Oops, my true colors are about to be revealed!
Zhu Bajie was horrified and quickly reached out to cover his left ear. Unexpectedly, his right ear also showed its original shape, with hard black hairs standing on end.
Unfortunately, the people at the same table noticed the groom's actions. At first glance, everyone thought he was drunk and hallucinating.
They all rubbed their eyes and looked at each other. First, one of the guests screamed like a pig being slaughtered.
"There are monsters"
This sound is like an infectious disease, spreading rapidly, one, two... ten, a hundred.
"Monster, run quickly, the groom is a monster!"
"Oh my God, that monster has a pig nose and is actually a pig monster!"
"Mother, mother, I want to go home, wuwuwu..."
Adults and children were so frightened that they ran around, accidentally bumped into the table, or were stepped on, and screamed in fright. Some saw someone blocking the road and knocked them away. As a result, they got into a fight.
Due to an accident, the guests vividly displayed the appearance of all living beings.
Chu Feng had already retreated aside with Hu Erniang.
"Lingyun, take the bride with you and wait for me in the big woods three hundred miles southeast."
"good"
The figure of Tiger Erniang disappeared in a flash.
Chu Feng glanced around, found a corner table, took out a jug of good wine from Qiankun in his sleeves, and drank it leisurely.
During this period, Zhu Bajie, whose pig head and belly were completely exposed, went crazy with alcohol, chasing those who called him a monster, and ran around Gaojiazhuang. He won't give up until he forces people to admit that he is not a monster.
I don't know how long it took, but the disheveled Zhu Bajie came back angrily. Looking at the empty banquet hall, he sighed heavily, sat down on the ground, and became stunned.
Finally, as if he suddenly remembered something important, Zhu Bajie jumped up and went straight to the depths of Gaojiazhuang, where there were flowers. Beyond the pavilion, a very beautifully built show building was in sight.
"Madam, madam..."
At this point, Zhu Bajie didn't care about anything surprising. He just wanted to take Gao Cuilan away, jumped up to the second floor, and broke in through the window.
Just in time, I saw the bride with a phoenix crown and a beautiful dress sitting there, waiting for her groom.
"Lady"
Zhu Bajie lifted up the red hijab with trembling hands. The cheeks that could be blown away, the alluring red lips, the enchanting willow eyebrows, the amorous eyes, and the gentleness of lowering his head made Zhu Bajie stunned.
"Madam, I, I..."
The tongue in Zhu Bajie's mouth was tied and he couldn't speak complete words.
The bride, Gao Cuilan, raised her head gently and was startled when she saw a pig's face. Her eyes were full of fear and her body was shaking violently.
The lady is not exempt from the vulgarity. Zhu Bajie's face darkened and he felt bald and useless.
"Husband, you, why are you like this? You must have some strange disease!"
Gao Cuilan's voice was trembling, but there was a hint of concern.
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he had an idea and decided to tell a white lie.
"Madam, three days ago, I was chasing bandits and passed through the wild boar forest. I was bitten by a pig monster. As long as I drink alcohol, the monster's poison will take effect. I am not a monster, really."
"real?"
Gao Cuilan's beautiful eyes opened wide and she looked at Zhu Bajie in disbelief.
When Zhu Bajie saw that there was a door, he reached out and touched his nose, ears, etc. a few times. The pig's face disappeared at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Ah, husband, what you said is true, you have returned to normal."
Gao Cuilan's face flashed with joy, her eyes caught sight of Bajie's big belly, she pointed her slender jade hand, and giggled.
Zhu Bajie looked down and saw that his belly had not returned to normal, like a pregnant woman, so he stretched out his hand and patted it, and his belly returned to normal.
"Madam, me"
Gao Cuilan raised her head and stared at Zhu Bajie with her beautiful eyes for a long time before saying, "Husband, tell the truth, there was a faint noise in the front yard just now. Did you turn into a pig face in front of the guests and scare them?"
"Um"
Zhu Bajie nodded dullly, this was a big deal. If he had known it would happen, he would have refused to drink. One of his smart men suggested changing the wine to water before the banquet started. He refused. If he had known this would happen, he would have accepted it.
Hearing this, Gao Cuilan sighed softly and bit her delicate thin lips, as if she had made a big decision.
"Husband, everyone here treats you as a monster. You can't stay here any longer. Why don't you take me away?"
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he was ecstatic. He had done so much just to deceive the beauty. Since the beauty took the initiative to follow him, there was no reason for him not to agree, but as a son-in-law, he could not forget the two elders.
"What should we do, parents?"
Gao Cuilan lowered her head and spoke softly.
"We have worshiped heaven and earth. We are a legitimate couple. From now on, we will naturally be together in life and death. Mom and dad, on the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month, bring gifts and come back to see us. That's all."
Zhu Bajie was so happy to hear that his wife was so considerate for him that he reached out to hug her.
"slow"
Gao Cuilan reached out and slapped Zhu Bajie's hand away, her face becoming serious.
"Well, it's because my husband is being abrupt."
Zhu Bajie took back his hand and apologized repeatedly.
Gao Cuilan pointed at it with an angry tone.
"Turn around"
Zhu Bajie responded, turning around and bending over happily.
Gao Cuilan got directly on Zhu Bajie's back.
"Let's go"
"Madam, let's go!"
Zhu Bajie carried Gao Cuilan on his back and went downstairs with excitement on his face.
There was wind under my feet, and I took a few steps to reach the front yard. By chance, I met the Grand Duke of the Gao family holding an iron rod.
"Pig demon, put my daughter down"
Zhu Bajie was stunned for a moment, lowered his attitude, and said in a low voice: "Dad, Cuilan and I are sincere, please help us!"
Despite his age, Grand Duke Gao was quite powerful when holding an iron rod.
"Hey, you pig monster, you have no right to call me daddy. My daughter is a fairy-like figure. How could she fall in love with you? You are such a shameless thing. Either put my daughter down or step over my body."
"Daddy"
With a soft voice, Gao Cuilan's head popped out.
"My poor daughter, daddy will definitely save you."
Grand Duke Gao tightened his grip on the iron rod with a determined look on his face.
"Dad, my daughter and Zhu Lang really love each other!"
Gao Cuilan's eyes were filled with tears and her voice was soft.
"What!"
Grand Duke Gao also had tears in his eyes. Could it be that his daughter had lost her mind and wanted to marry a pig.
"Dad, let's go"
Zhu Bajie took advantage of Gao Taigong not paying attention and disappeared with a hiss.
"Come back, come back..."
Gao Taigong chased him to the door, jumping and shouting.
…
The rugged mountain road was covered with branches and vines. In order not to reveal his identity, Zhu Bajie walked very slowly on the mountain road.
"Madam, why are you heavier than you look?"
Zhu Bajie suddenly asked.
"I was hungry just now and ate some more pastries. Why, you are now disgusting with me!"
Gao Cuilan's tone was very aggrieved.
