Chapter 38 Yun Ming’s Bizarre Adventure

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My name is Bein Jafar, a ghost-level ability user with the ability of "silence".

The strength of "silence" depends on how much I talk in a day.

After my repeated tests, one hundred - this value is the maximum number of words I can say every day. If I exceed this value, I will become an ordinary person; if I remain silent for a whole day, my abilities will be extremely powerful.

Writing or sign language communication is not always possible, there are always situations where speaking is necessary. After learning about the characteristics of silence, I began to study Chinese and classical Chinese diligently.

When talking in English, the number of words used is too easy to exceed a hundred; but Chinese is different from classical Chinese. Although I can still only speak a hundred words, I can talk to people relatively clearly. Take the proverb as an example: Big things turn into small things. Translated into English is try first to make their mistake sound less serious and then to reduce it to nothing at all…

Chinese is really the most intelligent language in the world.

After years of conversational practice, I can now "communicate" with people using less than fifty words a day. Even though it’s just two words every time, at least others can understand it and the number of words consumed is small.

I have an indifferent personality and was a man of few words before I awakened my powers; coupled with years of deliberate training, I am sure that no one can pry my mouth open in any way.

I was naive.



"I, Dio Brando, and my partners Jonathan Joestar and Jotaro Kujo, we are all righteous vampire hunters."

[I don’t know if you are vampire hunters, at least I have never seen a self-proclaimed righteous guy break into an empty door and steal. 】Bein couldn't express such a long complaint, so he could only recite it silently in his heart.

"There is a mysterious stone ghost mask. When a human wears it, he will become an immortal vampire and gain incredible power."

[This setting is new. I thought vampires infect ordinary people by sucking blood. 】

"The Pillar Men are the names of super prehistoric creatures. They are the culprits in creating vampires. Their purpose of creating the Stone Ghost Face is to gain more power."

[Could the name of this super prehistoric creature be any more frustrating? 】

"But because of the lack of a key item, the person wearing the Stone Ghost Mask can only become a vampire who is used as food by the Pillar Man."

[After becoming a vampire, he was eaten as food... What is the picture of the person wearing the stone ghost mask? 】

"The Pillar Men are super beings who lived on the earth 10,000 years ago. They have almost unlimited lifespans, super physical strength and incredible abilities. They can directly absorb other living creatures as their own nutrients, and Able to freely change their body structure, their cells can secrete powerful digestive juices."

[Vampires die unjustly...]

"Their only weakness is that they cannot face the sun, otherwise they will be petrified."

[You can’t avoid the vampire plot, right? 】

"Because they were afraid of the sun, humans who could use solar energy were born very early on. This technique of using solar energy was later called Ripple Qigong."

[I have no idea what the relationship between using solar energy and qigong is...]

"Those who use Ripple Qigong are also called the Ripple Clan. They are constantly fighting against the Pillar Man for the survival of mankind."

[Hey, hey, you don’t want to say...]

"The gods of the Ripple clan have been hiding for hundreds of years and have been silently guarding the world, waiting for the return of the Pillar Man. Now, the three of us, as the young heroes of the Ripple clan's generation, have officially come out to prevent the Pillar Man from destroying the earth!"

"Before the Pillar Man destroys the earth, you have already destroyed Bangkok!"

Bein had "broken his skills". He couldn't hold back the desire to complain about the above sentence and said it out loud, and twenty bytes were consumed.

I don’t blame Bein, it’s too difficult not to complain about Yun Ming’s ridiculous words.

I believe everyone has figured out that Yun Ming's nonsense comes from the comic "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" written by Japanese cartoonist Hirohiko Araki.

The manga was serialized in Shueisha's shonen manga magazine Shōnen Jump from 1987 to 2004, and since 2005 it has been serialized in Shueisha's youth manga magazine Ultra Jump. But on this earth, "JoJo's Bizarre Adventure" only serialized in 2001 and ended. Because of the start of the Fire War two years ago, this comic could not be continued.

For Bein and King, this comic is an antique work from half a century ago, and it is completely normal for them not to know about it. Speaking of which, Yun Ming would have an idea. The idea of ​​using comic settings to deceive people was inspired by Pu Che Shi.

When Yun Ming first joined BTS, Pu Cha Shi used the names of two "old" actors to test him. What Yun Ming is doing now is learning now and selling now.

"The content of what this man who calls himself Dio Brando is bizarre and absurd, but he speaks it in one go. If he is deliberately deceiving, this statement is too false. A lie that no one believes is meaningless."

"Hmm...it's hard to tell what's true and what's false."

Bein and Jin looked at each other, and both saw wavering hesitation in each other's eyes.

"I was fooled." Yun Ming could see the two people tilting their heads and looking at each other. He had his own reasons for choosing "JOJO" as the blueprint for the scam.

It is true that the setting of "JOJO" is weird and the plot is suffocating. If you copy Yun Ming's words and tell them to the police uncle, the police will definitely treat you as if you are sick.

