"Ding, natural disasters, man-made disasters, unforeseen disasters, unparalleled blessings, misfortunes never come alone, your teeth are clogged when you drink cold water, your boat capsizes again and again in the gutter, your house leaks and it rains all night, and your farts hit your heels. The system is here to serve you."
mmp, the name of this broken system is so long, so long...
mmp, why are other people’s systems so advanced? Why are other people’s systems so sunny? Why are other people’s systems always so pleasing to the eye…
Zhang Wei complained crazily in his heart.
"This system does not require the consent of the host and will be automatically bound immediately."
"Hello host, as the host of the natural disaster... heel-smashing system, you have to create sui at all times."
"Debilitating Qi means that the host becomes sui wherever it goes. It can sui itself or sui others."
"Work hard, lucky host"
Lucky you sister! Don't be such a bully.
Zhang Wei asked in his mind: "There are so many people here, including the Taoist priest, the black cat, and the bald man. Which one is not good? Why are you looking for me alone?"
"Black Cat is already a system. I can't find him anymore. Taoist Master has already taken down more than twenty low-level systems. As a high-level system, how could I stupidly hit the muzzle? As for the bald man, I have seen him Except for some problems in his marriage, his life has been smooth and has nothing to do with sui!"
Damn it, after working on it for a long time, this broken system is based on people’s orders! Grandma is weak, she is weak (sui), and the system bullies her!
Zhang Wei responded angrily: "Believe it or not, I will tell the Taoist priest about your existence now and let him accept you?"
"Believe it or not, I killed you before he accepted me?"
"Hmph, who are you trying to scare? I've never seen a system that wipes out the host."
"That's because you have short hair and little knowledge."
"Don't use old sayings randomly, I don't believe you dare to kill me."
"Okay, I'll kill it for you"
"If you kill me, the Taoist Master will also resurrect me."
"What if your Taoist priest can't be resurrected?"
"The Taoist Association cannot be resurrected"
"Then let's take a gamble"
"Wait a minute"
"how?"
"I'm just kidding, good brothers, why are you so angry!"
"You're begging me"
"You are the system and I am the host. We are all a family. It is too far-fetched to ask for anything."
"Aren't you going to tell Taoist Master Chu?"
"Uh, I won't tell you anymore."
"Okay, you can collect the Sui Qi value now."
Zhang Wei hummed in his mind and said to Black Cat: "The weather is pretty good today, let's go out for a walk?"
The black cat glanced at the dark cloud-covered sky outside and looked at Zhang Wei suspiciously.
Zhang Wei made a hahaha and greeted Chu Feng again.
"Taoist Master, it's so boring to be bored in the Taoist temple all the time. Why don't we go fishing?"
Chu Feng remained motionless and looked at Zhang Wei quietly.
After coughing twice, Zhang Wei looked at Hui Hai.
"Yesterday's game of chess is not over yet, let's continue playing."
Hui Hai nodded. Last night, he and Zhang Wei played chess on a whim until midnight. The last two were too sleepy, leaving a mess.
"Walk"
Zhang Wei put his arm around Hui Hai's shoulders and walked out.
The black cat jumped and landed on Chu Feng's shoulder.
"Taoist Priest, there is something wrong with this old boy Zhang Wei!"
"There should be a system in his body!" Chu Feng guessed.
"I'm going to see what he's up to." Black Cat prepared to go down.
"No, we have other things to do!" Chu Feng held down the black cat and turned it into a faint light that dissipated in the room.
On the steps, Hui Hai suddenly turned back.
"The Taoist leader took the black cat out."
"Just go out when you get out," Zhang Wei said nonchalantly.
"Did you really come out to play chess with me?" Huihai looked at Zhang Wei suspiciously. He was not a fool. Black Cat and Taoist Master had obtained the system just now. The possibility of Zhang Wei obtaining the system was very high.
Judging from Zhang Wei's misfortune, the system he got was probably a scam. If nothing happened, it would be better for him to keep a little distance from Zhang Wei.
With this thought in his mind, Hui Hai stepped back a little without leaving a trace.
Zhang Wei, who was sensitive, immediately discovered Hui Hai's anomaly. With the intention of tricking people and quickly cutting off the chaos, he spent the system's gift of ten sui points in exchange for a bird.
An emerald green bird flew past in mid-air.
"Look at the sky, what a beautiful bird"
Zhang Wei said with his head held high.
Hui Hai subconsciously looked up, but unexpectedly, a black thing instantly sealed his right eye.
ah! Hui Hai let out a shrill scream.
he,
My eyes were blinded by bird poop!
"Ding, if you successfully make the person around you sui once, you will reward the host with one hundred sui qi points."
"Ding, the host has been awarded the title of Sui's Little Apprentice. I hope that the host will continue to work hard and obtain the title of Sui's Little Expert as soon as possible."
"Ding, reward the host, a prop to weaken (sui) qi, five toils and seven to five injuries"
Immediately, Zhang Wei discovered that there was a white palm floating in his mind. Zhang Wei tried it and could summon it at any time.
Hui Hai, who had wiped the bird shit from his eyes at this time, looked at Zhang Wei warily. He now seriously suspected that Zhang Wei had caused the bird shit just now.
"Hui Hai, you don't think I made the bird poop, do you? It was just an accident."
Zhang Wei defended himself without blushing.
Hui Hai hummed a few times, turned around and left.
Zhang Wei stepped forward and patted Hui Hai on the back.
"Hey, I can't play chess anymore."
“That’s it, what’s next?”
Hui Hai, who felt a chill down his spine, choked Zhang Wei and strode towards his room.
Zhang Wei looked at his white hands, and the corners of his mouth curved into a very obscene arc.
When Hui Hai returned to the room, she felt a bit chilly on her back.
"That bastard Zhang Wei, did you do anything to me?"
While talking, Huihai walked to the washbasin and washed her face.
Unexpectedly, as soon as his face reached the top of the washbasin, his throat felt sweet, and a line of blood spurted out from his mouth, turning the half-filled washbasin into blood.
"Why, how is it possible!"
Looking at the blood in the basin, Hui Hai was shocked. He had always been in good health and had strengthened his body when he was bound to the system. How could he vomit blood for no reason?
"It must be Zhang Wei who did it"
Hui Hai frowned and was about to go out to settle the score with Zhang Wei.
A breeze flashed by, and Zhang Wei appeared in the room.
"Zhang Wei, you bastard, did you do something to me?"
Hui Hai asked loudly, staring at Zhang Wei with red eyes.
"What nonsense are you talking about? I smell blood and came here to see you. Why did you bite Lu Dongbin like a dog? You don't know the heart of a good person."
Zhang Wei showed off his supporting acting skills with an angry look on his face.
Hui Hai spat a mouthful of bloody spit on the ground with disdain. A hand much larger than Zhang Wei's hand reached over, grabbed Zhang Wei's collar, and said viciously: "Young master, you are pretending to me, aren't you?" You did it, who else could it be?”
"Why are you just doubting me? The old guy from Black Cat is also very suspicious. Who knows if he did something secretly when he left?" Zhang Wei defended himself.
