He kept laughing.
The laughing female ghost was impatient.
Without moving her lips and teeth, her voice sounded: "Mr. Lang, why are you laughing?"
As long as the female ghost doesn't open her mouth, that's all.
The moment he opened his mouth, the crazy Mo Feng was stunned. He laughed wildly and said: "I laugh, I laugh, I am a bad guy - wait, what did you call me?"
The female ghost continued to speak without moving her lips and teeth: "Mr. Lang."
Hearing this incredible name again, Mo Feng felt a sense of luck that he could survive.
It wasn't that he found out that he was eating soft rice - no, ghost rice, but that he found out that this female ghost could communicate!
As long as we can communicate, things will be easy to handle!
There is a door!
As a result, Mo Feng's face straightened up and he asked, "Can you get off of me first?"
He first tried to see if he could eat soft food and force others to eat.
However, the female ghost just looked at him in the mirror expressionlessly.
lifeless.
Mo Feng quickly surrendered and asked: "Are you, are you the Xi Empress?"
The female ghost nodded slowly.
Mo Feng said: "Well, well, well, you have always misunderstood me. I am not the groom today, I am the best man!"
"The groom's name is Mai Dehu, my name is Mo Feng..."
"I know." Xi Niangniang said coldly and forcefully.
Mo Feng said: "Since you always know, why do you still think that I am your old husband?"
He felt a little impolite when he said the words, so he quickly explained:
"What I mean is that you are always the king of the country, and I, an ordinary person, am not worthy of you. What, I don't mean anything else. What I mean is, is there a possibility that you keep admitting the wrong person..."
"Previously, the auspicious time has arrived." Empress Xi interrupted him impatiently.
Mo Feng didn't understand what she meant and asked tentatively: "What do you mean?"
Queen Xi spoke coldly again: "We were outside the hotel earlier, and the auspicious time has come."
"The auspicious time has come, let's treat it as a wedding. If the groom is here, I will get married with the groom. If the groom is not here, we will get married, so let the best man be the groom!"
The last sentence.
Decisive!
All of a sudden, Mo Feng's luck mentality was wiped out.
He was crying and wanted to make a few more excuses.
Lady Xi was already very impatient: "If you want to complain, just complain about your bad fate. On this day of great mourning, I need to absorb the vitality of a strong man."
"So, leave your last words!"
The road to survival was cut off.
Mo Feng slowly lowered his head.
I shouldn't be so strong!
Still holding too little!
There was silence in the toilet for a while.
After thinking about it, Mo Feng finally raised his head with a firm attitude: "My last wish is - as your husband, I was killed by Mai Dehu. As my widow, you must kill him for me." revenge!"
He could not avenge Zhao Si.
Then let your wife take revenge.
One to five makes five, three to three makes nine, nine is shallow and one is deep. Anyway, three times five equals two. If you round up, you can be considered as avenging Zhao Si.
As a result, Empress Xi glanced at him with drooped eyelids and said without moving her lips: "I asked you to leave a last word, but I didn't ask you to leave a last wish!"
"I am a ghost, not Guanyin Bodhisattva. I want to absorb your vitality, not be your wish-making machine!"
"Besides, Mai Dehu didn't come to see me in person this time. He will only avoid me in the future. I can't kill him."
The expression is cold and the tone is cold.
There is no room for change.
Mo Feng tried hard to find room.
But my mind went blank.
There is no way...
Realizing this, he could only smile, and then squatted on the ground weakly.
The whole person was humbled and turned into a lump.
Queen Xi was displeased and asked, "What's wrong with you?"
Facing a desperate situation, Mo Feng stopped struggling and simply said: "What's wrong? What else can I do? I'm about to die. I'm scared and desperate. I feel like there's no point in living anymore!"
This is a normal reaction on his part.
As a result, Queen Xi became anxious and said, "You can't do this!"
Mo Feng was shocked a lot today, but none of them were as shocked as this sentence.
He turned his head in surprise.
