Facing the palace gate, there were more than a dozen futons placed on the ground.
On each futon, another girl sat.
All of these people were wearing gray Haiqing and novice hats like Tongdaoji. Each of them had their eyes closed tightly. Even though Liu Bang was already in front of them, they still seemed unaware.
When had Lao Liu seen such a scene before, he asked the eunuch beside him doubtfully:
"Is this the gift from Zhang Jun? What does it mean?"
The palace has been short of personnel recently, and the old eunuch had just been transferred by the Ministry of Internal Affairs. After hearing the emperor's question, he smiled extremely flatteringly:
"Lieutenant Zhang knew that the officials had recently worshiped Buddha, so he recruited some young ladies from the West Lake. In addition to poetry and musical instruments, these ladies are also good at studying Buddhism!"
"If the officials want to listen to Buddhist scriptures, let them talk to you. If..." the old eunuch said with a lewd smile, "But it's okay."
"They have never been ordained or ordained. It is only because Zhang Taiwei was considerate and worried that the officials would not be able to enter the samadhi, so he made them dress like this."
Zhang Jun's old face appeared in his mind, and Liu Bang felt extremely weird in his heart.
The old boy saves trouble and spends one penny to let people do two jobs.
After walking around these people, Liu Bang had to admit that Zhang Jun would make arrangements.
On normal days, maybe he would have obeyed Captain Zhang and become someone's goodwill.
But today he was pretending something was wrong, and after struggling in his mind for a long time, he gritted his teeth and said:
"That's all, send them back."
As soon as these words came out, the old eunuch had no reaction, but each one of them couldn't bear it anymore and forgot about Zhang Jun's instructions.
Jun opened his eyes and stopped holding the rosary beads in his hands.
I originally thought that Captain Zhang had a special hobby, but I didn't expect that while he was drinking wine and painting on the West Lake, he was dragged into the palace to pretend to be a nun.
And when they knew that their benefactor today was the Emperor of the Song Dynasty, they were all extremely excited.
It only takes one night... Just spend tonight. Even if you are not liked by the emperor, as long as you can talk to the emperor, it will naturally be no problem for everyone's worth to increase several times after you return.
If you are lucky enough to be noticed by the emperor, then it will really be like flying up a branch and turning into a phoenix.
But now, Zhao Guan's family has done nothing and wants to send someone back again.
Although it is not a hard job, compared with what everyone thinks, there is still a gap.
Opportunities are always in the hands of those who are prepared.
They are thin-skinned and embarrassed to speak; but there are naturally others who are not thin-skinned.
"The official family and the slave family have missed you for a long time. Why are you so cruel..."
The little lady sitting in the back row is not pretending to be a nun at the moment... The gray sea blue is already broad, and I don't know where she untied it. The sea blue slipped from her shoulders, revealing a touch of fragrant shoulders.
The old eunuch scolded: "Presumptuous!"
Liu Bang scolded: "Presumptuous!"
It's just that one is for this little lady, and the other is for the old eunuch himself.
How many years has it been? How many years has it been?
He still can't stand women's behavior. Qi Ji was like this back then, and he was so fascinated that he couldn't get out of bed.
"How can I abandon your good intentions when you talk like this... It's just that there are a lot of things going on recently, so you might as well stay in the palace first, and we can have a good conversation some other time."
As he said that, he reached over and tried to pull her clothes up.
The little lady smiled charmingly, and when the emperor got closer to her, she turned sideways so that he could see her appearance clearly.
I don't know if it was because she didn't have a lunch break today, but as soon as the emperor's hand touched her, he seemed to have lost the strength. Not only did he not pull her up, but he even pulled her down a little.
This scene reflects the true appearance of a foolish king.
"The official family..."
The two were so close that Liu Bang could even feel the hot breath she exhaled when she spoke in his ear.
When other people in the palace saw it, they admired this sister's boldness, but were secretly annoyed that they were too slow and allowed others to grab such a good thing.
I know that men like to pretend to be serious, but they forget that the emperor is also a man.
Liu Bang's movement did not stop, but moved across her waist, and then suddenly changed direction.
The little lady was smiling, but the look in her eyes was getting colder and colder.
The emperors of the Zhao family really thought that all of them deserved to die.
Liu Bang's hand slid down until it slid under the futon and took out something from underneath.
The girl's smile froze on her face.
"I just said, why are your shoulders high on one side and low on the other? It turns out your butt is uneven."
Only then did the old eunuch react and screamed:
"Assassin! There is an assassin!"
As he spoke, he stood in front of the emperor.
This sound had an extremely quick effect. In just a moment, the imperial army rushed in and surrounded the group of kiln ladies.
The speed was so fast that His Majesty the Emperor was very satisfied.
Pulling away the old eunuch in front of him, Liu Bang rolled his eyes at him:
"By the time you find out, I've already been cut off!"
He played with the dagger he took out from under the futon, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart:
Even before Yue Fei and the Jin arrived, so many things had already happened.
The Emperor of Song Dynasty just seemed relatively comfortable.
Yang Yizhong frowned as he watched this scene.
I was assassinated outside the palace today, but when I returned to the palace, there were still people who dared!
You really don’t take their palace minister seriously!
"minister……"
Liu Bang waved his hand, signaling him not to say anything superficial.
Looking at the female monks in the dormitory, they all had knives on their shoulders. Except for the one who hid the knife, everyone looked pale and frightened.
Squatting down, the little lady no longer had the charming energy she had just now, and her left and right lapels were pulled tightly by her, leaving no more skin exposed.
Kneeling in front of her, Liu Bang asked:
"If you say it yourself now, it will save you a lot of trouble."
The little lady tilted her head and closed her eyes.
"Actually, it's okay if you don't tell me. Anyway, I only know one person. You want my life."
"As for what your purpose is, whether you have any accomplices, etc., I really want to know, but if you don't tell me, it's okay not to know."
"Yang Yizhong, take this man to the edge of the West Lake, take off his clothes and dry them in the sun."
"It's really Amitabha, Amitabha."
Today, he killed Qin Liu just because Qin Liu wanted to take off his clothes.
But now, he wants to do the same thing as Qin Liu.
The main thing is that today when he was in front of Sibei Tower, he heard two women saying:
"If his clothes were really taken off, it would be better to just die."
These words aroused the agreement of many people present.
He actually didn't quite understand a place where stripping clothes was more important than losing one's life...
Of course life is the most important thing in this world!
But again, the Song Dynasty has its own customs here, and he doesn’t need to understand it. He only needs to know that using this matter to threaten a girl is easier than using the excuse of killing her. .
Sure enough, after hearing this, the woman's expression changed instantly.
He hesitated for a while, frowned for a while; gritted his teeth for a while, and smiled bitterly for a while.
After a long time, she finally cursed:
"The Dog Emperor!"
Liu Bang smiled instead of getting angry, knowing that she was willing to speak out by scolding her like this.
