Marvel World, in a town in New Mexico.
"Mr. Stark, why are you here?" Colson asked with a frown as he looked at Tony who was eating a specialty burger in a restaurant.
Since the hammer was found falling on the desert the day before yesterday, the nearby area has been positioned and closely monitored by SHIELD.
SHIELD was already having a headache because of this strange hammer, and now Tony, another trouble in SHIELD's eyes, suddenly appeared here, giving Coulson, who was in charge this time, a headache. He knew very well how powerful Tony was. Difficult to deal with, I also believe that he definitely did not appear here for no reason.
"Colson, does the American government have a law that stipulates that I can't come to New Mexico?" Tony asked after taking a bite of his burger.
"No." Colson shook his head, and then continued to ask: "It's just that I'm very curious why you appear here at this time?"
"Of course it's for the hammer." Tony didn't intend to argue with Coulson and directly stated his purpose.
"You know about the hammer?!" Coulson's eyes twitched slightly. Although he had already guessed that Tony's appearance here was probably related to the unknown hammer, after seeing Tony's affirmative answer, He still couldn't help but feel a headache from it.
That's right, it's just a headache.
In the past, Tony was a very troublesome person for SHIELD. Now that he has become Iron Man, he is even more troublesome, ranking at the forefront of all the troubles for SHIELD.
Now that Hammer's trouble has not been dealt with, Tony's trouble has appeared again, adding to the trouble.
"What's weird? Isn't the Internet already full of news about this?" Tony took out his phone and scrolled through it. He could see that there was a lot of news about the Hammer on Tumblr, all of which were attempts made before SHIELD arrived. Taken by the man who picked up Mjolnir.
Although these data have been deleted by S.H.I.E.L.D., who is Tony? It is not an exaggeration to be called the smartest person on earth. Data recovery is not a problem for him at all, not to mention that he is better than S.H.I.E.L.D. The bureau must know the situation of Thor's Hammer in advance, so it is certainly well prepared.
"Mr. Stark, this hammer is currently in the hands of SHIELD. I hope you won't cause trouble for us." Coulson said helplessly.
"Just because you take over doesn't mean the hammer is yours." Tony said nonchalantly.
"Mr. Stark, do you know the origin of that hammer?" The agent's intuition told Coulson that Tony seemed to know something.
"Of course." Tony is a very bad guy, and if he has something good, he must show it. Now that he knows something that SHIELD doesn't know, he won't cover it up.
"Mr. Stark, I hope you can cooperate with us." Coulson immediately spoke in an official tone, trying to get some useful information out of Tony.
"This is not okay." Tony would not tell SHIELD the information about Thor's hammer, not even Coulson.
Coulson, who was familiar with Tony's character, was not frustrated by Tony's rejection. Instead, he said goodbye, then took out his cell phone and began to report this matter to his immediate boss, Maja Fake Man, who was the only one who could handle it at the moment.
Seeing Colson walking away, Tony didn't care. Suddenly, he looked outside the restaurant door with a look of surprise on his face.
I saw a man with blond hair and a beard walking into the restaurant led by two men and one woman. This group of people was none other than Thor, his girlfriend Jane, and her companions.
After knowing that Ye Siyu and the others were planning to come to their own world, Tony asked Jarvis to help him keep Thor's situation in check and ignored him. Unexpectedly, he would meet Thor in the restaurant.
"Hey, Mustache, what are you looking at me for?" Thor, who had just arrived and was completely unfamiliar with the rules of the earth, felt that Thor looking directly at him was provoking him.
"Thor! What are you going to do?!" Seeing Thor, a man who seemed to have mental problems, looking like he was about to fight, Jane and the other two people standing next to him hurriedly stopped him.
"Don't worry, this beautiful lady, he can't hurt me yet." Tony looked at Jane with a smile and said.
"What are you talking about, skinny monkey? Even if you are a mortal, I can beat you to pieces!" Tony's words made Thor extremely unhappy. When had he been provoked like this before, and he was still a thin and weak little boy? I can't stand the beard at all.
