"You, you are..."
Qi Qi recognized Zhang Bangbang at a glance, but she opened her lips but couldn't pronounce his name.
If you don’t know Zhang Bangbang, he is Zhong Wen’s acknowledged disciple after all. His few good friends are all married to the outer disciples of Piaohua Palace, and even their children are already learning to speak. We often visited each other, and we met him quite a few times in July.
But speaking of knowing each other, there had never been any direct verbal communication between the two of them. Now that they suddenly bumped into each other, she couldn't remember the other person's name no matter what.
"What's wrong?"
Fortunately, Zhang Bangbang didn't pay attention to her expression, but took out the golden scissors and ran forward excitedly, shouting loudly, "Are you in trouble? Is this pretty boy bullying you? Don't be afraid, there are I am here and I will never let you suffer!"
Just by hearing the title, one could tell that in the past two years, he had not only learned the skills from Zhong Wenxue, but he had almost also inherited his master's dislike for handsome boys.
"Bangbang, shave your head!"
On the contrary, Dabao recognized him at a glance. His pink little face immediately burst into laughter, and he vaguely blurted out his name and occupation. He waved his chubby little hands up and down, showing an indescribable softness and cuteness. It's so cute that it almost makes Zhang Bangbang's heart melt.
"Little junior sister, don't panic!"
He felt that his whole body was full of strength, his tiger body shook, he raised his hand and stabbed Xu Youqing with a pair of scissors, "I'm here to help you drive away the bad guys!"
"boom!"
Facing this strange young man who somehow managed to hide his perception, Xu Youqing couldn't help but have a hint of wariness in his eyes. He took a step back, raised his left arm suddenly, waved his sleeve, and faced Zhang Bangbang's surging attack. Here comes the scissors.
The result of this fight was far beyond his expectation.
It wasn't that the opponent was too strong for him to resist, but Zhang Bangbang's cultivation was simply too weak.
"Ouch!"
Before the sleeve was hit, Zhang Bangbang's body turned into a shadow and flew backwards. He let out a scream, and the golden scissors came out of his hand and fell to nowhere.
Only the spiritual realm?
Why can it be hidden from my perception?
Xu Youqing watched Zhang Bangbang's body fly further and further away, his face full of confusion and his expression was indescribably weird.
At this moment, a figure jumped out of nowhere and "suddenly" appeared on the path of Zhang Bangbang's flight. He raised one arm and pushed lightly with his palm, and easily blocked him in place, allowing him to fly again. Can't move even an inch.
"What a silly boy."
The man laughed and said, "A mere spiritual master actually dares to take action against this monster. Is it because he doesn't die fast enough?"
"you you……"
Seeing the face of the person who helped him clearly, Zhang Bangbang was so shocked that he couldn't even speak.
It was actually the shameless barber A Si who wanted to take him on as his apprentice!
"What are you!"
Looking at his stupid and demented look, Ah Si smiled brighter and brighter, "It's really unruly, I have to call you master!"
"Aren't you the barber from Fengnan Village?"
Zhang Bangbang was stunned for a long time, and finally managed to say, "How could he be a cultivator?"
"Who said that barbers can't practice?"
Ah Si glared at him and replied angrily, "Aren't you also a barber? Although your skills are a bit rubbish, your strength is quite weak."
"fart!"
Zhang Bangbang was immediately dissatisfied and said, "My craftsmanship is passed down from the gods, how can it be like your haircut, which is either a crew cut or a bald head?"
"What do you know? As the saying goes, simplicity tells the truth!"
Ah Si slapped him hard on the head and reprimanded him loudly and unceremoniously, "Even though I have shaved off so many crew cuts, each one has its own secrets and has its own characteristics. How can it be compared to an ordinary crew cut?"
Zhang Bangbang was speechless after hearing this, and didn't even bother to refute. He just gave him a look of disdain that said, "You blow, you keep blowing."
"Oh it's you."
Just as the two were bickering, Xu Youqing's eyes fell on Ah Si, a look of surprise appeared on his face, as if he understood something, and he slowly uttered four words.
Judging from his tone, he actually knew Ah Si, the barber from Fengnan Village.
"Hey, isn't this Xiao Xu?"
Ah Si chuckled. Facing the terrifying existence that Dian Jiang rated No. 1, he was calm and calm, showing no fear at all. Instead, he mocked in an old-fashioned way, "I haven't seen you for a few days, but I've really made great progress."
"What, do you want to go against Goddess Mountain?"
Xu Youqing's face had returned to calmness and he asked unhurriedly.
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Ah Si waved his hands repeatedly and said with a playful smile, "Don't blame me blindly. I'm just here to recruit disciples. I have no interest in your bad things at all."
"That's good."
Xu Youqing smiled faintly and said, "If I were to face an enemy like you, I would also have a headache."
