"I'm as tired as a dead dog at work. Why don't I come back and play games to relax?"
Zhang Wei, who had been silent all this time, couldn't help but explode.
In the days when he didn't have a girlfriend, the only thing that kept him company was Internet articles and various games. It was unbearable to be accused without thinking.
"Men are as tired as dead dogs, aren't women? How can women have time to take care of themselves!"
The girl in the purple T-shirt sneered.
"Aman, stop talking nonsense to this scumbag and useless person, let's go!"
The girl in the white T-shirt picked up the girl in the purple T-shirt and left without hesitation.
"I"
Looking at the two people's retreating figures, Zhang Wei felt as if his fist was hitting cotton.
Hui Hai on the side suddenly burst into laughter.
When Zhang Wei heard this, he looked at Hui Hai with a strange expression. Maybe the master was angry and confused.
"Amitabha, Ma Dan, I've been with you for a long time, and I've picked up bad habits." Hui Hai shook his huge head, his face full of ridicule, "It's just an idiot for a man to bicker with a woman."
"Why are you such an idiot? Some women like to talk nonsense. What's wrong with a few rebuttals?" Zhang Wei asked in confusion.
Hui Hai sat on the bench again and leaned back slightly, as if possessed by the master of emotion.
"If you win the debate, it's because you, a grown man, have no grace; if you lose the debate, you are what they call a scumbag and a loser. The disadvantaged groups in a civilized society will always have the upper hand in public opinion. As long as men end up, they are losers."
Zhang Wei was stunned for a few seconds, and his eyes suddenly lit up. This is really what happened.
"Anyway, that's all for today. I'll tell you what I've learned about picking up girls over the years." Hui Hai took out a cigarette and held it in his mouth, looking like a love saint who had experienced ups and downs in love and achieved perfection.
"Master, tell me." Zhang Wei was leaning on the bench with only half his buttocks, a look of fear on his face.
"You are worried about not being able to find a girlfriend. The reason is nothing more than that you can see it and don't like you. You don't like the ugly ones. Let's not talk about the ugly ones. Let's talk about the ones you can see. When facing a woman who can see you, you can't find a girlfriend. , you often lack confidence because of your appearance, height, financial strength, and education."
When Huihai said this, he paused and took a puff of cigarette.
Zhang Wei nodded like a bean sprout.
"But on the street, we often see an average-looking man holding a good-looking woman on his arm. Well, that's the expression. Do you want to say that the man is rich and the woman is here for money? I just followed him." Hui Hai looked at Zhang Wei with a strange expression with disdain.
"Isn't it?" Zhang Wei asked unconvinced.
"If you see a handsome guy holding an average-looking girl, do you also want to say it's because of money? Hey, use your dead brain to recall carefully. Among the people you know, are there many with good conditions? , you are working, you are still a virgin, you have been in college for four years, and you have had boyfriends and girlfriends one after another?" Hui Hai said with a sarcastic look on his face while smoking a cigarette.
Zhang Wei recalled carefully that there were quite a few such situations.
For example, a classmate of his in high school did not go to college and entered society early. After several years, he was still alone.
For example, one of his neighbor's children, a very beautiful girl, is already twenty-seven and is still a virgin.
For example, himself...
"Picking up girls is a very technical thing. If you master the correct skills to pick up girls, you can become an expert. On the other hand, if you are too lacking in this aspect, no matter how good your external conditions are, you still won't be able to pick up girls." Master Hui Hai spat out. A smoke ring, said leisurely.
"What kind of technology?" Zhang Wei couldn't wait to ask.
“One thing no one can deny is that the world is still dominated by men. From birth to school to employment, every woman sees and hears men’s voices, which makes them feel a sense of belonging deep in their hearts. Attachment to men's subconscious. Many young men who have not grown up have been misled by movies, TV, and women. They think that they can win the favor of women by being courteous to women and paying money and affection regardless of the cost. As a result, they are beaten by bamboo baskets All is lost." The sarcasm on Hui Hai's face became even more intense, "Some boys have been chasing girls for many years, but the girls are lukewarm to him, and then they meet a netizen and have sex."
"Why is this happening?" Zhang Wei was puzzled.
"What women want is not to be moved, but to conquer. Just like if you are willing to sit down and listen to me, an old driver, everyone has a subconscious desire to rely on the strong, especially women." Hui Hai sucked again. Taking a puff of cigarette, "The conquest that I mentioned is not only about money, power, and appearance, but also about spirit. You heard me right, it is spirit."
"Spirit?" Zhang Wei seemed to understand, but also seemed to be facing a fog.
"A man who convinces a woman must have a mature world view and a way of doing things. When a woman is confused, you have to tell her what to do. When a woman is brainless, you have to be tough when it's time to be tough. Many men pursue women. When things don't go well, they shrink back, hide themselves and lick their wounds, or fall out with others. The woman gives them a little sweetness and is happy. The woman acts a little colder and worries about gains and losses. I think you have seen a lot of this kind of stupidity. Right?" Hui Hai asked with a smile.
Zhang Wei nodded stupidly.
"The greatest immaturity of a man is that when he sees a beautiful woman, he thinks that this is the last woman in his life. The greatest immaturity of a man is that when he sees a woman he likes, he will marry her." Huihai Station Stand up and turn your back to the sun, like a saint of love with a halo behind his head, "If you like a woman, you must first blur the relationship and don't let her subconsciously guard against you, so that you have enough time and If you have the opportunity to express yourself in front of her, she will not have the opportunity to refuse you. If you have been in contact for a while and find that you really can't handle it, you won't lose face when you retreat."
"Master Gaoming" Zhang Wei looked like he was being taught.
"The third point is sunshine. According to my many years of experience, sunny boys, no matter what kind of girl they are, what occupation they are, what age they are, what background they have, what personality they have, basically they all apply." Hui Hai paused, with a mocking look on his lips. "Some people may say that only handsome guys can be sunny. Let me tell you, you can also be average-looking. The sunny character is the same as nature, which will make people who are struggling to live in this materialistic and filthy world feel that The warmth of escapism.”
"How about sunshine?" Zhang Wei asked subconsciously.
"I need to teach you this, you can think for yourself." Hui Hai rolled his eyes wildly.
Zhang Wei lowered his head in shame.
"The fourth point is to cast a wide net. With the development of society today, one thing has not changed. Men who take the initiative will be praised. Women who take the initiative will get negative reviews. This gives men a natural advantage. A man can pursue a pursuit in a month. Among a hundred girls, there is always someone who is interested, and most women can only wait where they are." Hui Hai paused and threw the finished cigarette on the ground, "A man who has attained great enlightenment is like a hungry wolf that has wandered into a herd of sheep. While feasting, thousands of men, because of their reserve and lack of self-confidence, missed opportunities in vain, and finally lamented that they have become the receivers, haha, it’s your own fault, you deserve it!”
Bang bang bang bang...
Zhang Wei couldn't help but applaud.
"Ma Dan, Hui Hai, you are absolutely right."
Hui Hai waved his hand.
"The following is point five..."