Thor roared angrily, broke away from the three Janes who were holding him, and punched Tony.
"Bang!"
A dull collision sounded in the restaurant.
It's just that the scene everyone imagined of Tony being knocked away by Thor's punch did not appear. Thor's big fist stopped a few centimeters away from Tony's face, as if it was blocked by a wall of air again.
"Ouch!"
Thor let out a cry of pain, and intense pain spread from his fists. His past battle experience told him that his bones were broken.
"You are a magician!"
Thor gasped while holding his painful right hand. In his knowledge, only a magician could do this.
"This is technology, not magic." Tony raised his eyebrows.
Under everyone's surprised eyes, a set of gold and red steel armor appeared on Tony's suit. Tony is a cautious person, and with Thor in this town, who knows if Loki will suddenly attack , so he was prepared and put on the invisible steel armor early.
"Mom! It's Iron Man!"
"I said he looks so familiar!"
"Ah! Tony Stark! I love you!"
As Tony revealed the steel armor he was wearing, people in the restaurant let out a burst of exclamations, and many children even screamed.
Although Tony is not yet a famous member of the Avengers in the future, the name Iron Man is already a superhero in the hearts of many children, and as a super rich man, his status in the hearts of gold diggers is also extremely high. How can he not be top-notch? Call.
"Mr. Stark, I'm sorry, there is something wrong with my friend's brain. He didn't mean to hit you." Jane, who recognized Tony next to Thor, apologized quickly, and then said to Thor: "Thor, hurry up Apologize to Mr. Stark!"
In the United States, the president is not the most difficult person to offend, but the richest people who control a lot of wealth. Tony is the richest among the rich, and is not something that a small shrimp like her can mess with.
"Don't worry, I'm a generous person and don't mind this rude man." Tony waved his hand nonchalantly.
After seeing the splendor of all the worlds, Tony had only one impression of Thor, the god of thunder, and that was that he was a reckless man. Other than that, he had no other thoughts.
"It's just a Tin Man, I can beat him." Thor had no intention of apologizing, but he picked up the stool with his uninjured hand and looked like he was going to fight Tony, which scared Jane and the three people next to him. , trying to hold him back.
However, the three of them, two of them women and one of them an old man, were completely unable to shake the strong Thor, and he was suddenly freed.
"Ah~~~"
But before Thor could rush towards Tony, he let out a strange scream and fell to the ground twitching.
"Mr. Stark, do you need my help?" Coulson, who had just left to report Tony's situation to the Fuck Man, came back, and it was he who 'helped' Tony with the stun gun on his hand.
"Do you think I need it?" Tony knocked on the steel armor on his body and asked.
Coulson shrugged, put away the stun gun and prepared to take Thor away.
"What are you going to do?" Jane, who saw Coulson cuffing Thor and finally taking him out of the hospital, was certainly unwilling.
"He intentionally hurt people, and I have the right to arrest him." Colson said businesslikely.
Although Tony said he didn't need help, Thor had to provide Tony no matter what. As a member of S.H.I.E.L.D., he still had to do some work.
"Colson, I think it's best if you don't cuff him." Tony said.
"Mr. Tony, are you going to let him go?" Colson paused.
"No, this is the owner of that hammer. I'm worried that if you handcuff him, he will cause big trouble to the earth." Tony hid the steel armor.
"He is the owner of the hammer?" Coulson, who originally thought that Tony was not going to pursue Thor, was startled by Tony's words.
According to the report of his subordinates, the hammer was forged from the Earth using non-Earth technology and its ingredients were unknown. It was suspected to have come from outer space.
Now that I hear Tony say that Thor is the master of the hammer, doesn't that mean that Thor might be an alien?
As a senior agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., he knows that there are other intelligent beings outside the earth. If Thor is really an alien, his behavior just now is undoubtedly an attack on the other party, which is likely to lead to a diplomatic incident that is not something he can handle. of.
