207. Ye Fan is fucking pregnant

Style: Science Author: General Ying YangWords: 2270Update Time: 24/01/12 20:22:02
"Although you have only been out of college for three years, you have already achieved a successful career and will have a happy family in the future. You have two children, a boy and a girl."

Chu Feng ignored the middle-aged man and started talking to himself.

"The Taoist priest is still listening to what he said, unlike someone else."

Ye Fan's mother smiled and gave the middle-aged man a sideways glance. After all, no one wanted to hear unlucky words at night, and it was when her son was about to go away.

The middle-aged man selling drinks made a few hey noises, glanced at Chu Feng with slight disdain, said nothing, and silently put away the things on the table.

Ye Fan was very happy to see his mother, and in order to please her, he walked up to Chu Feng, took out two hundred-dollar bills, and said calmly: "Since you can tell fortunes, tell fortunes for my mother and father."

Chu Feng nodded with a smile and stared at Ye Fan's mother and Ye Fan's father for a while. Suddenly, he held his hands in front of him with a smile on his face.

"Congratulations to both of you on the birth of your son."

Ye Fan suddenly changed his expression. He was already twenty-six years old. His parents were nearly fifty years old. How could he have a son? This young Taoist priest was obviously talking nonsense.

The middle-aged man selling drinks beside him also sneered, showing a look of disdain.

"That's nonsense. Why can't I tell that this woman is pregnant? You're talking nonsense, but you have to have some basis for it."

As soon as she finished speaking, Ye Fan's mother actually bent over and retched.

"Mom, what's wrong with you?"

"Fuck Xiaofan"

Ye Fan and his son, one on the left and the other on the right, looked nervous and weird.

"Hell, this, this is impossible, the twins are almost two months old!"

The middle-aged man selling drinks shot a tiny point of light from between his eyebrows and scanned Ye Fan's mother's abdomen. He found two placentas and was so frightened that he screamed.

"Twins, this"

"Go to the hospital immediately"

Ye Fan and his son supported Ye Fan's mother and walked out of the square. During this period, Ye Fan turned back and glanced at Chu Feng with a strong suspicion in his eyes.

"Ye Fan, when you leave, you will have two younger brothers to accompany you. Your parents will not be sad and depressed because of the white-haired one giving away the black-haired one. On the contrary, they will be extremely annoyed by the two sons."

Chu Feng said in his heart, the smile on his face was very sunny. Giving two younger brothers to the future Emperor Ye Tian, ​​I wonder what the world of Zhetian will develop into.

That's right, just now, Chu Feng used the Zimu Eye again and sent the Zimu River water into Ye Fan's mother.

After finishing what needed to be done, Chu Feng got up, tidied up, and walked outside. As soon as he walked into a small forest, there was a sound of slight footsteps behind him. No need to guess, you know who it is.

"Seller of drinking wine, why are you following Pindao?"

The middle-aged man stepped forward, cupped his hands, and smiled.

"My humble servant, Huang Huifeng, is ignorant of Mount Tai. He has seen the masters. I offended you a lot just now. Please forgive me."

"Once Upon a Time, cough cough"

Chu Feng didn't expect the middle-aged man's name to be so loud.

"It's not Huang Feihong, it's Huang Huifeng. This is my business card."

Chu Feng took it and took a look, it was really amazing, drilling holes in mud, upgrading jailbreak, secret recipe for bruises, massage and bone setting, mobile phone film, tutoring and housekeeping, mathematics and English, cleaning, identifying antiques, piano level 10, violin proficiency, judo and taekwondo …

Huang Huifeng explained with an embarrassed look.

"Ahem, there are so many skills in traveling in the world that it is not overwhelming. I just filled in the last few. In fact, I don't know English. It's too difficult to learn as a ghost. I don't know the piano or the violin. As for musical instruments, I can't do the guqin. I understand a little bit."

