"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
After coming out of the secret laboratory, Gordon Gardner and Xi Feng returned by car as planned and moved into the family palace built by Joseph in the center of Kuala Lumpur. One of the two's planes departed from Bandar Seri Begawan and the other from Manila. After meeting at the Kuala Lumpur Airport, they hurried to the laboratory and did not have time to take over the palace, which was currently empty. style residence. Reginald was still assigned to guard the soul-suckers, and the driver of the two men was the ghost-level escort officer Douyo Maehara, who had previously been responsible for driving to the secret laboratory.
Gordon was very tired from running around and planning for the past few days. He wanted to take a break in the passenger seat while he was on the road, but not long after he closed his eyes, he heard Xi Feng's laughter. Gordon, who was so sleepy by this loud laughter, simply opened his eyes and turned around to see Xi Feng holding his cell phone and bursting with joy.
"What are you laughing at? Why are you leaning forward and back?"
No wonder Gordon was surprised. The two had known each other for several years, and Gordon had rarely seen Xi Feng so indulgent. Although the latter's long-term expression management cannot be called Gujingwubo, it can be said that the mood and anger are invisible.
Xi Feng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes: "Nothing, it's a report from Jin Jin. It records in detail the brief contact and exchange between him and Yun Ming on the Bangkok Bridge a few days ago."
"Oh yes, I asked him to sort it out." Gordon was impressed by Xi Feng's mention. Among the team of God's Favored Ones, it was Jin Valariello who first came into contact with Yun Ming. At that time, Gordon asked him to write a document about the encounter with the BTS trio on August 29th. However, before Jin could start writing, he was busy mediating between Xu Xi, the secret army, and Baoxiang County Chief. Among Raymond and Ada Yang, the matter was delayed like this. By the time Jin had finished taking care of most of the matters and written the incident report, it was now five days later. "Can a record be so funny?"
"See for yourself. Jin should have sent the report to both of us at the same time. You just were resting and didn't receive it in time." Xi Feng calmed down and added at the end: "But I don't think you can get it. Humor."
Gordon took out his cell phone suspiciously and looked through Jin's report three times, thinking he had found the reason why Xi Feng was so happy: "It's really funny, that taciturn and steady-minded Bein would be betrayed by the other party. Influenced by random fabricated fantasy stories, the opportunity to fight is given to others."
"Oh? Where is your focus?"
"Is not it?"
"I'm just saying you don't know that. After all, it was a comic book written more than half a century ago. Even if it hadn't been lost due to the War of Fire, it would be almost impossible for you to know about it."
Xi Feng’s words make sense, but Gordon is actually not ignorant of those “fantasy stories”: “If I remember correctly, the comic whose setting and plot was stolen by Yun Ming should be called “JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure."
"Have you actually read the comics from so many years ago?" This time it was Xi Feng's turn to be surprised.
"Of course not. I had never heard of it before. It wasn't until I chatted with Yun Ming last night that I had a general understanding."
Like Jin's experience these days, Gordon was too busy to tell Xi Feng the details of Yun Ming's examination process. The latter did not know that Yun Ming had adapted this set from the comic The identity copied out can be used again and again.
Since it was mentioned, Gordon simply repeated Yun Ming's nonsense last night. This behavior caused Xi Feng to burst into laughter.
"Is this comic famous in your world?" Gordon asked the obvious question.
Xi Feng nodded: "I often watched it when I was in high school. Its animation and derivatives are very popular among young people."
"I understand, but it's definitely not the comics themselves that make you so happy, right?"
"That's right. Is there anything more exciting than being able to find a fellow countryman in this strange world with whom you can chat about a lot of things?" Xi Feng's eyes were so bright that Gordon had never seen them before. past scene.
"Wait a minute, Xi Feng." Gordon stopped him: "You can't just rely on a comic to determine that Yun Ming comes from the same parallel universe as you."
"There is certainly no evidence to say that he and I have the same origin and origin." Xi Feng didn't take it seriously: "But I'm sure that Yun Ming's world is closer to my zombie universe than the plane we are in. I can even roughly delineate his time travel between 2015 and 2025."
"Only one "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure"?"
"enough."
Xi Feng is not a talkative person, but at this time he opened up the chatter box: "In my dimension, time-traveling articles were once very popular on the Chinese Internet, and then many articles developed ways to quickly identify time-travelers. "
"However, those methods always work sometimes, and there are too many restrictions on their use. For example..." Xi Feng pondered for a moment: "Gordon, Maehara-kun, let me ask you, what is the next sentence that changes from odd to even?"
