A burst of black lines suddenly appeared on Tang Sufan's forehead. What a black history, a complete black history. He was so damn alive that he was seen by these idiots like Lao Li!
He really didn't expect that he would be able to be a 'Boar Rider' and die publicly once in his lifetime.
Tang Sufan glanced at Li Shimin and the three old men who were suppressing laughter, and felt extremely disgusted.
"Okay, laugh if you want, why don't you just ride a pig?"
"Hahahahahahaha!!"
"Young man Tang is really a strange person. This mount is beyond comparison with ours! Haha~"
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A few people immediately laughed out loud. It is very rare to catch some dirty information about this boy Tang Sufan~
Changsun Wuji, on the other hand, was secretly amazed at the fact that this boy actually called His Majesty Lao Li! And Du Ruhui, who values logic the most, actually acquiesced? !
From Li Shimin's description just now, he originally thought that the Tang boy mentioned by His Majesty might be a disciple of the Immortal Sect with a graceful demeanor and superhuman knowledge.
What I thought was that he was a country boy riding a pig! ?
The gap is really quite big~
At this time, Tang Sufan quickly raised his head, what the hell, Lao Li is here? !
Logically speaking, when Lao Li was asked to come last time, shouldn't he bring Rou'er with him? What the hell would it be like if Rou'er saw him riding a pig?
Tang Sufan quickly looked left and right to see if Li Rouer was here?
"Lao Li, is Rou'er here?"
Li Shimin's laughter stopped suddenly, and he waved his hand with an unnatural look on his face: "Rou'er was not feeling well this time, so she didn't come..."
Only then did he remember that after drinking last time, he had agreed to bring Li Lirou with him, but today he was in a hurry and did not bring his daughter.
Hearing this, Tang Sufan secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh~ It's a good thing I didn't come..."
If that girl saw me riding a pig today, I am afraid that my tall image in her heart would be shattered in an instant~
Then Tang Sufan said again: "Then what are you doing here?"
Cheng Yaojin said with a strange look on his face: "I'll wait to see you riding a pig~"
"What the hell!"
Tang Sufan's face turned dark.
"Hahahahaha~"
Cheng Yaojin himself continued to laugh unethically.
Li Shimin quickly grabbed Cheng Yaojin, asking this boy to do something today.
"Boss Tang, do you still remember what you said about the Turkic military exploits last time?"
Tang Sufan's face relaxed, and then he glanced at Li Shimin jokingly: "So that's what happened, Lao Li, you are not kind. You agreed to take Rou'er with you first. Where is Rou'er?"
This bitch still wants to use his hands empty-handed.
Li Shimin's old face turned red. As an emperor, he had broken his trust, which really stung his self-esteem~
Then Li Shimin straightened his back like a pine tree and said with "righteous words": "It's a good thing that So-and-so didn't bring Rou'er here today, otherwise you might have scared So-and-so's daughter with your ugly appearance!"
Tang Sufan was dumbfounded, this bitch really knew how to play!
This is indeed a businessman, his brain is very flexible~
Tang Sufan curled his lips and simply waved his hand, pretending to turn around and go about his own business: "Okay, if you don't bring Rou'er, don't even think about your military exploits~"
"Hey, Mr. Tang, my boss is joking~"
Fang Xuanling said quickly.
Li Shimin's tone suddenly softened: "Ahem, Mr. Tang, I'm just here to see how your preparations are going? This is not just talking, I'm not worried..."
Tang Sufan turned around coolly and glanced at Li Shimin jokingly, "What a bitch, if you don't see a rabbit, you won't let go of an eagle~"
"Old Li, let me tell you, I have already prepared what you want. I just need to dedicate this to Li Er and guarantee that you will be promoted to a noble position. But... you are not sincere in not bringing Rou'er." Ah~"
Li Shimin's eyes lit up after hearing this: "Seriously?"
Sun Wuji, the eldest uncle and brother-in-law, twitched his lips and complained wildly in his heart.
Li Er? !
Seeing His Majesty look so excited? ! People already call you Li Er, why are you still thinking about getting promoted to a higher position? You are the emperor!
Tang Sufan vowed: "Is what I said true?"
"Well, I'll have to see what it is later~"
Tang Sufan raised his eyebrows and replied coldly: "I didn't bring anyone here, so there is no need to discuss anything."
This kid is really not that easy to fool, and then Li Shimin said seriously.
"I guarantee that if what you said is true, I will definitely fulfill my promise in two days. I am an imperial businessman after all. How could I lie to you about this?"
Li Er also made a guest appearance as an imperial merchant.
Tang Sufan thought for a while and responded casually: "Okay, okay~"
Then Tang Sufan called Liu Xiao again and asked him to bring the things from the woodshed. He still had something to do and couldn't leave~
Liu Xiao hurriedly went back to get his things. Li Shimin looked at the black pig on the ground, and then asked with a suppressed smile: "Tang boy, what do you mean by competing with a pig all day long~"
Although pigs were called pigs in ancient times, since the Tang Dynasty, the Hongzhou generation liked to call them "tanggu", and the name of pigs has been around since the Central Plains.
There are also records that can be checked. "Yunxian Miscellaneous Notes" of the Tang Dynasty quoted "Old Collection of Taiping": "A black-faced man is called a pig."
"You don't understand. I am planning to research and raise pigs for food in the future. Maybe this will be a technology that benefits the people~"
After saying that, Tang Sufan even narrowly kicked the black pig that was tied tightly...
Li Shimin's face darkened, why is this bitch becoming more and more unsightly? You are just a descendant of the Immortal Sect, and you just do nothing but idle around all day long.
Do you still want to raise pigs now? !
Is that true?
I'm afraid you've lost your mind!
If there were no belts these days, even Li Shimin would have wanted to take out a belt and give him a loving education for his parents, so as to make up for this boy's incomplete childhood~
"You kid is talking nonsense again. You don't lack the money for meat. What kind of pigs do you want to raise? Pork tastes sour and unpleasant, and few people eat it. Don't you know?"
In the Tang Dynasty, meat was also divided into three, six or nine grades. Generally, the princes and nobles mainly ate mutton. However, due to the poor livelihood of the people, beef was prohibited by law.
Pork was considered a despicable meat in the Tang Dynasty, and only poor refugees would eat it.
Because the taste of pork naturally has a sour and disgusting odor that is difficult to swallow, even those who have a few mouths to eat at home will not even think of eating it ~
Therefore, the view that pork is cheap meat has long been ingrained.
Tang Sufan stared at a certain part of the black pig on the ground with evil intentions and chuckled.
"Of course I have a way to remove the fishy smell of pork. And using my method, a pig can grow to two or three hundred pounds, and the meat is plump. Maybe this is something that benefits the country and the people. thing………"
After Tang Sufan finished speaking, he smacked his lips. Thinking of the braised pork he hadn't eaten for a long time, his mouth couldn't help but water.
That thing is perfect for eating~
There are also those big elbows, braised pork, stir-fried pork, etc., etc. They are all delicacies that you will never get tired of eating.
"Get rid of the smell! Can you still grow to two or three hundred pounds?"
Li Shimin raised his eyebrows, and then glanced at the wild boar on the ground. If a domestic pig can grow to two or three hundred pounds, what's the point?
As an emperor, he naturally knows about the scarcity of meat in the world today.
Nowadays, the world has just settled down in the past few years, and ordinary people can only see serious meat on the table during holidays.
If we put aside the worldly view of pork and can really remove the fishy smell of pork and it can still grow to this weight, then ordinary people will have a lot more meat to eat!
