Some people are really worse than animals.
Zhou Paigu sighed slightly and waved goodbye to it.
He always did his job conscientiously, and if he could endure the vigil, he would endure it, unless he was too tired to bear it.
There wasn't much sleep tonight, so I kept sitting and practicing, running the exercises over and over again, absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth.
It has a little effect, but it is far less than the huge effect when taking that pill.
Using elixirs to assist cultivation is the fast track, but that is also a matter for the rich.
Well, the poor in culture and the rich in martial arts, cultivation of immortality belongs to martial arts, the richer you are, the more resources you have, the faster you can go.
One pill is worth more than ten years of hard work for a poor man. This is the power of money.
He was itching to take the other two pills, but the noise was so great that he had to hold back.
"You two dare to be lazy, I will fine you."
The old cat made a ghostly cry, which woke everyone up.
The genius was bright, causing Wu Wu, the bodyguard on the side, to kick him horizontally, causing him to fall on his back.
He got up in a daze, and after urinating, he wanted to go back to sleep.
Then he was kicked by escort Wu again: "Are you a pig?
Peeing upwind! "
The smell of peeing in the upper wind wafted over, so everyone didn't need to sleep, so they hitched the ox cart and set off early.
The old cat said coquettishly: "It's a good time to travel. It happens to be that we can cross the Gale Ridge at noon."
There are often bandits in the Dafeng Ridge area, which is quite dangerous. How to avoid the bandits has become a big battle of wits and courage. It has always been a major matter like smuggling, and it is very tense.
Usually it is safer to pass through that area quickly under the scorching sun.
Nowadays, the autumn air is crisp and clear, and it’s not like the bandits can’t get out at noon, so it’s hard to say.
And when we were riding there in a big car, the target was too big and it was very scary.
Everyone was a little nervous. The two old gangsters even wanted to take out two night watch knives. It was safer to hold them in their own hands.
Seven people, two oxcarts, except for escort Wu, two drivers, and two surgeons, Zhou Paigu and Lu Tiao rarely had anything to do, and they were very comfortable lying on the cart.
"It's still comfortable to have a car. Even if you die, you'll die lying in the car."
Lu Tiao hummed a ditty with satisfaction.
Zhou Paigu is not as open-minded as he is. He definitely doesn't want to die if he can survive. It's better to be prepared than to be caught off guard.
He was also more alert when lying in the car, but he didn't sleep all night and fell asleep quickly.
Every time I cross Dafeng Ridge, I feel very nervous. I usually push the wheelbarrow and rush over with all my strength, but I just rush over. The speed of the ox cart is so slow that I want to cry.
Zhou Paigu was pushed awake by Lu Tiao, his voice trembling: "We're here, be careful."
Lu Tiao was nervous and wanted to get some weapons in his hands, but in the end he had nothing to hold, so he held the bag of dirty rice in his arms.
It's also good to be a shield.
Bandits did appear in this area, more than once, and several people died.
Of course, it's not an escort, but an ordinary merchant.
After all, the escort agency is not an easy target for robbery, and the bandits have to worry about whether they will be stabbed.
The mountain road is steep and narrow, with dense forests on both sides, making it easy to ambush.
It's really a good place to rob.
In the past, I pushed a wheelbarrow and rushed over quickly, but now the ox-cart is slower than walking. The goal is bigger, the days are like years, and it is unclear how much the danger has increased.
There are gains and losses. If you feel comfortable riding in a car, you have to bear greater risks.
Zhou Paigu was also excited. He cheered up and stared at the mountains and forests on both sides vigilantly.
Escort Wu was still very powerful. He looked around and quickly shouted in a low voice: "There is a figure moving in the woods on the right front, be careful."
Suddenly, the nervous breathing of the people in both cars stopped.
Dare to ambush here, it means that the opponent has an absolute advantage, whether it is the number of people or weapons, it is not something they can resist. If they really want to take action, it will definitely be very dangerous.
Whether you want to escape or not, you have to see clearly before deciding.
If the other party was just bluffing, and there were only two or three people, and they just ran away, it would be a joke.