When Chu Feng heard this, there was a flash of light in his hand, and there was an extra guqin, which was the rarely used Yaoliang guqin.

Huang Huifeng's eyes lit up, he stretched out his hand and touched the beam a few times, clicking his tongue, obviously knowing that the beam was extraordinary.

"Play it for the poor Taoist to listen to"

Chu Feng said with a smile.

Huang Huifeng took the winding beam, sat down, and played it a few times, but it was very average.

"You said you understood, what the hell are you playing!"

Chu Feng thought he would meet someone who knew music and had nothing to do to listen, but he didn't expect that he was a big talker.

"When I say I understand a little bit, I'm not being modest. It really means I understand a little bit."

Huang Huifeng looked embarrassed.

“It’s really not telling the truth”

Chu Feng grabbed the beam and walked away, disappearing after a few steps.

"Master, don't leave"

Huang Huifeng hurriedly chased after him.

At 8:30 in the evening, in an old express hotel called "Small Town Stories", it was brightly lit, and a very beautiful young woman was sitting in front of the TV, watching TV series.

A young Taoist priest walked in. It was none other than our Taoist Master Chu. He had lived in the mountains for a long time and wanted to change his taste and stay in a fast hotel.

"Boss, get a room"

The female boss looked up and saw a Taoist priest wearing a half-worn Taoist robe. She was stunned for a moment, and then said with a strange expression: "Fifty yuan, one night, cash, or credit card."

After saying that, the female boss wanted to slap herself. How could a Taoist priest know how to swipe a card?

"cash"

Chu Feng took out a piece of cash given by Ye Fan, along with a real-world ID card, and placed it on the table.

The female boss took out a book to register, took out a key, and slapped it on the table.

"201"

Chu Feng took the key and walked upstairs.

Find the door, turn on the light, and see the bathroom to the right of the door, a computer to the front, and a large bed with two pillows to the right.

After taking off his Taoist robe, Chu Feng went to take a shower.

I changed into the clothes provided by the hotel, sat cross-legged on the bed, and began to exercise. After about fifteen minutes, I heard voices coming from downstairs.

Chu Feng released his spiritual consciousness and took a look. What a coincidence, it was Huang Huifeng. He didn't expect that this guy also lived here.

"Miss Fu, how is business today?"

Huang Huifeng, leaning on the table at the front desk, blew out a puff of smoke and spoke with a coquettish look on his face.

"I hate it. I've already told you that my surname is Hu."

The beautiful woman rolled her eyes at Huang Huifeng, and her chest rose and fell. It was obvious that the two of them were very familiar with each other.

"I know, your surname is Fu, from Hujian"

Huang Huifeng took a puff of cigarette and blew it out with a calm look on his face.

The beautiful woman touched her forehead speechlessly and changed the topic.

"By the way, a Taoist priest came just now."

Upon hearing this, Huang Huifeng threw the cigarette butt in his hand on the ground, and with a gust of wind, he went upstairs and appeared at Chu Feng's door.

"Master, are you asleep?"

Whoa, the door opened automatically, and a slipper flew out and hit Huang Huifeng on the head. With a plop, Huang Huifeng fainted and fell to the ground.

With a bang, the door closed automatically.

In the room, Chu Feng and the system were talking.

"System, what are you talking about? You want to give me the Tao Body. What is the use of the Tao Body?"

"Host, this world is too dangerous. According to analysis, the destructive power of your cultivation in this world is equivalent to that of a saint or a saint king. There are many people who can kill you. In order to avoid accidents, I have prepared a skill for you. Called Aolaihou, it can be used once a day, which is equivalent to the emperor's full blow, but it requires a powerful physical body. The Taoist body I prepared for you is a powerful Taoist physical body, comparable to the Buddha's body. Specific reference objects , is the open state of Tang Monk's physical body, which can be understood as Jin Chanzi's physical body."

"The body of golden cicada"

A strange look appeared on Chu Feng's face. According to the urine properties of the system, there might be something fishy next.