How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
Very simple, three steps.
The first is to open the refrigerator door, the second is to drive the elephant into the refrigerator, and the third is to close the refrigerator door.
How to make Mai Dehu completely believe in him?
For Mo Feng, this problem is simpler.
One step:
"What happened to your ancestors? This is not a genealogy. This thing should be - forget it, there is no use in naming it. Let me tell you how scary it is."
"After it finds you, no matter whether you throw it, tear it up, burn it, or do whatever you want with it, it will eventually come back to you!"
Mo Feng took the genealogy and said this while reading it.
Medhu had a profound sense of trust in him.
If there weren't so many people outside now, he would have wanted to kneel down to Mo Feng.
Not only is the authenticity of the information reflected in this passage, but more importantly, Mo Feng's attitude.
The iron mouth cuts straight, the decision is like a stream, and the water flows high into the mountains——
At this moment, Mai Dehu really introduced Mo Feng as his confidant and even his savior!
He quickly told his situation: "Early this morning, um, I worked overtime yesterday until early this morning - uh, what happened?"
Halfway through his words, he saw a look of shock on Mo Feng's face, his heart jumped with fright, and he quickly asked Mo Feng what he had discovered.
Mo Feng asked him back: "You worked overtime until early in the morning?"
Mai Dehu wondered: "Yes, I often work overtime like this, and I have to stay up all night at the end of the month. What's wrong?"
Mo Feng took a breath.
In the past, he had heard that Mai Dehu was the king of rolls, but this reputation was better than meeting him. He was not the king of rolls but the master of rolls, and he could roll a little more than the king of rolls.
Mai Dehu continued: "If I work overtime after midnight, my taxi fare will be fully reimbursed, so I naturally take a taxi home. When I got off the bus, the driver told me that I had dropped a book in the back seat."
"I was so confused at the time that I didn't think much about it. I thought it was the paper information I had brought back, so I picked it up and got out of the car and went home."
"When I got home, I saw something wrong. This is not some information, but our Mai family's genealogy!"
"But it's not right to call it a family tree. It's blank inside, like a prank!"
Mo Feng nodded.
This yellowish book is quite simple, with four simple words on the cover: Genealogy of the Mai family.
And open the inner page.
It's all blank.
Mai Dehu continued: "I felt something was wrong at the time. Don't say I didn't go back to my hometown this year. Even if I went back to my hometown, I wouldn't be able to bring the genealogy to the city."
"So at first I thought it was a prank by someone in our office. As you know, I am not very popular in our department. There are always people who want to make fun of me and laugh at me - these bitches!"
The last four words were squeezed out from between the teeth.
There is murderous intent!
In this way, Mo Feng became more determined to steal the old genealogy.
We can't let this beast get a chance.
If your son is a Zhongshan wolf, he will run rampant when he succeeds!
Touching the old genealogy, he asked Mai Dehu: "What's behind?"
Mai Dehu said: "I rummaged through it and threw it into the trash can in the community and went home. After I got home, I went to bed, but when I lay down, I felt something hard on my back. I reached out and touched it - it was this genealogy again!"
"It was dark and windy at that time. To be honest, Brother Feng, I regard you as a friend so I'm not afraid of your jokes. I was so scared that I screamed."
"At that moment I thought, maybe I touched something dirty."
"But we are materialists and we have scientific values. We all know that the theory of ghosts and gods is just something to scare people. It is impossible for such things to exist in the world."
"I can only persuade myself that someone must be joking with me. Maybe someone from our department went to my room after get off work and placed such a book on my bed."
Mo Feng praised: "You are quite thoughtful."
Mai Dehu explained: "No, I live in a shared apartment with others, and I once took my colleagues there and met the cooperators. So if my colleagues come to the door, the people who share the apartment will open the door for them."
"As for the door to my room, although it is locked, the landlord uses the cheapest lock, which can be opened with wire or something."
Mo Feng said: "Okay, you don't need to explain, you just say what you want."
Mai Dehu said: "I was scared and angry at the time, and I wanted to tear the book into pieces. However, despite its age, the material was very special, not paper, and very tough. I couldn't tear it into pieces!"
"You definitely can't tear it into pieces. Of course it's not paper, it's processed human skin!" Mo Feng smiled coldly.
The corners of Medhu's mouth twitched violently.
He took out his cigarette and took two puffs, then said, "I, I actually made a guess. Well, I can cut it with scissors anyway."
"After cutting it up, I threw it into the trash can. After checking that the bed was OK, I went to bed again."
