26. Can I sleep with an immortal?

Style: Science Author: General Ying YangWords: 2161Update Time: 24/01/12 20:22:02
Lu Bu's expression was a bit confused, as if he didn't quite understand the rather trendy word "thought".

Chu Feng, who had some language proficiency, reacted, raised his eyebrows slightly, and said.

"The terms used by immortals and ordinary people are different. You can understand the thoughts mentioned by Pindao as doctrines, such as Dong Zhongshu's induction of heaven and man, and Confucius's benevolent people love people."

Dong Zhongshu and Confucius were two great scholars who were famous in the annals of history. They once served as the chief administrator of Bingzhou. Lu Bu, who had a certain literary background, naturally knew them. He nodded immediately to show that he roughly understood the meaning of the thoughts.

Chu Feng looked around at General Cao Jun and Guo Jia who had looked over at some point, and said calmly.

"Pindao's thoughts are: don't fight, kill with caution, and respect the people. In other words, it is to stop wars, reduce killings, care for the people, and make them live and work in peace and contentment."

After saying that, Chu Feng's eyes glanced over everyone's face and found that Lu Bu was stunned, showing no emotion or anger. Cao Jun's generals looked shocked, but Guo Jia's eyes were shining brightly. Except for Guo Jia's reaction, Chu Feng was not surprised by the reactions of others. After all, stopping the war was equivalent to stopping them, and they all knew that he had this ability.

There was a brief moment of calm at the scene. After a while, the wild duck in Lu Bu's hand fell on the fire path, sparking a ball of flame. Only then did Lu Bu come back to his senses. He glanced at Chu Feng and moved his lips, but said nothing. He said, if it were in the past, Lu Bu would probably say, Immortal Chief, don't you plan to help Bu unify the world? With such a disappointed tone, Lu Bu's whole person has changed since he took the Heart-Cleaning Pill. His mind is clear, and he can He said that he was almost a different person. Even if he had emotions, he would not express them immediately. Instead, he would just follow Chu Feng.

"The Immortal is compassionate and compassionate, and has great wisdom, Bu. I am very willing to learn from the Immortal's thoughts."

Lu Bu put down the roast duck, cupped his hands, and said something against his will with a respectful expression.

Chu Feng nodded and smiled and continued roasting the wild duck. Due to the interruption, the weather was cold and the wild duck was a little cold. Chu Feng took out the small five-fire seven-bird fan and waved it a few times to increase the firepower. After a while, there was a burning smell from the Wild ducks float out.

The living conditions in the wild were difficult, so it was good to eat some. Therefore, Chu Feng was not picky. When the wild duck was almost roasted, he directly tore the wild duck in half with his hands, and ate it as it was, and actually ate a handful of oil. Wild ducks are really big.

After the meal, thousands of people were stationed on the spot and set up countless tents by the lake. As night fell, under the quiet moonlight, countless white tents were dotted in dots, like luminous pearls dotting the lakeside, which was really beautiful.

The tent where Chu Feng was located was closest to the lake. Chu Feng felt the wind blowing from the lake the most. He couldn't feel the warmth in the tent. Chu Feng decided to go out for a walk, but as soon as he opened the curtain, he saw the coolness. Under the watery moonlight, a graceful figure walked in this direction, still holding the quilt in his hand.

Chu Feng's heart moved. Could it be that Guo Jia wanted to find Pindao to keep him warm? Did Pindao agree or not?

While Chu Feng was hesitating, Guo Jia still came closer, holding the quilt with both hands, looking very respectful.

"Jia, I saw that the wind here is very windy, so I sent you a bedding to express my feelings."

When Chu Feng heard this, he knew that his thinking was wrong. He reached out to take the quilt and was about to say a few words of thanks when another figure appeared under the cool moonlight, walking towards this side. Who was it if it wasn't Lu Bu? And he was holding a bedding in his hands, so he was probably here to give away the bedding.

Just as he was thinking about it, Lu Bu came closer, with a tentative expression on his face, and spoke cautiously.

