closed the letter, his face full of disbelief, "He ran to the extreme south."
