Taipingyu in Taining Mountain in Yizhou (at the foot of today's Yongning Mountain), the Tailing Mausoleum of the Qing Dynasty, has always been known as "the area where Kun gathers beauty, the place where Yin and Yang meet, the dragon's cave sand and gravel are all beautiful, the water law of the mountains is well-organized, and the situation regulates Qi and Zhujixian" It has the reputation of being auspicious soil."
It was late summer and early autumn, and there were only a few tourists wandering around and taking photos.
Suddenly, the wind and clouds changed in the sky, and there was lightning and thunder. Tourists mistakenly thought it was going to rain heavily and sought shelter one after another.
Unexpectedly, not long after, the strong wind receded, the dark clouds dissipated, and the thunder and lightning returned to silence.
When the tourists came out confused, the ground shook. Countless rubble fell from the buildings, kicking up bursts of sand and dust. The long walls and standing stone sculptures were cracked a little bit.
There have always been earthquakes in the Gyeonggi region.
Tourists who thought there was going to be a big earthquake ran toward open areas with howling ghosts and wolves.
Amid the tremors of the earth, a divine light descended from the sky and landed on the ground, revealing the figures of Chu Feng and Black Cat.
"Unexpectedly, he was the first one to wake up."
After muttering to himself, Chu Feng ignored all obstacles in front of him, took the black cat, and appeared in an underground palace in an instant.
This is a magnificent place, with a large coffin placed on a stone platform not far away.
At this moment, a sound like sharp claws scraping the wall came from the coffin.
If ordinary people saw this scene, their scalp would be numb with fear. This is a fake corpse.
Suddenly, a bolt of lightning struck the coffin out of thin air, splitting the tightly sealed coffin into pieces, and the golden nanmu coffin inside also shattered. There was a small eye, a short golden rat tail, and two beards. A short, fat middle-aged man sat among a pile of sawdust with a blank look on his face.
"Hahahaha... It turns out that the fourth master that Ruoxi loves to death has such a moral character!"
The black cat lying on Chu Feng's shoulder was laughing.
The short, fat middle-aged man suddenly raised his head, looked at the black cat, his face suddenly changed and said: "Who are you?"
The black cat immediately jumped up, stretched out a front paw, and pointed at the short, fat middle-aged man.
"Blinding your human eyes, I am His Majesty the Black Emperor, who screams when beautiful women see him, and pee when handsome men see him. I am the only one in heaven and on earth."
The short, fat middle-aged man looked at the black cat blankly, as if frozen.
The black cat scratched his face with his claws, his tone full of disdain: "I didn't expect you to be the first to be resurrected, but resurrecting is useless."
When the short, fat middle-aged man heard the word "resurrection", he looked around subconsciously. His face turned from red to white, and then from white to red like a magic trick.
"I am resurrected"
The black cat wanted to speak again, but a big, crystal-like jade hand patted it on the head.
"Taoist Priest, you said, you said..."
The black cat shrank his head, looking like I was being honest.
With a gentle wave of his hand, Chu Feng cleared away the sawdust piled around the short, fat middle-aged man.
"The Taoist Master's Magical Skills"
The short, fat middle-aged man sighed in admiration, got up from the ground, and flicked the dust off his body.
"Aixinjueluo Yinzhen, whose reign was Yongzheng, died in 1735 AD. It is now 2018, which means you have been dead for 283 years."
Chu Feng easily revealed the identity and time of death of the short, fat middle-aged man.
The short, fat middle-aged man, that is, Yongzheng, was stunned for a few seconds, and suddenly said: "Who is the emperor today?"
Black Cat interjected: "Can you please stop dragging the text? I have read the letters of credence given to North Korea by Taizu and Chengzu of the Ming Dynasty. The imperial edicts left behind are all spoken in plain language. I don't believe what you Qing Dynasty people say every day. Classical Chinese.”
Yong Zheng smiled awkwardly, and his expression became solemn: "I wonder how many generations my Qing Dynasty has been passed down? What is the name of the current one?"
