Upon hearing this, Zhu Bajie quickly apologized, saying that he didn't mean what he said to his husband. He looked nervous, like a rookie.
"Forget it, I don't know you the same way."
Gao Cuilan sneered.
"Thank you ma'am for your understanding."
Zhu Bajie happily continued to walk forward.
As night fell, the fog in the mountains was heavy, and the roars of tigers and wolves could be heard from time to time. Gao Cuilan, a lady who never left the house, was naturally frightened and asked to go back.
"Madam, don't worry. I don't have the ability to take care of my husband, but I'm more than capable of dealing with the wolves, tigers and leopards in the mountains."
Zhu Bajie said very confidently.
Nonsense, he was a former Tianpeng Marshal. Although he was demoted to the mortal world and became a monster, he still firmly remembered the immortal technique "Dapin Tianxian Jue" that he had practiced in the past. Over the years, he had practiced diligently. It's not as good as in the previous life, there was no one who could cover him within a few hundred miles.
For example, the second sister Egg of Yunzhan Cave in Fuling Mountain can be said to be the dominant tyrant of the Uzbeg Kingdom, but she relied on her cultivation to put the pig in the hen's nest.
But I don’t know if Lao Zhu’s needs were too great in some aspect. Second Sister Egg only married Lao Zhu for one year and then died. The old pig who had been harmed had no choice but to go down the mountain and look for her again. By chance, when he saw half of Gao Cuilan's face, the old pig swore that he would not marry her unless she was Gao Cuilan, which led to all these troubles.
"Well, madam, you seem to be heavier again!"
Zhu Bajie said doubtfully as he walked through the fog.
"It's probably because the fog was too heavy and my clothes got wet, Ah Sneeze!"
Before Gao Cuilan could finish explaining, she sneezed.
Zhu Bajie, who loved his wife dearly, was distracted again and expressed concern about Gao Cuilan's health.
After walking a short distance and passing through a low bush, Gao Cuilan was getting heavier and heavier, weighing at least 150 pounds. Although Zhu Bajie loved his wife as much as her life, she was not a fool.
"Cuilan, you"
Gao Cuilan also happened to remember something, and said with a sigh: "Husband, there is something I forgot to tell you. Before you broke into the show building, a female crown came in and cast a spell on me, saying it was a jack. , it will make my body heavier and heavier.”
"Nv Guan, I saw her at the door, but I didn't see her after that. Why did she cast a spell on you."
Zhu Bajie had doubts in his mind about the beautiful face of Tiger Erniang.
“I don’t even know”
Gao Cuilan's voice was very low.
"All right"
Zhu Bajie put down his doubts.
During the following journey, Gao Cuilan became heavier and heavier, saying it was a thousand kilograms. As a result, the weight increased to several thousand kilograms, tens of thousands kilograms, and hundreds of thousands kilograms. Gradually, Zhu Bajie couldn't bear it anymore and was panting like an ox.
"Hoo ho, madam, you, you are too heavy for my husband to carry!"
Gao Cuilan raised her hand and pointed forward, asking.
"Hold on a little longer. Is that the cave that emits light on the mountain in front?"
Zhu Bajie looked up and saw that he was really almost there, so he gritted his teeth and continued walking forward. Halfway through, his steps became heavier and heavier, like carrying a mountain on his back.
"Mother, madam, I really can't do it anymore for my husband!"
Gao Cuilan feigned anger and said, "If you can't carry it, I won't marry you."
Zhu Bajie, who loved his wife like a slave, endured extreme fatigue and continued to walk forward, and finally entered the cave at the moment when he was about to faint.
It has to be said that a lot of thought was put into the layout inside. Inside the cave, there is an open area, which is decorated like a palace. There are all kinds of precious furniture, gold and silver utensils, all kinds of brocade silks and satins, all kinds of jade beds, and musical instruments piled in the middle. The pearl treasure exudes a strange brilliance and is very beautiful. I don’t know why I thought it was a royal treasure house.
Zhu Bajie fainted and lay on the ground. It took almost two hours for him to wake up. When he woke up, he immediately thought of Gao Cuilan and said quickly: "Madam"
"I am here"
On the jade bed not far away, a graceful figure wearing only single clothes looked extremely charming under the light of pearls.
This is simply a tender and delicious little sheep, waiting for the big bad wolf.
Zhu Bajie's breathing became rapid. Regardless of the fatigue all over his body, he took off his clothes and walked over excitedly.
That graceful back slowly turned around, and her profile was perfect.
"you!"
Zhu Bajie's eyes almost fell out.
"Surprise, surprise or not, unexpected or not, happy or not!"
Ruhua, who was wearing single clothes, turned around with the gesture of buttoning her nose.
"Ouch, oh my god, there's a monster!"
The thing underneath Zhu Bajie, who had already stripped naked, suddenly shrank, and he jumped three feet high, and rushed out as if running for his life.
But he didn't expect that there was a booger-like Ruhua standing at the door.
"Husband, everyone is waiting in a hurry!"
"Monster, monster..."
Zhu Bajie directly smashed through the wall on one side of the cave, broke out, and fled in the mountains. But no matter where he went, there would be a Ruhua waiting for him, calling him husband, saying that he wanted her very much.
That night, Zhu Bajie was frightened continuously, causing huge psychological trauma, so that the thing could no longer be used.
I don't know when it dawned, but the fog in the mountains had not dissipated. Zhu Bajie, with only his lower body wrapped in a piece of rag, huddled in the grass and shivered.
Hundreds of Ruhua surrounded him, calling Zhu Bajie to come out. With a slight cough out of thin air, hundreds of Ruhua turned into crickets and scattered in all directions.
It turns out that Gao Cuilan and Ruhua this night were all transformed into crickets. Needless to say, it was caused by someone. The effect was pretty good. At this moment, Marshal Tianpeng's nerves almost collapsed.
"Canopy, canopy..."
An ethereal voice, misty and helpless, seemed to come from the sky, and seemed to be in the ear.
"Chang'e, Chang'e, it's Chang'e's voice!"
Zhu Bajie climbed out of the grass stiffly and saw a hazy and dreamy back. It was not the back of Chang'e in the past. He had been peeking at it for thousands of years, and it was too familiar.
"Chang...Chang'e"
Zhu Bajie shouted out Chang'e's name with difficulty, and his mind suddenly became clear.
"Surprise, surprise or not, unexpected or not, happy or not!"
Ruhua turned around with a snot-picking gesture.
"puff……"
Zhu Bajie spurted out a mouthful of blood and fell straight down.
Ruhua was stunned for a while, lowered her head and spit on the ground, turned into a cricket and disappeared into the grass.
Soon, Chu Feng, who was wearing a dark yellow Taoist robe, walked over with light steps. He looked at the immortal Zhu Bajie and sighed softly.
"Caught another one"
…
In a large forest three hundred miles away from Gao Laozhuang, a female crown wearing a dark yellow robe sat cross-legged with a peaceful expression.
At the root of a tree not far away, a charming bride was soundly asleep, her high chest rising and falling due to her breathing.
Suddenly, a few steps away, there was a sound of breaking branches.
The crown and the bride opened their eyes at the same time.
"Guanzhu, how are you?"
The one who spoke was naturally Tiger Erniang.
"The pig demon was so frightened that he might not be able to recover when Xuanzang comes."
Chu Feng said calmly.
