Summer nights were particularly long, and Zhang Wei gradually couldn't bear it any longer. He leaned against an old tree with a crooked neck and squinted.
When he was drooling and seemed to be sleeping and waking up, something furry seemed to be humping him.
Soft and warm, like animal fur.
"what?"
Zhang Wei subconsciously reached out and touched it. First it was furry, then slimy. It felt very disgusting and scary.
With palpitations, Zhang Wei suddenly opened his eyes, and what he saw was a furry thing similar to a monkey. From the waist down, it seemed to be skinned and bloody. This was what his hand had touched just now.
"ah"
Following a shocking cry, yellow urine flowed out of Zhang Wei's lower body.
The fishy smell quickly entered the air and spread.
The animal, which looked like a skinned monkey, took a few steps back and stood in the shadows, waving its hands wildly and babbling.
"Don't come over, don't come over..."
Zhang Wei stepped back from the side of the tree and reached out to warn the monkey.
There was another babble in response.
"You are Hui Hai"
Zhang Wei suddenly remembered what happened before.
Zhang Wei himself admired his nerve for being able to fall asleep with a disgusting thing next to him.
"Uh-huh……"
The monkey-like animal nodded sharply.
After receiving the other party's confirmation, Zhang Wei breathed a sigh of relief, looked down at his crotch, and immediately blushed. He was so scared that he peed his pants. It was so embarrassing.
"Giggle..."
A burst of laughter came from the shadows.
Apparently it was coming from a monkey-like animal.
Zhang Wei was furious, grabbed a piece of dirt with stones from the ground, and threw it with all his strength.
"Asshole, you are laughing at me, why don't you look at your own virtues?"
Hui Hai was indeed miserable at the moment. The system's so-called backhand grew out of a scrap of flesh.
Fortunately, the person he met was Zhang Wei, a familiar person. If it had been anyone else, he would have been killed and buried long ago.
"Ma Dan, I didn't bring any pants. If someone discovers me at dawn, I won't be surprised if I don't die. I have to wash up, even if I wear a wet one."
Zhang Wei didn't take wearing wet clothes too seriously. As an otaku, a hard-working otaku, no one had ever worn wet clothes.
The monkey-like Hui Hai followed step by step.
Zhang Wei found that Hui Hai was following him. In order to offset his fear of the dark night and his uneasiness about Hui Hai's ugly state, he put on a very relaxed look.
"Hui Hai, this is your first transformation. I remember you were a furry object before."
Hui Hai stretched out three fingers and made a babbling sound from his mouth.
Unfortunately, it was too dark. What Zhang Wei saw was a lump, and he mistakenly thought it was five fingers. His face twitched and he said: "It actually changed five times. How many more times do you have."
Seeing that Zhang Wei didn't see clearly, Hui Hai came over to explain.
"Don't come here, hiss, I'll strangle that thing under you, eighteen, no, this size is at least twenty-eight, and it's still in a weak state, damn it, rebirth, and this kind of benefit, if not The process was so scary, I want to do it again.”
Zhang Wei stared at Hui Hai's lower body, his eyes full of envy.
As a normal Chinese, his size is just average.
"Uh, ah ah ah"
Hui Hai quickly covered his lower body and stepped back a distance.
"What the hell, you, a shameless scumbag who harms women chasing dreams, actually know what shame is!"
Zhang Wei was so envious and jealous that he taunted him.
This time, Hui Hai stood in the darkness and did not give any response.
Zhang Wei snorted and continued walking forward. After a while, he came to the kitchen house and found a water tank with only half a tank of water. He made a basin of water, took off his pants and underwear, bare his buttocks, and started washing.
"Is there anything like soap?"
Zhang Wei turned his head and asked outside.
The smell of urine and the like cannot be washed away by just washing with water.
At the door, Hui Hai poked his head into his thinning hair and shook it wildly.
"Made, you are poorer than me"
With a low curse, Zhang Wei took the basin and left the stove room.
There is a river five or six miles away from the temple. He saw it when he came.
Zhang Wei walked away.
Huihai sat down on the ground.
"System, what the hell are you doing to me next door? If you were in another place, I would be beaten to death if I were like this."
The system said: "Host, this is designed by the system designer based on the history of human development. As a human being countless years later, you should feel extremely honored to experience the evolutionary process of your ancestors."
Hui Hai was furious. He hated this kind of tricking others and saying "I'm good for you" the most.
"It's an honor for your uncle, an honor for your grandma, and an honor for your whole family."
"Host, I don't have an uncle, nor a grandma, nor a whole family. If I have to find one, the system designer can barely be considered. If you scold him, I have no objection."
If the system doesn't mean it, it will make people angry to death.
Hui Hai hummed angrily.
"Host, your temperament has changed a bit. You talk dirty and you don't look like a monk. I suspect it's because you have too much contact with Zhang Wei. I suggest you keep a distance from this person."
The system said again.
Hui Hai was stunned for a moment, and then nodded with enthusiasm. It was just that before Zhang Wei came, he had never said a single curse word.
"Amitabha, your words awakened the dreamer, and the poor monk realized it."
In the middle of the night, Zhang Wei, wearing wet pants, came back and looked around. He didn't find Hui Hai, so he squinted in the kitchen room.
Summer nights are much longer than winter days.
After a long time, Zhang Wei found that it was dark outside and couldn't stand the humidity below. He opened the door and walked out, but was shocked by the scene in front of him.
In a bright beam of light, petals were flying, and a tall and straight young monk in white clothes, with a handsome face, a face as sharp as a knife, stood empty-handedly with his hands clasped together.
"Mom, I don't accept it. Another handsome guy is not letting anyone live anymore."
Zhang Wei shouted at the top of his lungs.
Chu Feng, Gao Yi, Cheng Hanmin, these handsome guys are not enough, Hui Hai, a greasy middle-aged man, has also turned into a handsome young man.
Is there a mistake? Is there a mistake?
"What's the fuss about?"
Chu Feng walked out of the Buddhist hall, saw Hui Hai's appearance, nodded and said: "Master Hui Hai has been reborn."
In the beam of light, Hui Hai opened her eyes, stretched out her slender hands, held flowers and smiled.
The transcendence of his temperament and the elegance of his movements are unmatched in the world.
"Woooooooo..."
Zhang Wei burst into tears.
In this comparison, the gap is too big, too big.
Hui Hai, who made people cry handsome, took a 180-degree turn.
"Taoist Master, can you put this poor monk down? He hasn't learned the magic of descending yet."
This is so embarrassing!
Chu Feng stretched out his hand in a funny way, and Hui Hai fell from the air. The moment it touched the ground, he revealed a sunny smile that would drive countless women chasing dreams crazy.
