"you"
Qiu Wen shouted, reaching out to grab Zhang Wei's shoulder. The speed is so fast that no one can stop it. If nothing unexpected happens, Zhang Wei is very likely to make the same mistake just now.
"Wait a minute"
Gao Yi casually stretched out his hand and easily blocked Qiu Wen's hand back.
"boss"
Qiu Wen pouted her rosy cherry lips. She was clearly trying to teach someone who disrespected the food of Xiaozhu, the God of Cookery, but the boss turned his elbow away.
Gao Yi didn't look at her and said to Zhang Wei calmly: "My egg fried rice has three flavors. The first is the fragrance, which can be smelled by everyone. The second is the stink, which can only be smelled when it is eaten in the mouth. , the third level is the real aroma of egg fried rice, which lingers in your intestines for seven days, leaving you with endless aftertaste.”
"Seven days around the intestines, endless aftertaste"
Suddenly, the look of disgust on Zhang Wei's face disappeared, replaced by a confused expression, as if he was in another world.
In fact, this is indeed the case. Zhang Wei uncontrollably fantasized about himself wearing a gauze and running on the beach. All the cells in his body seemed to be liberated at this moment.
It can be said that after so many years of living, Zhang Wei felt this relaxed from head to toe for the first time.
"wake up"
Suddenly, a slightly shrill voice forcibly brought Zhang Wei out of the illusion.
This is like a person who has not yet entered the sage time and is suddenly interrupted by someone, and feels unhappy from the bottom of his heart. It is not enough to vent his dissatisfaction without finding someone to give him a slap in the face.
"What are you doing, Baba?"
Zhang Wei clenched his fists and glared at Qiu Wen hatefully. If he hadn't been concerned about the opponent's power and ignorance of the importance, he would definitely take action.
"Who are you calling a bastard?"
Qiu Wen stretched out his slender, slippery hands, grabbed Zhang Wei's collar, and directly lifted Zhang Wei's not-so-thin body.
The contrast between a petite and wonderful person and a slightly fat adult man is very obvious. If people outside see this scene, they will be shocked and incredulous.
"Put me down"
Zhang Wei didn't panic too much. During this period, he kept encountering bizarre events, which made him accustomed to abnormal things.
"snort"
Qiu Wen casually tossed Zhang Wei out like a sandbag.
After all, he is an ordinary person, so Zhang Wei scolded his mother in pain.
"I still want to be beaten."
Like a powder keg that was about to explode, Qiu Wen moved over instantly and stepped on Zhang Wei's chest.
"Ah, no, no more scolding."
Thinking that he might be beaten to death if he pushed on harder, Zhang Wei gave up decisively.
"You know the truth"
Qiu Wen stopped and stepped aside.
Gao Yi, who had been watching, came over and tried to help Zhang Wei up, but was rejected by the latter.
"No, I'll get up by myself"
Zhang Wei slowly got up from the ground, leaned on the table and chair, and barely stood still.
"I am deeply sorry for what happened just now. I will pay you the medical expenses and mental loss later."
Gao Yi said apologetically.
Zhang Wei was just about to take the opportunity to blackmail the other party when he suddenly realized that all the pain in his body had disappeared. In an instant, Zhang Wei realized that this person was probably a well-established person, no worse than Xu Si before.
Worried about irritating the other party, Zhang Wei waved his hands in a pretentious manner: "It doesn't matter, I made mistakes too, I shouldn't curse others."
"How can this be done?" Gao Yi looked at Qiu Wen and said sternly: "You still haven't apologized to the guests."
Qiuwen didn't move or speak.
Zhang Wei, who was fully conscious, knew that this was not a place to stay for a long time, so he deliberately changed the subject and said: "Boss, your egg fried rice doesn't look like much, and it doesn't taste like much either. When I think about it, it's unique in the world. I admire you." .”
“This is triple egg fried rice”
Gao Yi responded with a smile, seemingly forgetting about asking Qiu Wen to apologize.
"Ahem, the meal has been eaten, so I won't disturb your birthday."
Zhang Wei took advantage of the situation and proposed to leave.
He always remembers the lesson he learned when he almost died at Zhang Ke and Xu Si's house last time. I don’t want to make the same mistakes again.
“This is just the beginning, please try the second dish”
Gao Yi turned around and entered the kitchen again.
Qiu Wen went outside.
Zhang Wei waited for a while and began to observe the surroundings. He soon discovered something unusual. There was only a layer of opaque glass, and there was no smell of oil smoke at all. This was completely incredible.
Bang...a sound of chopping vegetables came out.
For some reason, Zhang Wei felt as if the knife was cutting somewhere in his internal organs.
About fifteen minutes later, Gao Yi came out with a steaming plate of fried pork liver. The difference from before was that it was red in color and rich in sauce.
Zhang Wei just took a sip and his whole body became numb.
"What kind of liver is this? Just smelling it makes you feel like you're about to float."
"Bear Liver"
Gao Yi said half-jokingly.
"You really know how to joke"
Zhang Wei picked up the chopsticks, picked up a piece, and put it into his mouth. Suddenly, he had an idea and thought of a terrible thing, so he put the liver back.
"how?"
Gao Yi looked at Zhang Wei puzzled.
"My stomach feels a little uncomfortable, maybe I have gastroenteritis."
Zhang Wei held his stomach and frowned.
"If you take a bite, maybe it won't hurt anymore."
Gao Yi said with a smile.
Zhang Wei picked up a piece of liver again, brought it to his mouth, and then put it back.
"No, the pain is really unbearable."
The smile on Gao Yi's face disappeared little by little, as if he had lost his patience.
Zhang Wei felt bitter in his heart, picked up a piece of liver for the third time, put it to his mouth, and suddenly said with a strange expression: "Why does it smell bad?"
Gao Yi's reaction was even greater than Zhang Wei's, with a look of shock on his face.
"What did you say, you smelled a second smell?"
"It does stink, I won't lie to you."
It was originally a casual remark, but the effect was unexpected. Zhang Wei beat the snake and followed it with a stick.
"The system said that people who can directly smell the second smell are the ones who come to kill me. Now that you have come to the door, I won't hide it anymore, let's do it!"
Gao Yi's whole demeanor changed, and a cold murderous aura filled the whole house.
Zhang Wei is so confused!
"If you don't take action, are you waiting for me to take action first?"
Gao Yi moved his hand, and a boning knife less than a foot long appeared in his hand. The awe-inspiring coldness on it made people feel chilled.
"I think I need to explain!"
Zhang Wei was about to cry.
"Little brother, how do you know I'm here?"
Qiu Wen's joyful voice came from outside.
Gao Yi put down the boning knife in his hand and looked outside. A young Taoist priest who was as handsome and elegant as him was talking to Qiu Wen.
"Taoist Master, save me"
Zhang Wei let out a cry of surprise as he survived the disaster.
Creak, the door was pushed open. Chu Feng and Qiu Wen walked in side by side, like a pair of golden boys and girls.
"Zhang Wei, why are you back here!"
Chu Feng didn't expect Zhang Wei to be here. It seemed like every time something happened, this kid would be there.
"Taoist Master, he, he..."
Halfway through his words, Zhang Wei suddenly thought of a question. If Taoist Chu was not Gao Yi's opponent and broke up with him, he would be doomed.
"What's wrong?"
Chu Feng showed a searching gaze.