"Bu, can I sleep with the immortal?"

Chu Feng almost vomited blood. He never expected that the person who came to him to warm himself was Lu Bu. If Guo Jia, who looked like a beautiful woman, said that he would be pretentious and there was no one around, he might have agreed to it while enduring his nausea. Lu Bu was a rough guy. , sleeping with yourself, what is this?

In fact, Chu Feng thought too much. Ancient people often slept together to show their good relationship. For example, Liu Guan and Zhang, the best friends of the Three Kingdoms, slept together for more than ten years.

Seeing that Chu Feng remained silent, Lu Bu thought it was acquiescence according to his usual thinking. Just as he was about to go in, he caught sight of Guo Jia's moving figure from the corner of his eye. He couldn't help but feel bad taste. He walked over and grabbed Guo Jia's little hand. .

"Fengxiao is a rare wise man in the world. Bu has always admired him. How about sleeping with the immortal together?"

"What, how is this possible? Jia is a girl now!"

Guo Jia struggled hard, but couldn't get rid of him! Lu Bu forcefully dragged him into the tent.

Chu Feng was left alone standing outside, with the cold wind blowing, his face ruined and silent.

"Host, if you don't go in yet, today you can sleep with the bravest and smartest men in the late Han Dynasty, uh, women."

When Chu Feng heard this, 100 million idiots rushed through his heart. Pindao is a straight man and will never sleep with a man.

At this time, Lu Bu's voice came from the tent.

"Chang Immortal, Bu sleeps outside, Fengxiao sleeps inside, and you sleep in the middle, how about it?"

When Chu Feng heard this, he thought of a foreign food, a sandwich, and the domestic delicacy he had eaten before, Roujiamo.

"Immortal?"

This time it was Guo Jia who shouted, and because it was a woman's voice, it was a bit delicate.

A chill ran down Chu Feng's spine. Sister, do you want your voice to be so crisp? After hesitating for a while, Chu Feng opened the curtain and walked in. What he saw was two people, one large and one small, crowded on the small bed. If he went up, he would definitely be treated to meat buns and sandwiches.

At the moment, without going over, I randomly found a topic.

"Don't you have any doubts about the poor Taoist's thoughts during the day?"

Lu Bu simply shook his head.

"No, Bu will never question the Immortal!"

Chu Feng was speechless. Do you want to be so obedient? You have no idea whether you are taking the Qingxin Pill or the Puppet Pill.

When Chu Feng was about to find the next topic, Guo Jia, who had not taken the Qingxin Pill, turned his attractive figure sideways, supported his head with his lotus arms, and asked softly.

"During the day, Jia listened to the Immortal Chief saying, "If you don't fight, kill with caution and respect the people." He was quite confused. In today's world, everyone among the princes has selfish motives and wants to prevent war. Unless all the princes in the world are killed, But the Immortal Chief also said to kill with caution, which seems a little unclear, please tell me the Immortal Chief!"

Chu Feng's favorable impression of Guo Jia immediately increased, and he immediately talked about it.

"There is no conflict between non-war and careful killing. Even if the princes do not listen to Pindao, Pindao will not kill at will. Pindao will hold a symposium from time to time, no, it is a sermon, to use words to influence the stupid princes. If it doesn't work once, just do it twice. If it doesn't work twice, do it a hundred times, a thousand times. Over the next thirty to fifty years, the princes will always be influenced by the poor Taoist, and maybe they will devoutly convert to Taoism."

This is okay. Guo Jia was dumbfounded and couldn't help but open his mouth half-open.

Lu Bu's reaction was not much better. He was frightened by Chu Feng's perseverance. He was secretly glad that he didn't say nonsense, otherwise tonight, no, he would be the first to be reformed in the next thirty to fifty years. The thought of listening to The immortal had been talking about his thoughts tirelessly for decades, and Lu Bu got angry for no reason.

After a while, Lu Bu said weakly.

"Xian Chang, the quilt is warm!"