"Mr. Stark, what are you talking about?" Jane was a little confused by the conversation between Tony and Coulson.
"I'm sorry, this involves the secrets of the United States. Please leave this restaurant temporarily." Coulson interrupted. Although there is no evidence that Thor is an alien, the words from Tony's mouth are of great significance. Credibility.
This kind of thing is not accessible to ordinary people. Coulson immediately took out his SHIELD ID and prepared to chase people away.
"Zi!"
As he spoke, ripples suddenly appeared in the space next to Tony.
This sudden change stunned everyone present.
"Oops." Seeing this scene, Tony muttered. He was just focusing on dealing with Coulson and Thor's affairs and forgot to tell everyone in the chat room not to come for the time being.
When the light faded, there were nearly ten more people in the restaurant.
"This man is so tall!"
"Aliens are invading Earth?"
"giant?"
Ye Siyu, Liu Feifei and the others are okay. Even Qi Yu and Er Zhuzi who are wearing very distinctive clothes are not strange. They can only be regarded as strange clothes. What shocked everyone in the restaurant the most was the white beard who was seven meters tall and reached directly to the roof. This has gone beyond the scope of normal humans.
"Tony kid, why don't you choose a more open place?" the bent white beard said depressedly.
"Old man with white beard, I was negligent." Tony said awkwardly. He originally planned to find an empty place with few people after finishing the burger and let everyone in the chat room come over, but he forgot about it when Thor made a fuss.
"Mr. Tony, do you know them?" Colson asked with a serious hand on his waist.
Ye Siyu and the others appeared so suddenly that even though he was going through various special circumstances, he could not maintain his normal calm.
"Mr. Tony, do you need my help?" Aizen asked with a smile.
"No need." Tony shook his head. He was not the kind of person who liked to hide things. Now that he was discovered, there was no need to cover up.
"This is Thor? What's wrong with him?" Liu Feifei noticed the big man lying on the ground at this time.
"Mr. Tony, can't you help but attack Thor?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu asked curiously.
"Don't make it so weird. Coulson stunned him when he was attacked." Tony retorted speechlessly.
"Poor Thor, was stunned twice by the stun gun." Black Cat said looking at Thor with pitiful eyes.
"I asked, can we find a more open place to talk again?" interrupted the bending white beard.
"I'm sorry, let's go out now." Tony reacted and then said to the owner of the restaurant: "For compensation, you go to the Stark Group and I will compensate you according to the price."
With Whitebeard's size, going out to this restaurant would definitely wreak havoc on him.
"No need to go to such trouble." Ye Siyu said, snapping her fingers with her right hand.
Everyone in the restaurant immediately disappeared and appeared on the road outside the restaurant, including the fainted Thor, Jane, and Colson.
Ye Siyu snapped his fingers again and imposed a cognitive impairment spell on the residents of the town, allowing them to ignore Whitebeard and the others' abnormalities and just think that they were ordinary people.
"It's so amazing. Is this space technology?" Eric Shavig next to Jane exclaimed.
"I must tweet!" Daisy Louise took out her phone and got excited.
"Mr. Stark, these friends of yours are so amazing." Colson said with a complex expression. After the transfer just now and the fact that those hidden men still haven't reacted yet, he guessed that Ye Siyu and the others had tampered with them. .
Otherwise, with the reaction speed of his men, they would definitely come forward as soon as Whitebeard came out, instead of just pretending like nothing happened like now.
"Boss, can you wake this guy up? It's not good for him to remain unconscious." Tony pointed to Thor on the ground.
"No problem." Ye Siyu pointed at Thor.
"Well...what happened..."
Thor suddenly woke up from his coma and stood up unsteadily.
"Dwarves?!"
When he stood up and saw Whitebeard, he exclaimed.
"Am I a dwarf?" Whitebeard pointed at himself in surprise.
