Chu Feng coughed dryly and walked away gracefully. To put it more simply, I came here a long time ago, did some things, and left again.
Back at Nilv (Inn), Chu Feng rested for the night like an ordinary person. In fact, life does not have to be too tight or too restrictive. If you can be free, just be free. This is Chu Feng's recent experience.
When he got up the next day, Chu Feng learned from Hu Erniang that Xuanzang and Sun Wukong did not stop in the small town of Tianshuiwei. The reason was that there were no Buddhist temples in the town, and the few ancient temples of foreign races were very repulsive to foreigners. .
The ordinary residents in the town are mainly engaged in business and are mercenary. They like money and women. They are not interested or willing to take in the monk and the monkey demon he brought (Sun Wukong killed the monkey charmer, which shocked the locals too much). bigger).
According to Hu Erniang, when he left town, Xuanzang often complained about Wukong and seemed not to want to live in the wilderness. This was in line with his mother-in-law and troubled character, and Chu Feng was not surprised.
Since Xuanzang was an ordinary person and could not walk very fast, Chu Feng and Hu Erniang easily caught up with him on their horses.
The two sides saw each other in the wilderness, or the Gobi Desert.
The endless Gobi Desert is rendered very magnificent by the red sun rising from the east.
Originally, Xuanzang, who had been feeding mosquitoes all night, was in a good mood when he saw this scene. Chu Feng, the clinker, caught up with him, and the good mood he had finally cultivated disappeared without a trace.
"Oh, isn't this the Buddha who sat down with the Thirteen Taibao Jin Chanzi? What a coincidence, we meet again! Did you sleep well this night? Forgot, it's summer now, there are more mosquitoes outside."
After a good sleep, Chu Feng, who had regained his "spirit", came to harass Master Xuanzang, the good boy of Buddhism.
"snort"
I don't know why, but Xuanzang couldn't calm down when he heard Chu Feng speak. He didn't know where the cultivation of the eminent monks in the past had gone.
"Speaking of which, your previous life, Jin Chanzi, was also pitiful. It is said that meat can make people immortal. Buddhists cannot avoid three disasters and nine disasters because they cannot eat peaches, so they can only eat you. It is said that when they eat you, you are still alive. You have to be willing, and you can't be scared. Once you are scared, the effect of the medicine will be gone. Unfortunately, you spent your first ten lives voluntarily being shared."
Chu Feng spoke seriously about catching wind and shadow.
"You...you're talking nonsense!"
Xuanzang tightened his grip on the reins and looked very ugly. Although this thing didn't sound true, it was too perceptive.
Sun Wukong, who was walking with a golden hoop on his back, said thoughtfully: "I, Sun Tingshi, uh, an expert said that the so-called Immortal Magic in the Three Realms is not eternal life. When I was forty-two years old, I was seduced by Lord Yama. I destroyed the book of life and death and was able to return to the earth. Later, in heaven, I heard someone say that if you want to extend your life, you must either eat flat peaches or ginseng fruits. I have also heard about eating the meat of golden cicada, but I don’t know if it is true or not.”
After saying that, Sun Wukong looked at Tang Seng with a strange look. The real master was right in front of him. Whether it was real or fake, you would know after trying it.
"Wukong, you, you..."
Xuanzang was so frightened by Sun Wukong that he subconsciously held the rosary, ready to recite the tightening curse at any time.
"If I want to eat you, there are a hundred ways to prevent you from reciting the tightening curse!"
Sun Wukong said coldly upon seeing this, he looked completely different from when he was first rescued.
"you"
Xuanzang almost fainted with anger. This rebellious hozen actually spoke to him in such a tone. It was so presumptuous.
"Jin Chanzi, uh, no, Brother Yudi, recite the incantation. Let's see who moves faster between the two of you."
Chu Feng was fanning the flames on the side, as if he was afraid that the world would not be in chaos.
Tiger Erniang, who was riding a horse at the side, looked at Chu Feng stupidly. It turned out that the viewer still had this side.
"you"
Xuanzang said "you" more times in the past two days than in the previous twenty years combined.
In the past few days, the neurasthenic Sun Wukong who was tortured by the tight curse seemed to take it seriously. He looked at Xuanzang warily, ready to activate the immobilization technique at any time, or directly knock Xuanzang out. It is too easy for a monkey with extraordinary cultivation to deal with a mortal who has no strength to restrain a chicken.
Xuanzang seemed to understand this, and for the first time he did not dare to recite the Curse.
"Sister Guanyin, this trick of yours doesn't work, wuwuwu..."
Chu Feng imitated Xuanzang's voice, which was very funny.
Tiger Erniang couldn't hold it in any longer and burst into laughter.
Xuanzang's expression was very ugly. He clenched his fists tightly, but after a while, he loosened them.
Seeing that Xuanzang was timid again, Chu Feng was a little disappointed. He turned to Sun Wukong and said in a polite tone: "Brother Wukong, you are tired from walking. Are you interested in having a drink with Pindao?"
"drink wine"
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up. When he was free in the past, his favorite things were drinking wine and eating peaches.
Chu Feng casually placed two futons and a two-foot-square table on the ground. In addition to two bottles of wine, wine glasses, and two pairs of chopsticks, there were also some side dishes, peanuts, elbows, salted duck, white-cut chicken, and several plates of chili. Oil, garlic, and vinegar are very eye-catching.
Sun Wukong had never seen chili peppers before, so he walked over, crouched down, dipped his finger into the chili oil, tasted it, and was immediately shaken by the spicy heat.
"Hahaha, this thing is called chili oil. It is used for seasoning. You need to take the white chopped chicken and dip it in a little. It tastes very good."
Chu Feng said, picked up the chopsticks and started eating by himself.
Sun Wukong had learned how to use chopsticks a long time ago, so he picked up the chopsticks, picked up some white chopped chicken, dipped it in chili oil, and ate it in his mouth. His eyes gleamed. It was probably the first time he had eaten something so delicious.
Xuanzang, who was riding a horse on the side, saw this scene, clasped his hands and shook his head repeatedly.
"Sin, sin..."
Sun Wukong ignored him at all, picked up the wine glass, and drank with Chu Feng, like two old friends. Sun Wukong was like this. When he was in heaven, he would call others brothers when he picked up the wine glass.
"Taoist Priest, thank you for your hospitality, please"
"You're welcome, please"
The two of them went back and forth, drinking wine and eating meat.
Xuanzang couldn't stand it any longer and scolded: "Master Taoist, you are a monk after all. How can you not avoid eating meat and vegetables? You still look like a monk. And you, Wukong, if you don't stop, you will have to recite the tightening curse as a teacher." ”
Sun Wukong was drinking happily when he saw Xuanzang coming out to disturb the situation again. He was very unhappy. He stared at Xuanzang with a pair of monkey eyes, as if to say, let's see who is faster, you or me.
Xuanzang glared angrily at Chu Feng next to him. It was this Taoist priest who had led the good Wukong into trouble.
Chu Feng coughed a few times, held a piece of chicken, and said seriously to Xuanzang: "I have a moral truth in my heart. It's okay to eat it. You want to eat it in your heart, but you say you won't eat it. That's all."
Such a Zen-like sentence made Xuanzang fall into deep thought.
"Come on, keep eating, keep drinking, who will wake up first from the big dream? I know myself in my life, good poetry, good poetry!"
Chu Feng continued to eat and drink with Sun Wukong.
