Chapter 503: Cannon? Heavenly thunder, want to eat shit

Style: Historical Author: Ling Yuan Chu GeWords: 2463Update Time: 24/01/12 19:58:46
Source?

The origin of this, of course, has a lot of background...

The origin of this gentleman's defense of the country comes from the later Ming Dynasty, which is still unknown how many years ago.

How to explain this?

In the Ancestor Discourse.

The Ming Dynasty is undoubtedly the most courageous dynasty. Few emperors can conquer and defend the country like the Ming Dynasty emperor.

He is both a king and a general. Unlike other emperors who drive in person and sit firmly in the rear, the emperor of the Ming Dynasty always rushes to the forefront of the battlefield and drives the whole audience with his blood.

The Ming Empire was not as good as the Han Dynasty in exchange for property, and not as good as the Tang Dynasty in exchange for women.

Several times of life and death, several times of tenacious resistance.

For example, Ming Taizu and Ming Chengzu fought bloody battles on the battlefield, and Ming Yingzong and Ming Shenzong would rather die than surrender.

When Li Zicheng conquered Beijing, Emperor Chongzhen also insisted on his final responsibility as emperor.

He hanged himself in exchange for the immortality of his people.

The emperor guards the gate of the country, the king dies in the country, the soldiers are buried in the battlefield, the daughter dies in the country, the glorious soul song of Beiliang, the souls of 300,000 heroes guard the gate of the country, wear my Han clothes, marry my Han son.

This kind of national integrity and dynastic pride are worth learning from throughout the entire history of China!

The reason why I mention it to my cheap father-in-law is because I am the father-in-law who also owns the country.

He should be the person who best understands the meaning of these words.

I also hope that these words will have some effect on the future emperor, so that he can think about it when he does stupid things in the future.

His son-in-law is really worried about this cheap father-in-law...

Several old men looked at each other and smiled, "I know it all."

This guy is still so "low-key".

If such allusions existed in history, how could they not be popular in literature?

It can only prove that this kid thought about it himself.

At this age, he can think of national integrity and the righteousness of his family and country, and he is worthy of this boy Su Fan...

Li Rouer's beautiful eyes were graceful, with pride hidden in her eyes. The ripples continued to ripple on Tang Sufan, who was chatting with his father and several pavilion elders...

Immediately, he quietly watched Tang Sufan put a piece of meat into his bowl.

The father and the others really kept making Brother Fan drink. He had not even eaten a little of the food, but he drank a lot of wine...

"By the way, Su Fan, you just said that this dignity is on the edge of the sword, which is true, but what you said next, that cannon... what is it?"

"Cannon? Ahem..."

Changsun Wuji, an old bastard, really pays more attention to details.

This sentence made Tang Sufan look strange when asked directly.

Then Tang Sufan sorted out his words and looked a little unnatural...

"How should I put it? This cannon... to put it simply, it is a weapon, a weapon that you have never seen before, and cannot even imagine..."

weapon?

If you want to say this, Li Shimin won't be sleepy.

Immediately, Li Shimin paused with his chopsticks reaching for the shabu-shabu pot and turned his head to look.

"Weapon? Su Fan, what kind of weapon is it?"

"Oh, weapon, Su Fan, is it as powerful as my Ma Shan?"

Cheng Yaojin straightened his chest and belly, and kept saying something in his mouth.

Tang Sufan glanced sideways.

"Ma Shan? Haha, Ma Shan is nothing. In front of this thing, just Ma Shan is not worthy of carrying shoes for "other people"~"

Cheng Yaojin was stunned, and immediately wanted to fight, his face straightened,

"Hey kid, are you trying to bully me?"

"It's not that your horse is not profitable~"

A mysterious smile appeared on Tang Sufan's lips, and the minds of the people at the table were immediately attracted by this guy's expression.

"And even if you take the best weapons in the world today, they can't compare to others..."

Li Shimin frowned. Could this boy be talking about the magical weapon of the Immortal Family?

Yes, this kid is someone who can produce clairvoyance. How can there be any lie in what this kid said?

Even when I was drunk, I felt that I was at least sixty-seven.

Li Rouer, who was standing beside her, frowned and thought for a moment, then asked Tang Sufan with a quiet smile on her face...

"Brother Fan, then this "cannon"... must not be an ordinary mortal weapon, right? "

Li Shimin and several old men also quickly followed him.

Fortunately, this girl in Yuzhang asked, otherwise with this kid's urine habit, he would have to hold it for a while.

As expected, Tang Sufan's expression changed and he explained carefully.

"Rou'er is really smart. The cannon is a kind of tool, made of huge iron. It shoots a powerful... um... "stone"... yes, it's a "stone"... and then that The "stone" flew for several miles and landed in one place, like thunder falling from the sky, with terrifying power! "

Tang Sufan also thought about this explanation in his heart.

Try to explain it in a way that your future wife and these old people from the Tang Dynasty can barely understand.

To really explain the principles of cannonballs to them, it would take more than an afternoon of sitting here in class.

"Stone"?

Thunder?

Li Shimin and others were skeptical about Tang Sufan's words.

Why is this kid's words so unpredictable?

How can the stone be related to Tianlei?

No matter how hard a stone falls, can it turn into thunder?

Is it so noisy?

But it’s all thunder, what kind of weapons do you have?

Is it a little too bullying?

Cheng Yaojin immediately said with a sigh.

"You kid, I'm afraid this isn't an immortal magic weapon. Is it comparable to a mortal weapon? You kid, huh, you're quite stingy..."

"Oh, it's really not some fairy magic weapon. It can be made by mortals. Otherwise, why would I be just joking when I tell you so much?"

Tang Sufan smiled carelessly and chatted to Cheng Yaojin while picking up vegetables.

"What? Can a mortal make this weapon?!"

Li Shimin took a breath of cold air, which went directly from the soles of his feet to his internal organs.

In no time, the corners of Li Junxian's mouth twitched, could such a thing exist? Doesn't that mean he directly masters the power of thunder?

Only a fool would believe this!

Just when Li Junxian was secretly smiling proudly at his sobriety, he saw the serious and reasonable look on His Majesty's side.

The serious and solemn faces of several pavilion elders...

And the princess’ face full of adoration and unbelievable eyes...

Li Junxian:......

"Su Fan, are you serious about this?"

"Su Fan, how can such a divine weapon be made by a mortal? Is this just a joke?"

Several old men quickly asked with serious expressions.

You'd better be joking. Don't tell them. Your Majesty will be unable to sleep all day and night again.

What if a mortal could create such a divine object that sounds almost Taoist?

What would that look like? How could they not know what it represents?

Tang Sufan smiled imperceptibly.

This dog emperor will let you watch but not eat.

Tang Sufan waved his hand and raised his body slightly. The longing on his face made Li Shimin feel itchy in his heart.

"That's natural. If there are more than ten gates, Tubo and Tuyuhun are just cannon fodder. Even if there are tens of thousands of troops, we can't just wipe them out in a flash!"

Tang Sufan lined up the tables and spoke in a cadence. Hearing Li Shimin's words made him feel excited, as if he was about to open the door to a new world.

Immediately, Li Shimin's eyes couldn't help but widen a little, and he asked seriously.

"So Su Fan, do you know how to refine this weapon?"

Tang Sufan: "You want to eat shit."

Li Shimin:...

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