Hui Hai laughed. In his opinion, Zhang Wei's rebuttal was a ridiculous reaction made out of embarrassment and anger when he was forced into a corner and had no way out.
"Why are you laughing, you damn bald donkey. You said you have five million in savings. Take it out and take a look. You said you have three lovers. Where are they now?"
It's true that Zhang Wei is a loser, but he is also a fighter in the world. He soon wakes up. The dead bald donkey has fallen into this situation. Five million, three lovers, etc. are now someone else's. It doesn't matter at all. No qualifications to show off.
Hui Hai was like a quacking duck whose neck was being strangled. Her face turned red and she couldn't say a word.
Zhang Wei's words immediately hit his weakness. Five million, three lovers, etc., ceased to exist when he was kicked out of Lingchan Temple.
"Women who are raised with money will always like money. If you have no money, they will naturally fall into the arms of others. Now imagine in your mind the scene of them in someone else's bed. Don't you feel something special in your heart? Hahahaha , in my opinion, you are just miserable."
Zhang Wei, who is never late to beat up a drowned dog, satirized Hui Hai mercilessly.
Hui Hai was originally an old fox who had been floating in the sea of people for many years. With the system in hand, he recovered faster than Zhang Wei.
"Hahaha, no matter how miserable I am, I am still better than you. I have tasted first-class food, lived in a luxurious house, ridden in a million-dollar luxury car, traveled around the world, and most importantly, as a A monk, I have slept with beautiful girls with big breasts and long legs, close to three figures. As for you, you are living in a pitiful rental house, eating cheap and unhygienic snacks, in addition to playing games, masturbating in front of movies, and consuming. What else have you done in your boring life!"
Zhang Wei's face turned blue and white, as if he had learned the magic of changing faces.
As a member of tens of millions of bachelors, his life is similar to what Hui Hai described.
But the loser cannot lose the battle, and Zhang Wei soon found a breakthrough.
"You have dark circles around your eyes, your lips are dark and inelastic, your nose is red, there are traces of acne, and your ears and face are slightly darker than normal. These signs indicate that you have kidney deficiency."
A man with a weak kidney has nothing to be proud of.
Zhang Wei made a look of contempt.
Hui Hai immediately retorted.
The two of them went back and forth without giving in to each other.
Chu Feng, who was standing aside, looked at the two adults speechlessly, using words as swords, you stab me, I'll stab you.
Interesting.
Interesting.
"You damn bald donkey, what kind of cow are you? If you end up in a field like this, you should lie down and eat vegetables."
Zhang Wei shouted.
"It would be better for me to end up like this than for you to live like a fool."
Huihai sneered.
"Come on, hurt each other"
Zhang Wei blushed and had a thick neck.
…
Twenty minutes later, Zhang Wei and Hui Hai were sitting on the ground panting on the left and right sides of the Buddhist hall.
Chu Feng, who was bored and playing with the black cat, stood up, looked at the two people who were still glaring at each other and said: "Both of you are adults, why should you be so vindictive as children."
Zhang Wei and Hui Hai snorted at the same time.
Chu Feng wants to say more.
Suddenly, a voice came from outside.
"My business has come to my door. If anyone causes trouble, I will fight to the death with him!"
After saying these harsh words, Hui Hai tidied up her appearance and walked out with graceful steps like a white goose.
"Pindao, let's go out and take a look."
Chu Feng left Zhang Wei behind, turned around and walked to the steps at the entrance of the Buddhist hall a few steps away.
"Two women and one man, such a messy marriage line"
Hui Hai whispered.
Chu Feng looked up and saw the two women and one man he had seen before.
"Hey, that's not the handsome Taoist priest I saw before."
It was an average-looking girl who spoke.
Girls who are not good-looking have particularly good eyesight when they see handsome guys.
The slightly slower man and her long, straight black girlfriend both looked surprised.
The two sides were walking in different directions. Normally, the two sides should be twenty or thirty miles apart now, but strangely they met here again.
"Taoist Master, we meet again"
The man said hello and showed his neat white teeth.
"Pindao is destined to meet a few people"
Chu Feng responded with a smile.
"Don't steal my business." Hui Hai muttered in a low voice. Without waiting for Chu Feng's response, he made a gesture and said seriously: "Amitabha, hello donors. This poor monk is the abbot here. His name is, um, Huiming. Who are you? Do you need any help?"
Chu Feng was speechless. This Hui Hai was worried that others would know his past, so he even changed his religious title.
"Excuse me, abbot, which Buddha or Bodhisattva is enshrined here?"
asked the average-looking girl.
Huihai was waiting for an answer when he suddenly forgot which Buddha or Bodhisattva was enshrined inside.
"System, it's not convenient for me to turn around now. Can you help me see which Buddha or Bodhisattva is enshrined inside?"
"have no idea."
If you don't take it this far, the system won't be able to stand it anymore.
"I'll fuck you Male Gobi" Hui Hai cursed in his heart.
"Abbott, what are you thinking about? Let me ask you which Buddha or Bodhisattva is enshrined here?"
The average-looking girl frowned.
As an unattractive person, she has a shortcoming common to many unattractive people, that is, she is a bit sensitive - the kind of sensitivity that cares about other people's attitudes.
When Hui Hai was worried, Chu Feng's voice sounded in his mind.
"Kasyapa Bodhisattva"
Hui Hai glanced at Chu Feng gratefully and clasped her hands solemnly and peacefully.
"The poor monk serves Kasyapa Bodhisattva"
"Kasyapa Bodhisattva, why does it sound so familiar?" The average-looking girl looked like she was about to think of it but couldn't.
"Journey to the West"
The man with a bright smile reminded him in a low voice.
"Yes, yes, in Journey to the West, the ordinary-looking girl who deceived Monk Tang and his disciples and gave him a wordless sutra was Kassapa." Suddenly he realized.
The peace on Hui Hai's face faded and turned into a serious one.
"Female donor, Journey to the West is just a popular version of the Ming Dynasty, and it is not the same thing as Kassapa Bodhisattva from my Buddhist sect."
"Sorry." The average-looking girl stuck out her tongue, but she was not cute at all.
Just as having sex is only for handsome guys, sticking out your tongue is only suitable for cute girls.
Hui Hai hummed and looked at the man who smiled brightly.
"There is a pink cyclone above your head, which is not dispersed. You may have good luck."
The man with a bright smile, his face darkened, and he said: "Abbott, I understand that you monks are looking for others to have sex with others, but you can't say anything."
Hui Hai sighed slightly and added: "Your peach blossom calamity also includes the calamity of death. Judging from your stagnant complexion, you must have some kind of terminal disease."