Don’t even think about eating this bowl of rice in the future.
The old cat was so nervous that he almost peed. He hurriedly drove the animals away and shouted: "Zhou Pai Gu, come over and take a look."
Zhou Paigu didn't compete with him, he immediately slid off the car neatly, jumped lightly, and entered the woods over there.
"lecher!"
The result was a woman's scream.
Zhou Pork Ribs came out like crazy.
"what's the situation?"
"Your uncle's!"
Zhou Paigu wanted to flee the scene quickly, but it was obviously too late, or he couldn't escape at all.
A young woman flew out with a sword.
That's right, Flight of the Sword.
With the flying sword on his feet, the speed should reach... fifty kilometers per hour. How could Zhou Paigu escape?
This is the immortal flying with a sword!
Escort Wu was frightened and trembled, and said hurriedly: "Fairy, calm down, the misunderstanding... it's all a misunderstanding..."
The old cat pointed at the ribs around his fingers: "It's him, it's none of our business..."
The figure flashed, and the woman flying with a sword flew in front of her eyes, and slapped Zhou Paigu's dirty face with a crisp big slap. The sword-wielding woman felt her hands were dirty again, so she stretched out her hand and wiped it on her clothes. As expected, the clothes were completely black.
He raised his hand again, and a bright long sword appeared in his hand. The sword spun in the air, and he rushed over with the long sword raised.
The flying height of her sword is not very high, just like charging on horseback. She wields the long sword with a heroic appearance.
Immortal····
No, cultivators.
She is at least an immortal cultivator in the foundation building stage.
Immortal cultivators are usually people with sects. Offending one is like poking a hornet's nest, and no one can afford to offend them.
After Zhou Paigu received a slap, he thought it would be okay to let her vent his anger by giving her a slap. Unexpectedly, she wanted to kill someone, so he hurriedly hid around the bullock cart and said, "Don't go too far, I didn't see anything." "
It was really unlucky to get slapped without seeing anything...
With a frosty look on her face, she raised her sword and flew past him, unable to cut him. Then she circled back with her sword and said, "Put your tongue out and cut off your tongue."
Avoid talking nonsense.
The other escorts, and even Escort Wu, hurriedly stayed away.
None of your own business.
Zhou Paigu pointed at her and said, "You must not have wiped your butt, it stinks..."
"You...you wait for me."
She was ashamed and angry, and Yu Jian flew away in anger.
He did fly away holding his butt.
"Quick, let's go!"
The old cat let out a strange cry, hurriedly hunted the animals, and shouted, "Zhou Paigu, wait here, don't hurt us."
Zhou Paigu was unwilling to stay alone, so he quickly climbed onto the bullock cart behind him.
Lu Tiao was so frightened that he didn't know whether he should get together with him again.
It's life-threatening!
You don't have to care if you usually suffer a little bit together, but if your life is in danger, it's not the same level. You have to think about it carefully.
At the very least, your tongue might be cut out!
It's okay to encounter bandits. If you can't fight them, you can run away. You can't afford to offend immortal cultivators because they can fly...
"Why panic!"
Zhou Paigu scolded, "She may not come back again."
Isn't it just a matter of washing off the pants? It's not a big deal. She may not come back to find him. Wouldn't it be more embarrassing if it makes a big fuss?
He himself was panicking. Who knows if that woman is big-hearted or small-minded? It would be easy to cut off his tongue...
Most people have very bad tempers, such as old cats, let alone cultivators.
After a while, Lu Tiao calmed down and started gossiping again: "What did you see?"
"Didn't see anything."
"It's worth dying to see a fairy's butt!"
"roll."
Zhou Paigu said helplessly, "She must have noticed me first. She pulled up her pants in panic and stood up. She defecated and didn't wipe her butt..."
"Don't gods not eat fireworks in the world, but they also eat, drink and have diarrhea?"
"I'm not a god yet, so I naturally want to eat, drink, and have diarrhea..."
"Zhou Paigu, get out of here, don't hurt us..."
The old cat slapped the animal and cursed loudly. It was really frightened.