Chu Feng touched the black cat's head and said with a smile: "It has been more than a hundred years since the fall of the Qing Dynasty, and the feudal hereditary system has long been replaced by the Republic."
"What, my Qing Dynasty is dead?"
Yong Zheng's eyes were wide open, as if he couldn't believe it.
The black cat burst out laughing.
"Yong Zheng said this joke himself, it made me laugh to death, hahahaha, it made me laugh to death."
Bang, Chu Feng slapped him down.
The black cat became an honest and charming person again.
Yongzheng suddenly sighed and tears flowed from his eyes.
"The descendants are unworthy, the descendants are unworthy."
Black Cat curled his lips and whispered: "Taoist Priest, what are you going to do with him?"
Just as Chu Feng was about to speak, the underground palace shook, the walls cracked, and a long passage appeared.
"this?"
Yong Zheng wiped away his tears and looked at the passage in surprise.
"Let him fend for himself."
Chu Feng took the black cat and disappeared in one step.
…
Lakeside Hotel, two eleven.
Zhang Wei and Hui Hai walked into the restaurant in a panic, and after talking to the waiter, they came to a seat by the window.
Opposite me, a woman was sitting typing on a laptop.
The woman is between her twenties and thirties, with an average appearance, her face is a bit oily, and she must have applied a lot of cosmetics.
"Hello, I am Zhang Wei"
Zhang Wei walked to the side and introduced himself.
The woman didn't react at all and was typing with concentration.
Zhang Wei knew he was late, so he apologized, smiled, and sat down.
Huihai made a gesture and sat aside.
In less than a minute, a waiter with a small notebook came over and asked with a smile.
"Sir, Madam, can you order food?"
The woman picked up the menu placed on the table and ordered seven or eight dishes at once.
There are so many dishes that two people can't finish.
Zhang Wei frowned secretly.
A sneer curled up at the corner of Hui Hai's mouth.
The waitress moved her lips, trying to say something, but she didn't say anything.
“That’s it, order more when you think of me”
The woman puts down the recipe.
"Just a moment, you two."
The waitress smiled and left.
The woman continued typing, and after about ten minutes, she stopped, closed the notebook, and looked at Zhang Wei.
"You're half an hour late."
"Traffic jam"
Zhang Wei thought of a good excuse.
The woman nodded.
"Traffic jam, okay, let me introduce myself now. My name is Qu Wanqing. I am twenty-nine years old. I have a bachelor's degree. I am 1.65 meters tall. I am a Libra. I am currently working as a clerk in a financial management company. I have salary, performance, bonus, and overtime pay. About 5,000 a month. I have two standards for blind date partners. One is good conditions, height above 1.8 meters, bachelor degree or above (including undergraduate degree), handsome appearance, no smoking or drinking, and monthly salary of more than 15,000 yuan. , it doesn’t matter if you don’t have a house or a car, your personality should be humorous, you can care for others, and you can tolerate my occasional unreasonableness. After getting married, I will keep the salary card. As for housework, I will take turns.”
Zhang Wei felt bad, this girl had high requirements for those with good conditions, and even those with bad conditions would have to deal with it.
Qu Wanqing smiled slightly.
"Obviously, you do not meet this requirement. I am talking about the latter type, that is, you are not 1.8 meters tall and have average looks. Your monthly salary cannot be lower than mine. My monthly expenses are very large. If you If your salary is not as high as mine, how can you support me? Secondly, you must have a house and a car. Before you get your marriage certificate, add my name on the real estate certificate. After you get married, give me your salary card and I will give you five hundred a month. Yuan of pocket money, housework, you are all covered, sex, I am a bit frigid, I don’t want to, you can’t force it, this is my request, agree, we will try to start, don’t agree, after finishing this meal, Just say goodbye. Clear, understand?"
Zhang Wei is in a mess. He spends all the money he earns on his partner and reduces his living standard to the lowest level. He adds his partner's name on the real estate certificate so that the property can be divided easily after divorce. He needs his partner's permission for sexual intercourse. Mmp, it's better not to get married.