I saw that stiff and cold face up close.
This time he wasn't afraid anymore and just threw the jar into pieces: "What the hell? What do you mean?"
Queen Xi said: "Don't despair, don't think life is boring anymore, you have to - you have to be lively, you have to have vitality!"
He looked at Mo Feng staring at him stupidly.
She further said: "I need your vitality and vitality. It's difficult for me to deal with you being so lifeless."
Hearing this, Mo Feng wanted to laugh.
If it’s difficult to do, then don’t do it!
Xi Niangniang continued: "In addition, you said you are scared and desperate. You have to show it. Don't be so lifeless. I am an evil ghost and I am trying to become a powerful ghost. I take pleasure in killing people and enjoy the fear before death." A desperate and crazy ghost."
"But look at you now. It seems that living is more uncomfortable than death. What fun would I get from killing you? Now it's more like I'm helping you by killing you. I'm not Guanyin Bodhisattva. Why should I?" help you?"
After hearing this series of words, Mo Feng's first feeling was that there was something wrong with Queen Xi's head. The second feeling was that she felt happy. She seemed to be easy to talk to? Is there any chance of a change in my fate?
As soon as this feeling comes out.
His heart trembled.
wrong!
This is the conspiracy of the female ghost!
She just wanted to feel that everything was turning around, to regain her vitality and vitality, and then kill herself!
Thinking of this, Mo Feng quickly suppressed the hope that was stirring in his heart and continued to be dejected and lost.
Empress Xi became even more anxious. This time she reached out and stroked the back of Mo Feng's neck and asked, "Why don't you tell me why you don't want to live now?"
Mo Feng, who wanted to continue pretending to be dead, felt the coldness and sharpness of her fingertips. He was afraid and couldn't help but speak:
"What do you do with my life? What do you think my life means? I'm just a fucking loser Luther. In the past, society was normal. I had to go to work, socialize, and do this and that. Every day when I opened my eyes, I had to run around and struggle, please my boss, and make amends for my colleagues. I go to earn money and save money. I can’t bear to eat barbecue and can’t bear to eat hot pot. I think about how I can save some money for my family every day, and then my colleagues and friends openly and secretly laugh at me for being stingy.”
"The world is in chaos now. Damn, I saved all my money in vain. Now I'm even worse. I live in fear all the time. Did you hear the phone call just now? The only friend who wanted to help me was fucking killed by me. I am I'm a pest, I'm trash, just like before, I'm a born loser, I should die, I should die, I should die, I should die quickly..."
I originally wanted to act.
As he spoke, Mo Fengbei came out of it, speaking faster and faster, and finally couldn't help but raise his hand and feed himself a big dick.
Because all of this is true and comes from his heart.
Lies won't hurt, the truth is the sharpest knife.
Empress Xi quickly held his arm and comforted him, saying, "Don't, don't be like this. In fact, it's not that miserable. You still have parents - are your parents still alive?"
"No matter whether they are alive or not, your family will always be your haven and your family will always love you sincerely."
Hearing this, Mo Feng laughed sadly: "Hahahaha, if you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten that I still have my parents and my family. Just give me a call."
He didn't know if his parents were still alive in this world.
Make the call.
The connection was successfully connected, and Father Mo's voice rang out quickly:
"Mo Feng, are you still alive? Are you still alive? That's great. You really have a tough life. I told your mother that you can't die. There were so many people dying in Momen Village back then - no, ahem, I said you are sure. Still alive!"
Empress Xi squinted at him and gave him a dull look.
The corners of his mouth trembled slightly.
You see what I said is right!
Then the voice on the phone continued, getting louder and louder:
"Why didn't you call us when you were alive? Damn it, why didn't you answer the call we gave you before you were alive? Do you think that the world is in chaos, so you can ignore the elders and younger ones in the family? Are you kidding me? , let me tell you, don’t think that because your wings are stiff or something, you can just leave home, this is absolutely not okay!”
