"what do you want to learn?"
Chu Feng looked at Zhang Wei with soft eyes. He felt a little guilty for this young man who had been tricked by him.
"I think……"
Zhang Wei stopped mid-sentence. If it were yesterday, he might have learned something in a hurry.
Today, he is more awake than ever.
"I want to learn the art of ever-changing things, the method of immortality, and the magical power of being undefeated in battle."
Fortunately, he didn't drink water, otherwise, Chu Feng would have sprayed the water out directly. Well, this kid thought he was Sun Wukong and the Bodhi Patriarch.
"There are all kinds of things, but I can't teach you. I don't believe in your character. If you rely on your ability to become someone else and mess around, wouldn't the world be in chaos? There is also immortality, but immortality is a kind of torture. In order to avoid a few years later, you hate the poor Taoist and can't teach it; no one in this world is invincible with magical powers that are undefeated, and brains are far more important than force."
Zhang Wei originally just wanted to ask for directions, but he didn't expect that he would gain so much, be ever-changing, and have immortality.
In order to learn these two sacred arts, he plopped down and knelt on the ground.
"Taoist Priest, you tricked my clone system and caused me so much misery. You didn't teach me so many awesome magical powers. Wouldn't your conscience hurt?"
Chu Feng shook his head. To be honest, his conscience really didn't hurt.
"Taoist Master" Zhang Wei burst into tears and said in a sad voice: "My parents raised me like shit and peed themselves. Now is the time for me to repay their kindness in raising me."
Chu Feng was shocked. Shit and urine can also raise people. Zhang Wei's parents are really geniuses.
Seeing that Chu Feng was unmoved, Zhang Wei wiped away the cheap tears on his face and said in a hoarse voice: "Is this okay? Give me a magic that can make you live for eighteen hundred years, and then give me a magic that turns stone into gold." Supernatural powers.”
Turning stone into gold, Chu Feng sighed, this kid only cares about money and has no pursuit at all.
"In this case, I will teach you a passage of scripture."
Zhang Wei immediately became energetic.
"What is the use?"
Still a pragmatist, Chu Feng smiled and said: "Refresh your mind and nourish your body."
Zhang Wei's face darkened. If he wanted to refresh his mind and nourish his body, he might as well get up early, go to bed early, drink more water, and get more sun.
"If you don't like it, it doesn't matter. There is a scroll here, Pindao, which records a method called "Speech and Dharma Sui". Do you want it?"
Chu Feng suddenly had a yellow jade scroll in his hand.
Follow your words? Zhang Wei's eyes immediately lit up. This heifer's homecoming spell was simply tailor-made for him.
"I want"
"Okay, here you go, we will be clear from now on."
Chu Feng threw the topaz scroll out.
Zhang Wei took the yellow jade scroll and muttered something strange, and walked aside happily.
What was recorded on the scroll was similar to an initiation. The moment Zhang Wei spread it out, a massive amount of knowledge poured into his body, almost bursting him.
"It hurts, Taoist Priest, please save me."
Chu Feng ignored him. He couldn't bear this level of pain, so why should he learn any spells?
After a while, Zhang Wei, who felt a little better, closed his eyes and immediately found that there were two more banners in his mind, one that said good, not working, bad, and the other that said bad, not working, good.
"Damn it, you actually have such a wasteful operation"
Zhang Wei looked up and down, hesitating.
"Hurry up and choose. The topaz scroll that Pindao gave you has a time limit. If you don't make a choice within one minute, you will have nothing."
Chu Feng's voice suddenly came to mind.
"Uh, okay, which one is better?"
Zhang Wei calculated that if the good didn't work or the bad worked, he would become a crow's mouth, and at the same time he would become very awesome. Think about it, when the stocks of the two bosses Ma's companies rose, they would buy the stocks first. , let’s talk about falling, when it goes back up, won’t it mean that you will make a lot of money.
As for the bad spirits that don't work, the good spirits have almost become artifacts of blessing. I'm afraid everyone will worship them like gods.
"I choose, I choose..."
Zhang Wei was still hesitant.
If he could, he wanted both.
"Fifteen seconds left"
Chu Feng reminded.
"I, I chose the good one that doesn't work and the bad one, ah, no, I chose the bad one that doesn't work well..."
Zhang Wei was too anxious and said the wrong thing, so he quickly changed his words.
"No, you can only choose once. The good will not work and the bad will be instilled."
Following Chu Feng's voice.
Zhang Wei felt dizzy and then fainted.
When I woke up, it was already past three in the afternoon.
"Here, eat watermelon"
Chu Feng was eating watermelon with Hui Hai. When he saw Zhang Wei woke up, he pointed to the cut watermelon on the stone table beside him and said.
Zhang Wei happened to feel that his mouth was dry, so he took three pieces of watermelon and ate it.
"It's iced watermelon, so comfortable."
A chilling feeling came over him, and Zhang Wei screamed in comfort.
After the words fell, Zhang Wei fell to the ground and died.
Hui Hai put down the watermelon, came over and touched Zhang Wei's nose and mouth, and said in disbelief: "I'm really out of breath."
Chu Feng almost spit out the watermelon he had eaten in his mouth. Zhang Wei was so stupid that he even talked about himself to death.
Fortunately, he was not allowed to be his apprentice, otherwise if the news spread, people would be killed.
"Taoist Priest, what should we do now?"
Huihai asked.
"Of course to save him"
Chu stretched out his hand a little and shot out a stream of Dan Qi transformed from the Nine-turn Golden Dan Qi.
Zhang Wei opened his eyes and looked around blankly.
"What just happened?"
"You talk yourself to death"
Hui Hai had a sneer on his face.
"I talked myself to death"
After Zhang Weigang finished speaking, he tilted his head and died again.
Hui Hai was stunned for a while and sighed: "This spell is so cruel."
Chu Feng once again came to the rescue.
This time, Chu Feng warned Zhang Wei in advance that he did not make another mistake.
"Taoist Priest, can I find someone to try the spell on?"
In order to test the power, Zhang Wei couldn't wait to find someone to try it.
Hui Hai became his first target.
"Ma Dan, how dare you"
Hui Hai was furious.
"You have a stomachache"
Zhang Wei said with a smile.
Huihai immediately felt abdominal pain like cramping.
"You accidentally bit your tongue"
Zhang Wei was filled with the pleasure of revenge. Hui Hai had treated him badly in the Buddhist hall.
"Ouch"
Hui Hai bit her tongue uncontrollably and screamed in pain.
"You have gastric ulcers, duodenal ulcers, chronic ulcers on your legs, oral ulcers..."
Zhang Wei had an expression of joy on his face.
Hui Hai cried for father and mother in pain, even more miserable than Zhang Wei yesterday.
"enough"
Chu Feng shouted loudly and stopped Zhang Wei. This set of spells passed down to Zhang Wei is for him to protect himself, not for him to play tricks on others.
Zhang Wei's spell failed instantly.
Hui Hai, who had returned to normal, wanted to take revenge, but was afraid of Chu Feng, so he gritted his teeth and swallowed the blood.
"Taoist Priest, this bald ladle almost killed me yesterday. I am just a gentleman and it is not too late to take revenge in ten years."
Zhang Wei argued.