However, the world is really open to weird settings. After all, aliens invaded this earth first, and then people with abilities appeared. All kinds of things that challenge the limits of human imagination are endless. Bein and Jin, whose thinking has been tempered for many times, are not completely disbelieving.

Secondly, Yun Ming used a little psychological trick to enhance credibility.

During World War II, a German spy who tried to infiltrate the US military was exposed. Because when the US military around him asked him where he was from, he said he was from Springfield, the capital of Illinois.

In fact, the German spy was not wrong, but because most ordinary soldiers in the US military at that time were not well educated, and Springfield, the capital of Illinois, was not as famous as Chicago, most Americans took Illinois for granted. The capital is Chicago.

It's like if you ask a random person where the capitals of Australia and Turkey are, the answer you will probably get is Sydney and Istanbul, not Canberra and Ankara.

The Germans are notoriously rigorous, and their intelligence personnel are trained very rigorously, and they have detailed knowledge, including important cities in the United States and each state and its capital. The truth is, this complete reserve of knowledge actually harmed them.

Pursuing "perfection" is counterproductive. An impeccable answer is more like the product of many rehearsals, while an answer with flaws and loopholes worthy of scrutiny appears more genuine. Therefore, Yun Ming's absurd story made Bein and Jin suspicious.

Zhong Yi had a hard time holding back his laughter. He didn't expect Yun Ming to have this talent. He could fool the enemy into lameness with just a few words.

"So, how do you prove that what you said is true?" Jin wanted to verify again.

Kim's attitude changed. He assumed that Yun Ming was telling the truth. On the one hand, Jin was not sure how powerful the so-called "Ripple Qigong" was; on the other hand, there were such big secrets behind the three people in front of him, and the method of handling them must not be simple killing anymore. Jin can't be the master.

"Easy to say," Yun Ming readily agreed and said to Zhong Yi: "Jonathan, use your best move, the Ripple Qigong Wood Big Euler Fist."

"Huh? Oh...okay."

Zhong Yi stood up sideways, facing the river, accumulating power in his right fist, as if he was about to deliver a mighty blow.

Jin and Bein watched intently, and Yun Ming suddenly said:

"Speaking of which, I still have to thank you both for giving me your time."

"What?" The two of them were still paying attention to Zhong Yi. When they looked for the sound, they found that Yun Ming was no longer where he was.

A pair of hands placed on Jin's shoulders from behind, and it was Yun Ming's air dodge. After the two made physical contact, Yun Ming activated his ability again, and Jin followed him and disappeared from Bein's eyes.

Before the shock stopped, Zhong Yi turned around and punched Bein.

Of course, this is not Mu Daou La Fist, but Zhong Yi's air cannon version of the skill - Zhi Fist.

"Despicable!" How could Bein not know that he was being attacked, a white spherical shield formed around him, and he blocked Zhong Yi's attack.

Bein didn't care about saving words and asked loudly: "Where did you take Jin?"

On the roof of the building about five kilometers away from the Bangkok Bridge, the figures of Yun Ming and Jin suddenly appeared.

"You are also a space user." Jin gritted his teeth. He didn't expect that his opponent also had a rare space ability user, and what made him uneasy was that he tried to activate the so far away, but there was no response.

"Don't waste your efforts. I still encountered you. Your ability is useless." Yun Ming explained: "I could have killed you in a sneak attack just now, but I saw that you were thinking about ordinary citizens and you are not bad, so I didn't kill you." is you."

"By the way, I'm not a space user." After saying that, Yun Ming let go of his hand and teleported away.

"That's unreasonable!" Jin pulled out a pistol and ran to the edge of the roof. From here, he could see the vague Bangkok Bridge in the distance. That was enough.

Jin raised his gun and aimed it in the direction of the Bangkok Bridge: "You could have killed me. Do I want you to show mercy?"

Zhong Yi's fist hit the spherical shield like a heavy rain, and slight cracks had already appeared on the shield.

Yun Ming teleported back and dragged the still unconscious Puche attendant out of the car.

"Let's go!" Yun Ming held the Puche attendant by his collar with one hand, put his hand on Zhong Yi's shoulder, and used the air to escape.

At the same time, Jin put the pistol back into his waist: "I will spare your life this time. We owe nothing to each other."

With a pop, Yun Ming fell to the ground on his back. Kongshan took the three people to a building in Bangkok that had been completed but not yet delivered. There was no one here. This place was discovered by Yun Ming when he was observing both sides of the road in the car. He deliberately "remembered" this place with his eyes, and he could teleport here by dodging in the air.

"What's going on..." Yun Ming fell because his legs were weak and his body lost his balance. He clearly felt the pain of his skin being burned by the flames and the loss of control of his blood flow.

"I was shot? When?"

"No, that's not important anymore."

"Am I going to die?"

"It shouldn't be possible, right? He was stabbed through the heart with a dagger before and he didn't die."

"No, I no longer have a soul that can be integrated into my body."

"You're still going to die."

"You should be able to go back this time, right?"

This was Yun Ming's last thought before he lost consciousness.