Kong Yiji, who had lost the desire to spread knowledge, began to clean up the dishes on the table. Despite his age, he had an astonishing appetite. Three or five plates of cooked dishes were wiped out by him in the blink of an eye. The whole plate was full of big elbows, but he ate them in a few times, leaving only a pile of bones. He drank less than half of a large bottle of Huiyuan juice in one go.
He had never drank juice before, his eyes were half-squinted and he looked happy.
Zhang Wei, who was a little hungry because of Kong Yiji's exaggerated eating style, picked up his chopsticks and looked towards a plate of good-looking peppercorn chicken, but before he could touch it, the entire plate was taken away by Kong Yiji.
Zhang Wei couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said, "Mr. Kong, why are you acting like a starving ghost?"
"A scholar is just not wasting food. How can he be said to be a starving man? It's vulgar and vulgar."
Kong Yiji shook his head and retorted while putting the peppercorn chicken into his mouth.
Thinking of Kong Yiji's widely circulated sentence in the original work, "A scholar who steals a book cannot be counted as stealing a book", Zhang Wei was even more speechless.
"I have never seen such a shameless person"
The black cat sitting on the chair couldn't help but said.
Kong Yiji, who was eating, looked at the black cat with a confused expression. He wondered whether he was hallucinating or how the cat could talk.
"I have never seen such a shameless person"
Black Cat repeated it.
Kong Yiji's eyes widened, his gray beard curled up, and he stopped chewing in his mouth.
Clearly frightened.
"Why don't you eat?"
Black Cat asked.
Kong Yiji subconsciously made a swallowing movement, and then made a humming sound. He slapped his neck hard with both hands, as if something had strangled his neck.
“Quick drink”
Zhang Wei reminded hurriedly.
Kong Yiji quickly picked up the unfinished Huiyuan juice and drank it with his head tilted up. Because he was too hasty, he suffocated more seriously. His eyes turned white and water squirted from his mouth. He lay down directly on his back, hummed a few times, and then stopped. There was movement.
"died!"
Zhang Wei came over and knelt down, looking at Kong Yiji with a look of disbelief on his face.
The black cat jumped on Kong Yiji's round belly, stepped hard with its two hind legs, and with a pop, a piece of chicken bone spurted out of Kong Yiji's mouth, followed by minced meat and juice.
Zhang Wei was accidentally sprayed in the face, and immediately let out a high-pitched scream like a frightened hen.
The black cat stepped on it again, and Kong Yiji vomited out the other messy things he had just eaten. Zhang Wei was sprayed in the face again.
"Huhuhu..."
Kong Yiji was like a deflated rubber ball, constantly releasing gas outwards.
Only then did the black cat realize Zhang Wei's miserable state, and it burst into laughter without any sympathy.
"Damn cat"
Zhang Wei pounced, held down the black cat, and rubbed all the dirt on his face.
This time it was the black cat's turn to howl.
Squeak, the door of the private room was opened, and a head poked in. It was the owner of the hotel. He saw a man pressing on a man (the black cat was small and was blocked by Zhang Wei). He was stunned for a moment and muttered "World style" Kusaka closed the door again.
Zhang Wei heard the sound and let go of the black cat.
At this time, the black cat Guang Guang's fur had become extremely dirty.
Kong Yiji, who was originally awake, was accidentally injured by two people and fell into coma again.
It can be said that eating a meal like this is unprecedented and unprecedented.
"Made, Zhang Wei, I'm not done with you."
The black cat cursed and broke out of the window, needless to say, looking for a place to clean up.
Zhang Wei also wanted to leave, but there was still one lying on the ground, so he had to give up.
After spending a lot of effort to cure Kong Yiji, Zhang Wei opened all the white wine, red wine, and drinks on the table and cleaned himself up on the spot.
Kong Yiji, who was feeling dizzy, opened his eyes and saw that the young man who had treated him to dinner was like a flying butterfly, passing through the liquid suspended in the air again and again. Every time the body collides with the liquid, the water splashed out seems to be controlled by an invisible big hand, and then carried back.
"Well, I'm awake."
Zhang Wei stopped walking in mid-air and flipped down in a graceful and elegant way. The dirty look just now was gone at all, and his body even exuded a faint smell of fruit wine, which was very pleasant.
Kong Yiji, who was still dirty, had a look of shame on his face.
Seeing this, Zhang Wei guided the wine and juice in the air to wash Kong Yiji's body back and forth. After coming down several times, the dirty Kong Yiji disappeared. Because Zhang Wei had lost his beard at some point, Kong Yiji's whole body looked... I look more than ten years younger, and I no longer look like an old man.
"Thank you very much"
Kong Yiji, who was so clean for the first time, handed over his hand and thanked him.
Zhang Wei hummed and walked out.
Kong Yiji, who felt that Zhang Wei was a great person, immediately followed him.
When checking out at the front desk, the restaurant owner looked at Zhang Wei and Kong Yiji as if they were looking at a transvestite.
Zhang Wei, who knew it well, paid the bill and walked out with a dark face.
Kong Yiji followed like a bug.
The restaurant owner looked at the two people's retreating figures and sighed: "I can't understand more and more of this world."
On a sparsely populated street, Zhang Wei and Kong Yiji found a new black cat.
The latter had a bad look on his face and didn't look at Zhang Wei.
"not bad"
Zhang Wei acted as if nothing had happened.
Black Cat just snorted.
Kong Yiji, who acted as the air, suddenly said: "Are you looking at the sky?"
What?
Heaven?
Zhang Wei and Black Cat looked up to the sky and exclaimed at the same time. There was a black cross on the originally blue sky.
Wisps of golden light radiated from above, and a man with wings stood vaguely on top of the cross.
"Do you look at the sky?"
"What a big cross"
…
The voices of exclamation kept coming and going.
Zhang Wei and Black Cat looked at each other and saw surprise in each other's eyes.
An angel with wings appeared so quickly. Could it be that the process of myths coming to reality has accelerated.
At this time, the big black cross in the sky descended a certain distance, and ordinary people on the ground also saw the presence of the angel.
"Is there one with wings?"
"I'll go, Birdman"
"What a birdman, that's an angel, okay?"
"Oh my God, there really is an angel in this world. I don't know what he is doing here."
"A white-skinned pig with a pair of wings becomes an angel. Damn, he suddenly came here. He probably has no good intentions."
"no quality"
…
Zhang Wei and Black Cat, who had already walked to the corner, were discussing.
"Who knocked him down?"
"you"
"why me"
"Why can't it be you? I can't fly."
"Can I fly?"
"You have a Chaos Clock, in the sky and on the earth, in the sea, in the universe, and there are places you can't go to?"
"makes sense"
"Stop the ink, do it"
"good"
Just as the black cat was about to take action, the big black cross descended some distance, and the angel with wings was suspended in the air, exuding a holy light.
"Lost lambs, I bring you the gospel of the Lord. The dark night is about to pass, and the light of the Lord will illuminate the entire China."
With a move of Black Cat's hand, the Chaos Clock emerged in a semi-sealed state. He held his head high and shouted: "Stop talking nonsense and talking like a human being."
