Suddenly, a piece of news he saw a few days ago came to Zhang Wei's mind. The news happened in Pengcheng, the most economically developed city on the southern coast. A 28-year-old woman named Luo met a man named Huang through a blind date. The two dated for four months and got married. Not long after, Luo A woman called the police, claiming that she had been treated unfairly by her husband, and that her husband had to live as a couple whether she wanted to or not. The man surnamed Huang, the woman's husband, believed that the woman was cheating on the marriage. After the marriage, the wife would not let him touch her. According to the media, the two were going through the judicial process and divorce was inevitable.
Damn it, this news won’t happen to me.
With a chill in his heart, Zhang Wei cleared his throat and said with a puzzled expression: "Miss Qu, you have been talking for a long time about what you want, so what do you have? Men and women are equal."
When Qu Wanqing heard the word equality between men and women, she rolled her eyes several times.
"It's ridiculous. Since men and women are equal, why is it women who give birth? Do you know how painful it is for women to give birth? Do you know that the stretch marks left after giving birth will leave a shadow for a woman for half her life? From what you said, With these four words: equality between men and women, I can almost conclude that you are a complete scumbag."
Your sister, I have become a scumbag. Didn’t I just say that men and women are equal? You have put forward so many material requirements and hard targets. I ask you what’s wrong. By the way, you are talking about women giving birth to children. Damn, if a man can give birth to a child, why should he get married? Why should he work hard to make money? Buy a house, buy a car, prepare betrothal gifts, and after giving birth to a child, all the remaining money will be used for sex. Don't be happier.
"I paid for this meal, so that you, a scumbag, wouldn't call me a meal supporter. Humph, I can tell what kind of person you are from your reaction when I ordered the food just now. Please order more." A miser who can't bear to eat food, you can imagine what you will do to me after getting married." Qu Wanting stood up, took out a few banknotes from her bag with disdain, threw them on the table, and when she turned to leave, she said He turned his head, glanced at Zhang Wei, and sneered: "There are 30 million more men than women, and there are tens of millions more people of marriageable age than women. With your virtue, wait until you are single, and be single."
puff!
Qu Wanqing was stunned when her face was splashed with water. Someone actually dared to splash water on her.
"Huihai, you"
Zhang Wei stood up and looked at Hui Hai, who was holding a cup, with his hand hidden under the table, and gave a secret thumbs up.
"You bastard, if you dare to mess with me, I'll fuck your uncle! Ah, what are you doing? It's shameless."
Qu Wanqing was so angry that she rushed towards Hui Hai with all her teeth and claws. Before she could reach him, she saw Hui Hai taking off his pants, and she was so frightened that she turned pale.
"Master, this is a public place, weapons cannot be exposed."
Zhang Wei hurriedly ran over to stop Hui Hai.
"Don't stop me. I want to pee and wake her up. What the hell? She thinks she's a fairy. She's average in appearance, average in height, and has the same figure as a cardboard. She makes so many demands and is so arrogant. Who will give it to her? Confidence, who gives her face."
Furious, Hui Hai broke away from Zhang Wei's hand, pulled down his pants completely, and peed on Qu Wanqing.
"ah"
Qu Wanqing let out a deafening scream.
At this time, several restaurant service staff rushed over and dragged Huihai away.
The livid restaurant manager called the police directly.
Two hours later, in a crowded park.
Zhang Wei and Hui Hai were sitting on the rest chairs, their expressions not very good.
After a while, Zhang Wei showed a sly smile.
"Master, you are still awesome. According to the public security management regulations, you will be detained for at least seven days. You can be released with just one phone call."
Hui Hai took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one, lit it, took a puff, blew out a smoke ring, sighed and said: "If I don't participate in this blind date with you, I really don't know that the world has become like this. , So damn confident, so damn arrogant!”
Zhang Wei also sighed. The world is like this, he can only do nothing!
"Hey, the host has completed the first blind date mission. The host has controlled his emotions very well."
"Hey, give the host a title - you are an honest person."
"Dip, get one hundred points"
Zhang Wei's face darkened, "Fuck you, uncle, you are an honest person"
…
Meishan, in the Yuan Dynasty more than 600 years ago, was a small hill named "Qingshan". When the Forbidden City was built in the Ming Dynasty, coal was piled here, so it was commonly known as "Coal Mountain".
During the Yongle period of the Ming Dynasty, the soil from the excavation of the moat was piled here to build a tall earth mountain called "Long Live Mountain", also known as the "Zhenshan" of Ouchi.
In the early Qing Dynasty, it was renamed Jingshan. The five pavilions on the mountain were built during the Qianlong period. At that time, the jungle on the mountain blocked the sun, and there were flocks of deer and cranes. It was full of vitality and full of natural wildness.
Now, the place where the Qing emperor spent his time traveling has become a place where the general public can visit at will.
Next to a crooked-neck tree as big as an umbrella canopy, a gentle middle-aged man wearing glasses was explaining the story of the crooked-neck tree to his children.
"At the end of the Ming Dynasty..."
The child, who seemed to understand what he heard, glanced around wildly, and suddenly saw a small crack appearing on the ground. The child's eyes widened immediately.
At this time, there was a roar, lightning appeared in the sky, and strong winds raged down.
"What a damn weather"
The middle-aged man picked up the child and ran away.
"Dad, then, then..."
The child, whose body was constantly jolting, saw a pale hand sticking out of the crack, and his tongue trembled with fear.
When everyone ran to avoid the coming heavy rain, the cracks widened, and a frighteningly pale middle-aged man wearing a dirty dragon robe crawled out and sat on the ground, breathing heavily.
"Another one has been resurrected. Look, this is not your kingdom!"
A joking voice came.
The middle-aged man turned around suddenly and was startled when he saw a black cat with smooth fur.
"Yes, are you talking to me?"
"follow me"
The black cat turned and left.
The middle-aged man stood up and followed him with a gloomy expression. In the middle, the middle-aged man looked around and saw strange buildings in the distance, and he was full of confusion.
"arrive"
The voice of the black cat came.
The middle-aged man heard the sound and looked over, and saw a young and handsome Taoist priest sitting in a pavilion, looking at him with a smile.
"Taoist priest"
Since the Ming Dynasty, Taoism has been respected. When middle-aged people see Taoist priests, their tense nerves relax a lot.
"Your Majesty, Pindao has prepared some water and wine."
Chu Feng, who was sitting still, pointed to the drinks and side dishes on the stone table in front of him.
The middle-aged man originally wanted to tidy up his appearance, but when he saw the mud all over his body, he smiled bitterly and walked directly into the pavilion.
After sitting down, the middle-aged man picked up the wine glass and took a sip. Suddenly, a long-lost spicy feeling came over him.
