"You're just bragging. Master Guan Ling is invincible, even a mere wild monkey can beat him."
Someone said disdainfully.
The dirty old man lifted up his hair, which seemed to have not been washed for several months, glanced at the man, and spat on the ground with contempt.
"Ignorant people, have you ever heard of the ancient road of the demon race? That monkey is an outstanding person on the ancient road of the demon race. It is not surprising that he defeated the first pass of the ancient road of the human race."
At this time, a Taoist priest, a Taoist nun, and a white cat walking upright wearing big pants walked in.
The dirty old man turned his head and looked sideways, frowning and said: "Untransformed monster"
The black cat swished and teleported in front of the old man, glaring at him insidiously.
"Why, old man, do you have any objections?"
The dirty old man dared to discuss the order as if no one else was around, so he was certainly not an easy person. He picked up the wine glass, put it to his mouth and tasted it slowly, as if he was standing in front of nothing but air.
As a native of the earth, the most annoying thing for Black Cat is when someone shows off in front of him. Da Ma Jin Dao sat down on the chair and shouted: "Third Junior Brother, teach this damn old man a lesson for me and let him know that Immortal Cat has A few eyes.”
Cat Immortal, the guests who were watching the fun were amused. This cat who looked very funny wearing big underpants called himself Cat Immortal, which is almost like a cat weirdo.
Black Cat snorted coldly, and many people's blood boiled and their hearts almost jumped.
"Irrelevant people get out"
The guests cheered and ran away.
"Third Junior Brother, what are you waiting for!"
Black Cat shouted again.
At this time, a delicate big hand patted Black Cat on the shoulder.
"Ri, if you don't do it, why are you filming me?"
Black Cat turned his head impatiently, but when he saw Chu Feng's dark face, he stood up in fright.
Chu Feng reached out and pointed his hand at the black cat's head and gave it a shudder.
"Xiao Hei, are you drunk?"
The black cat was always obedient in front of Chu Feng, and did not refute what he said. He lowered his head and stepped aside.
Chu Feng sat down directly, glanced at the dirty old man, and said thoughtfully: "Do we know each other?"
The dirty old man put down his wine glass with an expression on his face like he was an idiot.
"You must be sick, how could I know you!"
Chu Feng smiled and said nothing.
Black Cat, Ye Zi, and Xiao Huohuo showed puzzled expressions.
The dirty old man picked up a piece of fragrant donkey meat with chopsticks, poured half a bottle of wine into his stomach, burped, and walked out in a grand manner.
The black cat immediately took the old man's position.
"Taoist Master, what's going on? Why can't I understand it?"
Chu Feng said, "Go and come back" and disappeared.
The melting snow water flows down from the high mountain streams and steep cliffs, like thousands of shining silver chains. The falling snow water merges into a rushing stream at the foot of the mountain, and the waves are thrown upward, forming thousands of cherry blossoms in full bloom.
A dirty old man, with his big fat butt sticking out, was lying by the stream drinking water, making gurgling noises from his mouth from time to time, like a toad.
Chu Feng stood not far away with a faint smile on his face.
The dirty old man suddenly turned around and said angrily: "You are so rude, a Taoist priest. What are you looking at when you stare at my old man's ass?"
Chu Feng turned his head and looked away.
After a while, the old man came closer, with his hands behind his back, he glanced at Chu Feng a few times, his face uncertain.
"How did you discover me?"
The voice turned into the childish voice of Elder Tianxing.
Chu Feng shook his head.
"The elders are so clever, how could this junior discover your identity!"
Elder Tianxing turned into a girl and his face sank.
"Are you making fun of me?"
Chu Feng smiled slightly.
"The quota for the junior to go west is five, and there are already four juniors. The elder will definitely find a way to squeeze one more person into the poor Tao. It happened that you deliberately attracted the attention of several of the junior's attendants in the tea room. Unless you did it intentionally, junior I can’t think of any other possibility.”
The gloomy look on Elder Tianxing's face suddenly disappeared and was replaced by a smile that bloomed like a chrysanthemum.
"Yes, he is worthy of being chosen by senior brother. He is smart. I am here to ask you to take care of that monkey."
As expected, it was just for a monkey that Elder Tianxing made a special trip. No matter how you looked at it, it was a bit fishy.
Chu Feng looked at Elder Tianxing suspiciously.
"I can't hide anything from you." Elder Tianxing sighed, "That monkey is called the Nine-Life Dragon Ape. It is the son of the Lingming Stone Monkey and a female Dragon King. It is violent and lustful by nature. Eighty thousand years ago, in Tianlei Mountain and a This bull demon killed too many people while fighting for the fox princess. I captured him and kept him by my side. A few months ago, he sneaked out while I was not at home and committed evil here. You took him in for me."
Chu Feng sweated violently, there were so many flaws. The descendants of the Lingming Stone Monkey and the Female Dragon King, inherited the tyranny of the ape and the lust of the dragon. They also competed with a bull demon for the princess of the fox tribe, and finally went out to do evil for several months while Elder Tianxing was not at home.
"What, what's the problem?" Elder Tianxing asked with a frown when he saw Chu Feng's expression changing.
Chu Feng gathered his thoughts and said seriously: "Such evil spirits will make people and gods angry. Elders, don't worry, I will definitely kill him."
The corners of Elder Tianxing's mouth twitched, "Who asked you to kill him? Your westbound team is missing one person. Add him."
At the beginning, he blocked all the related households. Chu Feng immediately imagined a dark scene like Journey to the West in his mind. He beat all the monsters, and most of them were related households. After causing harm to the place, he patted his butt and left.
"He is very capable of fighting. Even if he only has the cultivation of a true immortal, as long as you stimulate him and make him angry, he will become infinitely stronger. I haven't had time to verify the upper limit yet, so you can give it a try."
Elder Tianxing said again.
The co-author is Hulk, who is going crazy and is probably disowning his relatives. Chu Feng couldn't help but express concern for this monkey who was about to join.
"It committed a massacre in Tianlei Mountain. Senior brother has always wanted to kill it. It was me who protected it. I followed you this time and made enough achievements. Senior brother, I will be able to talk to you."
Elder Tianxing said with a serious expression.
Not only was he a related person, but he also wanted to clear his name. Chu Feng's heart was filled with a dark cloud.
"Are you worried that you can't cure him? Don't worry, I have a treasure here." Elder Tianxing waved his hand and got a nice hat.
People use hats, so you use hats. What if the Nine-Life Dragon Ape doesn't like hats? Chu Feng was speechless.
"I took it by mistake, it's not this one." Elder Tianxing waved his hand again, and a bright and shiny peach appeared. "This peach is called the Mysterious Kiwi. The Nine-Life Dragon Ape will feel dizzy when he sees it."
Chu Feng took the peach, a little disbelieving that such a peach could make a monkey with unlimited strength faint when it gets angry.
"This Mysterious Kiwi Fruit, also known as the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Fruit, was cultivated by the bull demon who spent 17,500 years collecting the power of the Seven Emotions and Six Desires from billions of creatures. It is specially designed to restrain the Nine-Life Dragon Ape."
Elder Tianxing explained with a smile.
(The five people excluding Chu Feng in the previous article are incorrect)