"Uh..." Gordon and Maehara Douyang looked at each other. In fact, they didn't even understand the question.
"The answer is to look at the symbols in the quadrant. Look, both of you are very proficient in using Chinese, but as long as you don't have the experience of going to middle school in China, it's almost impossible to answer this kind of question."
"Oh..." The two people sitting in the front row of the car were confused. Before they could digest Xi Feng's words, the latter's questions came one after another:
“What were the emergency phone numbers in the United States in 2010?”
Gordon and Douyo Maehara were as hard to say as ever. In this parallel universe, the United States has been renamed to the current Bald Eagle County. As for public help numbers such as fire alarms and emergency services, they are unified globally. The numbers in various places have been invalid for decades. Xi Feng's question is just to make things difficult for others.
"You can't get the answer right, because there has never been a 911 in this world. The World Trade Center was destroyed by alien artillery fire rather than a plane hijacked by terrorists."
Seeing the confusion on the faces of the two local natives, Xi Feng had no choice but to explain to them the famous "911 incident" in American history.
"I seem to understand what you mean." Gordon was the first to come to his senses: "There are limits to how you can ask a single question, but multiple questions can narrow the scope of time and space."
"Yes, take the two questions I just asked as an example. If you answer them correctly, I can at least confirm two points: first, you two are most likely Chinese; second, your time of travel is after September 2001. ." Xi Feng paused, and then added: "I can also judge based on this that your education level is at least junior high school or above, because an illiterate person who has not received nine years of compulsory education in China has traveled across time, and naturally has neither learned anything. Trigonometric functions, and don’t understand the country on the other side of the ocean.”
"Can this comic play such a role?" Although Maehara Douyang is from Sakura County, he especially does not believe in the function of "JoJo".
Xi Feng said firmly: "It's absolutely possible. In fact, my positioning is not based on the comic itself, but the Internet popularity it brings, that is, JOJO memes."
"In my impression, JOJO's popularity on the Chinese Internet began with the fifth part of Golden Wind, which should be from the end of 2018 to 2019. In these six months, derivative works of famous scenes, ending BGM, and related emoticons have emerged one after another. , is its peak period."
"I used this as an anchor point to define Yun Ming's identity. Maybe there are differences in the development of things in different parallel universes, so I broadened the scope to between 2015 and 2025. For a meme, five years is enough It’s outdated and will never be mentioned again. Oh, and the “What is CNKI” meme should have a long life.”
Xi Feng's judgment was undoubtedly correct. A global zombie virus disaster broke out in his plane in mid-June 2019. Since then, it has parted ways with our world and embarked on a completely different timeline. The popularity of JOJO meme only lasted for half a year in Xi Feng’s parallel universe before it came to an abrupt end with the arrival of fateful night. In the same way, Xi Feng may remember the "Chicken You Are Too Beautiful" that appeared in the first half of the year, but it is impossible to have any impression of the strange winter swimming pigeon "Oli Gei" that happened in the second half of the year. But his prediction was correct: this year has been Tianlin's third year, and everyone has not forgotten it.
As for Gordon and Maehara Douyang, they gave up understanding after hearing the word "JOJO gag" from Xi Feng's mouth. What Xi Feng said later did not enter their ears or minds... They were laughing so hard that they couldn't listen at all. Understand.
Fortunately, Xi Feng quickly stopped talking to himself after noticing that the two people in the front row didn't respond: "To sum up, I think Yun Ming's hometown and my original world have a lot in common."
"Xi Feng," Gordon rubbed his head: "Your blood connection will not be wrong. Is this what you told me at the beginning?" (For details, please see Chapter 107)
"Yes, I am now certain that Yun Ming is the contestant I sensed with my supernatural power a few days ago. He and I have the same blood."
"That's okay, God won't choose two time travelers with the same origin as candidates to participate in the game. You know this."
"Well, Gordon, you are my messenger and guide, I believe in you." Xi Feng changed his voice: "But to be honest, I really want to meet and chat with Yun Ming, even if we are in the next moment It’s about competitors who are facing each other with swords.”
"I can probably understand your hometown complex. There is an old saying in Long County: When a fellow villager meets a fellow villager, his eyes well up with tears." Gordon thought for a while and felt that the best thing to do was to stabilize Xi Feng's mood: "But that guy Yun Ming has already followed. Renaissance ran away and I don’t even know how he did it.”
"It's no longer realistic to capture him again. But since you just need a compatible companion, other time-travelers who are not contestants are also acceptable."
Xi Feng was very interested: "Can you find a suitable candidate?"
"It's not easy, give it a try."
"Thank you."
"You're welcome."
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