"Where are you now? Come back quickly and bring food. We have no food here. Grass, come back to me quickly. You must bring more food and go home quickly. Otherwise, don't let me look for you. Let me look for you. you……"
"Okay, okay, the child finally called me back, don't talk nonsense!" Mother Mo took the phone:
"Xiao Feng, our community was haunted before. It was so scary that it scared your dad. Don't listen to his nonsense. Listen to mom."
"Your dad's words are rough, but the world is in chaos now. You have to go home quickly. Like our little Wang downstairs, he came back half a month ago, and he even brought several bags of rice with him. When I came back, I saw that they were well fed every day. Your brothers and sisters and I are starving to death..."
"What's wrong with your child? After your parents have said so much, you will say yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I tell you, things are different now than usual. You can't deal with us blindly anymore, otherwise you will be unfilial..."
Father Mo's voice was mixed with Mother Mo's: "Don't think that we, as parents, can't control you after your wings are hardened. Give it to me quickly!"
Xi Niangniang couldn't bear it anymore and hung up the phone.
She carefully craned her neck to look in front of Mo Feng.
Mo Feng had no fear of this half-meter-long neck. He was heartbroken and said, "When are you going to do it?"
Xi Niangniang coughed slightly and said hesitantly: "You are like this, you are like this, it means that your interpersonal environment is really not good."
Mo Feng smiled sadly and said, "This is already good for me."
"You don't know my classmates and colleagues. I had a girlfriend in college, but my roommate took her away. I gave her breakfast and milk tea every day, but it was not as good as my roommate who gave her a sex phone and a high-end imitation phone. Bag."
"I made some achievements at work, but my colleague took the credit. Originally, I could be promoted, but even if I couldn't be promoted, I could get a raise in salary. But in the end, he was promoted and became my immediate boss. And the landlord I met when renting an apartment, They bullied me when they saw me as a foreigner, overcharging me for water and electricity bills, and withholding deposits..."
Xi Niangniang had a cold expression and said viciously: "Then you will endure it? Why don't you kill them!"
Mo Feng laughed: "I am a coward and a trash, how can I kill them?"
"So why don't you kill me and let me become a ghost. After I become a ghost, I might be able to deal with them."
Speaking of which, he was quite looking forward to it.
Queen Xi shook her head: "You can't have such thoughts. You are still young and have a bright future. You have to be positive!"
"And I can tell you that you can't turn into a ghost even if you die. Otherwise, I will help you deal with them."
Mo Feng looked at her in disbelief and asked, "Really?"
Queen Xi said: "Fake!"
"What kind of personality do you think I am? I am willing to help others, be willing to do good, punish evil and promote good? Then can I still be a fierce ghost? Then I can become Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
Mo Feng was sure.
There is something wrong with this fierce ghost. It's not just a little bit wrong, there's a serious disease in her head!
Look at his confused look.
Xi Niangniang suddenly floated from his back to the opposite side of him, and raised the corners of her mouth with her fingers, as if -
Make a face or smile at him.
Then she said: "Forget it, considering that you are the sworn enemy of the Mai Dehu and are still so miserable, I will tell you two secrets."
"First one," she pointed at the toilet door with her white finger, "you are indeed a bad guy."
"The door of this public toilet is pushed outward. If you want to go out, you push the door. It's not locked. Why did you pull it in just now? It's an aluminum alloy door. You can still pull it down?"
"Second, I am actually..."
Mo Feng was about to listen attentively, but saw Empress Xi's eyes suddenly widen.
At the same time, a familiar feeling of shock appeared on him!
He felt violently shaken all over.
A flower in front of my eyes.
A computer with the screen turned on, a piece of white paper with 'Ancestors of the Mo family' written on it, and three incense sticks with swaying green smoke appeared in front of him.
He turned and looked south.
The sun, as warm as a lover's breast, shines through the window.
Sprinkle enthusiastically and unrestrainedly!
This made Mo Feng ecstatic——
Hey, I'm back?
