"Hello, sister-in-law!"
"Hello, sister-in-law."
The bandits' New Year was even worse than that of the domestic animals, so they had half a day off on New Year's Eve and a whole day on New Year's Day, a day and a half off.
On the morning of the second day of the second lunar month, the village was back in operation. Zhao Changhe went to the martial arts field to assemble his troops, teach in person, and lead others to practice. Those who did not practice were assigned their own assignments, and the previously stagnant trap placement movement was restarted.
Zhao Changhe felt that if he had not traveled through time, he might have become a capitalist who wanted to hang street lights.
But the village is related to everyone’s safety...
Zhao Changhe was in charge, and Yue Hongling was walking around the village, mainly to familiarize herself with the traps and not to step into them again... Although she is not seriously injured now, she can get away even if she steps into a trap, but she is unhappy. .
She actually wanted to dismantle the trap...forget it.
"Sister-in-law, are you going shopping?"
"Sister-in-law, how did you and the boss know each other? Why don't I believe them when they say there are earthen kilns in the city?"
"If you can't speak, you can cut out your tongue yourself." Yue Hongling said expressionlessly.
There are a lot of bandits who can't speak, but not all of them are awake. Some of them asked if the boss could elaborate on why he overdrafted yesterday. Such a fierce man would have cramps. How much can this sister-in-law be squeezed...
This idiot is still hanging upside down at the edge of the martial arts arena in public. The boss doesn't even dare to fart, which highlights who is holding this village down.
"Don't bury the thorns in these pits." Yue Hongling stopped a gangster who was trying to add thorns in the pits: "The village is so big, not everyone knows where the traps are. It would be bad if one of them is trapped."
The gangster scratched his head: "It's useless if there are no thorns at the bottom. Is it a trap or a trap for people to hide in and defecate?"
"Bang!" The gangster was kicked away.
I feel that Zhao Changhe is rude. Only when I really come into contact with these gangsters do I know what it means to be open-minded and have no taboos. Zhao Changhe at most uses some vulgar words when he curses, but his daily language is still civilized...
Yue Hongling pinched her head with a headache and pointed at the other people shivering beside her: "You, you, you... you go and remove all the thorns in other pits. This kind of death trap can be placed outside the village, in the back mountain, The ones near the mountain roads can show more murderous intent, and the ones inside the village can trap the enemy to avoid accidental damage."
"Okay, listen to sister-in-law!"
"There are other ways to avoid burying thorns. For example, if you step on it, ice water will pour down on it. At this time of year, most people have to peel off their skin; and if you step on it, vines will wrap around and close on top of it. There are many more mechanisms in the world, and you can use them to your advantage. Have some imagination, whoever comes up with a good routine will be rewarded!"
"Also, it's spring, and the mountains are so big. There are places where you can plant some things. This will supplement the expenses without leaving the mountains empty."
"This is not a gangster? Say it again?"
"No one has any objections, right? Then just do it."
"My boss's opinion? My boss! I'm asking you!"
Zhao Changhe's voice came from far away: "Listen to her..."
Who is in charge here?
The people in the village really felt that they had an extra housekeeper, but this housekeeper was also a half-hearted person. She didn't know much about housekeeping and could only pat her head. Just like if you tell her to plant something, if you really ask her to come up with something to plant, she will look at you steadily, and you don’t know whether she is angry because of the question, or because her mind is simply empty.
She didn't look at the warehouse accounts and the like, she couldn't understand them at all, and that kind of confusion where she knew every word but didn't know what it meant when they were put together was particularly cute.
In the end, the boss had to watch it in person, and then she ran fiercely to lead people to practice.
Everyone doesn't know who is the leader of the village and who is the wife. It seems that the inside and outside are reversed.
lunch.
The leader of the village and Mrs. Yazhai hid in the house and turned on the small stove. They ate in silence. They didn't say anything for a long time, and it seemed strange to open their mouths.
"That..." Zhao Changhe spoke hesitantly after he almost finished eating.
Yue Hongling chewed meat with her cheeks moving and raised her eyes to look at him.
Zhao Changhe was unexpectedly struck by the cuteness. He turned around and looked away. He coughed and said, "I asked them to renovate the house next door. You can live there from today on. There is a bucket in the house, and I asked them to boil hot water in it every night." for you."
Yue Hongling blinked, the housekeeping arrangements are fine, you can be the wife from now on.
In fact, Yue Hongling is different from Luo Qi. She really doesn't need to sleep. She can just sit on a chair and meditate. The similar embarrassment in the past will not happen. Yue Hongling herself didn't plan to live separately. After all, "Mrs. Yazhai" couldn't live together, which would arouse people's suspicion. At the very least, people would think that the husband of the village master was weak.