After saying that, he turned around again, stretched out both palms, and slowly grabbed Jiang Nini and Qiyue.
"You dare, thief!"
Zhang Bangbang was shocked when he saw this. He ignored the pain in his body and grabbed the golden scissors that had fallen far away with his right hand. He was as fast as lightning and rushed towards Xu Youqing again.
However, Xu Youqing, who knew his details, didn't even bother to move. He just glanced sideways at him.
When his gaze fell on him, Zhang Bangbang felt an unimaginable sense of oppression coming over his head. It was surging, violent, and overbearing, as if it was going to squeeze out all his muscles, blood vessels, and internal organs. His movements stagnated. , instantly froze in mid-air, unable to move, he let out a muffled groan, and blood flowed from all his orifices.
What kind of strength is this?
Zhang Bangbang's heart was shocked. Only then did he realize that the pretty boy in front of him looked gentle and elegant, but his strength was ridiculously strong. He was not even inferior to his immortal master. He felt that his head was getting more and more swollen and painful, as if he was going to die at any moment. It's about to explode, it's about to struggle and resist, but you can't even move a finger.
"Hey, silly boy!"
Just when he felt despair, A Si's sigh suddenly came to his ears, "You don't have a long memory at all!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhang Bangbang felt his whole body relax, and the terrifying aura that had nearly exploded his head a moment ago disappeared instantly. He couldn't help but let out a long breath, and quickly reached out to wipe the blood stains on his face. The look in Xu Youqing's eyes was filled with a bit of fear and a bit of palpitations.
"You are so inconsistent with your words and deeds."
Xu Youqing slowly turned around and stared at Ah Si behind Zhang Bangbang, a sharp look flashed in his eyes, "Are you teasing me on purpose?"
"As you said, I'm here to take on a disciple, and here he is, this silly boy."
Ah Si pointed at Zhang Bangbang and said with a smile, "Although I don't want to meddle in other people's business, if you want to kill him, I can't just sit idly by and ignore you, right?"
"In that case, just take him away."
Xu Youqing was silent for a moment, and then replied very generously, "For your sake, I can ignore his two rudenesses just now."
"Thank you very much!"
Ah Si hugged Xu Youqing's fist, then stretched out his hand to pull Zhang Bangbang's arm, "Silly boy, did you hear that? Why don't you run away?"
"I won't leave!"
The hesitation in Zhang Bangbang's eyes flashed away, and he soon regained his determination. His right arm suddenly exerted force, he shook A Si's palm away, pointed in the direction of Dabao, Qiyue and others, and said loudly , "If you want to leave, you must take the junior sisters and the others with you!"
"Your stubborn temper is just like when I was young!"
Ah Si couldn't laugh or cry at that moment. He shook his head and sighed. He looked at Xu Youqing again and said, "Xiao Xu, you are also the best general in the world after all. You should be more generous as a person, right? Why bother with a few little girls? Why don't they let me do it too?" Did you take one piece away?"
"Sorry, these girls are very important to my Goddess Mountain."
This time, Xu Youqing no longer gave in, but firmly shook his head and refused, "I can't give it to you."
"Silly boy, did you hear that?"
Ah Si patted Zhang Bangbang's shoulder helplessly, "I've done my best, master. Just follow me. If you offend the Goddess Mountain, you won't be able to bear the consequences."
"I..."
Zhang Bangbang clutched the scissors in his hand tightly and stared fiercely at Xu Youqing who was not far away. When he opened his mouth to say a few heroic words, he couldn't even utter a single word.
The enemy is really too powerful and is in a different dimension than him.
He knew that without Ah Si's help, with his own weak cultivation, not to mention rescuing Dabao, Qiyue and the others, he would probably be out of his mind and die as long as they were glared at by the other party.
"Bang bang, bang bang!"
What catches the eye is Dabao's cute little face and eyes full of expectancy, and in his ears is her soft and lovely voice, "Shave your head, hehe, shave your head!"
Zhang Bangbang felt like his heart was twisting in a knife, and he bit his lip tightly with his teeth, almost bleeding.
"As long as you can rescue the junior sisters and the others!"
After dozens of breaths of ideological struggle, an idea suddenly flashed in his mind, and he turned to Ah Si and said loudly, "I will worship you as my teacher!"
"Seriously?" Ah Si's eyes lit up and he blurted out.
"I, Zhang Bangbang, swear on my life."
Zhang Bangbang pointed to the sky and vowed, "If you violate your oath, there will be five thunders from the sky, and you will not die!"
"Xiao Xu!"
Ah Si laughed and said, "It seems that this battle between you and me is inevitable!"
As he spoke, an unimaginably vast aura surged out of his body and instantly enveloped the entire world.
In an instant, the situation changed and the earth shook.
If Zhong Wen were here, he would definitely be able to tell that the aura released from A Si's body was actually the aura of the Chaos Realm!