"But how can I sleep when something like this happens? I couldn't sleep, I tossed and turned, and then I don't know how long it took, and this ghost thing appeared on my pillow again!"
At this point, Mai Dehu almost cried: "I went to look at the trash can, and it was empty. The shredded paper I threw away before was gone!"
"I was so scared at the time. I knew immediately that I was entangled in something dirty. Why am I so unlucky?"
Mo Feng patted him on the shoulder: "Calm down first, don't be afraid first, don't always think about ghosts when something happens, you can think about it at the time."
"Perhaps a colleague was joking with you. He hid in your room and didn't leave. When you were sleeping, he threw away the shredded paper in the trash can, took out a copy of this genealogy and put it on your pillow... "
Medhu looked at him hopefully: "Is this possible?"
Mo Feng said to him: "Of course, this may exist. Have you checked your room?"
"Is there anyone under the bed? Is there anyone in the closet? Is there anyone behind the curtains? You even have to look at the ceiling. Some ceilings have mezzanines that can be hidden inside..."
"Stop, stop talking, Brother Feng, stop talking." Mai Dehu started to tremble, "Really, I can't go back like this."
"And I burned this thing directly afterwards, and I didn't sleep anymore. I just stayed in bed. I wanted to see what was going on with this thing. Even if I die, I have to be a wise man!"
Mo Feng asked: "Then you saw it?"
Mai Dehu shook his head in frustration: "This thing is too evil. I was too tired from working overtime. After being frightened, I was in low spirits and couldn't stay awake. It was almost dawn and I dozed off."
"The nap was very short, definitely very short, and when I woke up from my nap, this thing appeared in my arms!"
At this point, he became a little crazy: "Brother Feng, look, this couldn't have been done by someone, right? I was sitting and dozing off with my arms folded in front of my chest. It's impossible to say that someone stuffed a book into my chest. Am I still unaware of the book?"
Mo Feng comforted him and said, "Don't get excited. This is indeed impossible. I was joking with you just now. There is no one in your room."
"Actually, there is a ghost!"
"You didn't notice this? No sign of ghosts?"
This question is very important, and it was a question that came to his mind after thinking about it in the afternoon.
Because when he was in the finance office, Mai Dehu once asked a colleague, "Will the ancestors of a family harm his descendants?"
Mo Feng analyzed this sentence and guessed that this genealogy might have explained something to Mai Dehu. This content was related to his ancestors, so Mai Dehu now had some expectations for the genealogy.
really!
After hearing what he said, Mai Dehu trembled and said, "Yes! Brother Feng, you are really amazing, you understand so well!"
"I just said that I dozed off, and when I dozed off, I didn't know whether it was a dream or something was really coming to me."
"I couldn't move at that time, and then it stood on the edge of my bed and looked down at me, saying that it was the ancestor of the Mai family, and that there was a big change in the underworld, so it sent me the genealogy artifact, which can save my life in the future. He also said that it would not harm me and asked me to listen to its words..."
I see!
Mo Feng understood.
He sneered and started brainstorming:
"What about your ancestor of the Mai family? This is a ghost! Have you heard the idiom that lies a lot of lies? Ghosts are the best at fooling people. At that time, you met a ghost who wanted to fool you!"
"Now that it's over, let me explain it clearly to you. This thing is a vagina, made of human skin, and each page uses the skin of a different person. It's very evil."
"Because it is made of human skin, it has the property of sticking to people, just like human skin sticks to people."
"It will stick to people, and ghosts will stick to it - you should know that ghosts always want to find a substitute or want to possess people. Why? To put it simply, they just want a human skin so that they can Walking between heaven and earth.”
"It is difficult for ghosts to possess people if they have yang energy. It is difficult to obtain the skin of a living person. This human skin book is made of human skin and has no yang energy, so ghosts are naturally willing to possess it."
"If we want to make an analogy, this ghost uses human skin as clothing. This human skin ancient book has been processed, just like the cloth has been exquisitely cut. In the eyes of the ghost, it is a very good piece of clothing, and they will rush to attach themselves to it. .”
"And this vagina itself will not move. If it wants to stick to someone, it needs ghosts to carry it - have you heard of the five ghosts carrying it? Have you heard of it? This is the one who started carrying books to you in the early morning. thing."
"In this way, the vagina needs the ghost to carry it and stick to the person, and the ghost needs to stick to it. The two parties looked at the mung bean and made eye contact. In scientific terms, they formed a symbiotic relationship."
"They form a parasitic relationship with people - and you, my friend, you are the real host!"