But Yue Hongling also knew that there would be some problems no matter what if men and women lived together. Zhao Changhe wanted to avoid her embarrassment in advance and would rather be laughed at by her husband.
"Aren't you afraid of being laughed at by the younger ones?" She still asked deliberately.
"Compared to those, I hope you can live here longer without any mental disorders." Zhao Changhe muttered: "Although this housekeeper actually doesn't know how to do anything."
Yue Hongling glared angrily, and Zhao Changhe raised his hands in surrender.
After staring at him for a long time, Yue Hongling finally curled her lips and said: "Okay. However, no matter how long you stay, you still have to leave. Take a rest after eating and continue to practice today."
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"Second brother, the atmosphere in the city has been a bit strange recently." At the inn in the city, the girl asked her brother with some confusion: "I found that some gangsters from far away came over, such as Lin Feihu from the Black Tiger Gang, who is a master of the fourth level of the entrance hall. ... Could it be that he heard that you and Yue Hongling had a fight on the long street, and both sides suffered losses, so he planned to come here to pick peaches?"
The brother and sister were no longer pretending to be ordinary people when they passed by Mang Mountain. The girl was wearing a hooded mink fur, with her head wrapped in a furry hat, revealing a rosy little face. She was very cute and cute. You can also see the appearance of a "passerby" at that time... It can only be said that acting ugly and low-key is an essential skill for walking in the world.
Cui Yuanyong was dressed in a brocade robe and sat leisurely by the window reading a book. He was truly a handsome young man, as gentle as jade.
After listening to his sister's question, he smiled warmly: "Don't worry, in the battle between me and Yue Hongling, both sides have their own sense of proportion. The injury will be healed in three to five days at most. Bystanders can also see that. We were not seriously injured. If the news spreads, even if others come here, half a month will pass... Everyone knows that we have recovered, so why are we here?"
Yes, it has been half a month since their fight, and Yue Hongling has also been working as the "Mrs." in the village for half a month. When Cui Yuanyong thought about it, it was still difficult to understand, and no matter how hard he thought about it, it was difficult to imagine this fact. However, he saw it with his own eyes, and it was Yue Hongling who took the initiative to do it to Tao Zhe.
It's been half a month since I couldn't leave. Zhao Changhe must be a strong man and Yue Hongling is very satisfied, right?
Sure enough, that's how the village girls in the mountains are, they can be beaten and beaten, but they are still vulgar.
Fortunately, Cui Yuanyong is really not a gossip. He didn't even tell his sister about this matter - it's hard to tell such a thing to a young girl. He only told his sister Yue Hongling to hide in Beimang Village to recuperate. , tell this sister who is eager to catch the wanted criminal not to send him away.
Cui Yuanyong thought for a while, then smiled and said: "So Lin Feihu's visit here should have nothing to do with us. Instead, he may be here to trouble Zhao Changhe. Zhao Changhe tried his sword on Mang Mountain and was invincible, so he should attract the tiger from outside. It’s really shameful that even the fourth level of the Profound Entrance is fighting for the last place in the Hidden Dragon.”
After hearing what her brother said, the girl hummed and said: "What kind of brains can a country man have? If the fourth level of the entrance comes to the door, will Zhao Changhe be cut off? What will happen to my mission?"
Cui Yuanyong was a little speechless: "There is Yue Hongling who is fully recovered from his injuries living in the village. I can't beat him, but him? Except for the Grandmaster of the Heaven and Earth Renbang, whoever comes to look for trouble will be lucky..."
The girl also thought of this, laughed out loud, and then frowned, very strange: "It has been half a month, Yue Hongling's injury should have been cured long ago, why is she still stuck in the mountain stronghold and unable to come down? ?”
Cui Yuanyong read the book without raising his head: "People can come and go freely, and they can stay wherever they like. Do you care about that?"
"Then what about my mission? Wait here?"
"I asked you to break through the third heaven first. What are you doing recently?"
"...Isn't this because you are injured and I am guarding you?"
"Yes, yes, I really need you to guard me." Cui Yuanyong sighed: "The Chief Tang asked you to do this task. I originally thought it was just to deal with your naivety of trying to catch the thief..."
"Um?"
"Yes, I wish, so I just want to find a wanted criminal for you to play with. Now it seems that Zhao Changhe is like a tiger, and he is not comparable to a simple gangster. I feel that I underestimated this matter originally. Chief Tang may be testing some of our Cui family's ideas... You should abandon this mission - this is not a suggestion, but an order."
The girl's eyes rolled, and she said with a smile: "The power is like a tiger, referring to the rumor in the village that the lady in the village has been promoted like a cat, and the tiger is sitting on the balcony?"
"...Don't interrupt. Just give up if I ask you to."
"It's really boring." The girl stomped away angrily, not sure if she heard it or not.
