Tang Sufan immediately patted Li Shimin on the shoulder and pretended to be grateful.
"Old Li, you are so righteous! You are so righteous! You can actually lie to the emperor for me, really! It's harmful. Stop talking. Come on, let's go!"
After that, Tang Sufan picked up the wine glass and threatened to toast Li Shimin.
Seeing the boy's sudden expression of gratitude, Li Shimin couldn't help but wave his hand calmly, picked up the wine glass and drank the toast.
Later, Tang Sufan also boasted that Li Shimin was upright and reliable, without exposing him.
For a moment, with Tang Sufan's mouth, Li Shimin was flattered and flattered.
Although he had said this before, now that Tang Sufan was complimenting him like this, Li Shimin felt that he was quite righteous.
Is it too much to rip off this kid?
Not too much~
"No matter where you are, you are helping someone become an official, and he is just doing what he can."
But Tang Sufan immediately turned his head and said pretending to be sad.
"Hey, Lao Li, if I still want the title, wouldn't it mean that the lie you told me would be self-evident?"
"It's harmful, forget it, I have to do it. I wanted to find a title so that I could be more glamorous when I married Rou'er in the future. But anyway, old Li Qian has become an official. It's possible that he won't take care of our young couple in the future. Forget it. ...Oh, I don’t want this title~"
"I originally wanted to submit a way to significantly reduce military casualties and change my title. It seems that I didn't think carefully enough..."
Tang Sufan seemed to be talking to himself. After that, he finally let out a long sigh, as if he was extremely regretful and just needed a drink to drown his sorrows.
The true feelings on his face made Tang Sufan almost believe it——
This acting is all about technique, without any emotion~
At this time, Li Shimin's eyes suddenly stared!
"What! What did you say?! A way to significantly reduce military casualties?!!!"
For a moment, Li Shimin's heart trembled violently.
Because this sentence was not said by anyone else, but by Tang Sufan!
Not only Li Shimin, but also four old men, Changsun Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui, and Wei Zheng, also stared at the same time!
He quickly turned his attention to Tang Sufan!
Those words resounded in several people's ears like thunder.
Tang Sufan continued to pretend to sigh, and said in a low and bored voice: "Yes, I have a magic method that can significantly reduce the occurrence of ulcers..."
What, reduce the occurrence of ulcers!
Li Shimin and others took a deep breath at the same time!
What is ulcer disease?
Ulcer is also called heat poison, heat sore.
The symptom is that the wound becomes pus-inflamed and eventually cannot be treated, leading to death.
Wound infection and inflammation are problems that every ordinary person in future generations will know how to solve.
But in this era, without the existence of antibiotics and disinfectant alcohol, an infection and inflammation due to excessive trauma will become a fatal injury!
Li Shimin, who has been on the battlefield for a long time, knows that in a war, excluding the soldiers who die directly on the battlefield, nearly 50% of the remaining soldiers will die of ulcers!
If the environment is harsh and the weather is hot, the number of casualties will rise even more alarmingly!
It can be said that the current disease is to reap the rewards of those injured soldiers.
And sometimes, these soldiers retreated from the battlefield because of ulcers in their wounds that made life worse than death.
There are many people who have lost their legs and arms in order to save their lives.
Sometimes, a plague will develop, and the infected people have to be buried directly on the spot!
That scene can be described as purgatory on earth!
Even as an emperor, Li Shimin couldn't understand the seriousness of ulcer disease.
And for many years, no one has been able to cure ulcer disease!
Now that Tang Sufan suddenly said these words, Li Shimin's breathing seemed to be a little heavier, and he even confirmed it again.
"Su Fan, is what you said true?!!!"
Seeing how shocked Li Shimin and others were, Tang Sufan said calmly.
"Of course it is true. I have thought of it before, but because there were too many things, I slowly forgot about it. Now that you mention this military exploit, I think of it again."
"Hiss!!! Su Fan, don't worry, if you submit this method to the imperial court, the current Holy One will definitely not treat you badly!"
Li Shimin hurriedly patted his chest and said, looking excited.
If there is really such a way, then how many warriors in our Tang army can survive? !
Not to mention anything else, this directly and greatly improved the military power of the Tang Dynasty, the foundation of the country!
How can the benefits be expressed clearly in one word?
Not to mention a small title, aside from those nonverbal words and rules, Wei Zheng, who was sitting at the corner of the table, felt that giving him the title of Duke was not an exaggeration!
So not only Li Shimin, but also several old men also hurriedly helped.
This matter is so important!
If it is feasible, it will definitely be the basis for improving the military state!
Compared with the excitement of Li Shimin and others, Tang Sufan's demeanor seemed much more comfortable, and he even came to analyze with a calm expression.
"But Lao Li, think about it, if I hand it over and still ask for the title, wouldn't it directly expose your crime of deceiving the emperor?! No, no, this matter needs long-term consideration. I will definitely hand it over, but I have to think carefully. Think about how to hand it in~"
Seeing Tang Sufan thinking deeply, he was not in a hurry or slow, and even looked like he was kind-hearted if he didn't want to talk to him.
Li Shimin couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth, this...
It seems like I took it off for fun...
I just unknowingly admitted that the emperor was lying, and now I want to do the opposite. Isn't it self-contradictory?
"this……"
Li Shimin had nothing to say at this time and turned his attention to Fang Xuanling and others.
Fang Xuanling was also speechless. Your Majesty, you are contradicting yourself...
People are being reasonable——
Even if you want to rip you off, let alone rip off, it’s not too much for others to rip you off——
After all, Li Shimin was the king of a country. He quickly calmed down, his mind was racing, and he said: "Ahem, Su Fan, how can this be called bullying the king? It's just a few clever words. I believe that the current sage's mind will definitely be able to understand. of."
"Such a wonderful achievement deserves a heavy reward. Wouldn't it be a matter of your title?"
Tang Sufan listened and shook his head.
I also patted my chest, making it seem that I was also very generous and said.
"No, no, after all, this is the crime of deceiving the emperor. What if that old boy Li Er finds out that I am a teenager, and you said before that I am a hermit master..."
"Don't let Li Er get mad and chop you off. Who will I go to drink with in the future? Then Rou'er already has no mother, and now don't lose her father. No, no, no, this matter must be considered in the long run!"
Li Shimin:...
He suddenly regretted why he was fussing with this kid. He couldn't get over it now.
Tang Sufan continued: "No matter what, I don't want this title..."
Li Shimin couldn't help but stare: "No, you must have this title!"
"No, I can't have it!"
"No, you have to get this title!"
"No, even if this thing is of great merit, your Lao Li's life is not his life? No, no!"
Tang Sufan and His Majesty were blushing when they started arguing over a title.
Several old men were really speechless...
Unexpectedly, one day, the emperor begged for a title for nothing, but the man still refused.
And the story is so dramatic and absurd.
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