So, Tang Sufan pretended not to care and said: "When I was twelve years old, I couldn't bear such a change. Living in Chang'an was also inspired by the scene, so I went to travel around the world. Later, by chance, I became a disciple of an old man with gray hair and a childlike face. I went to the mountains with him to learn skills for several years.”
As for this all-purpose rhetoric, he had already thought of it and had even used it to fool many people.
Otherwise, how can I hide my sudden appearance of these abilities? You can’t say that I am a time traveler~
Li Shimin's eyes lit up, there was indeed an expert behind this kid.
So Li Shimin also pretended not to care and asked: "Oh? I wonder if you are a Taoist or a Buddhist?"
It's just that between the two of them, one pretends to be 'not caring' and makes things up, and the other is 'not caring' and wants to test things out. They really seem to be a bit different.
Tang Sufan raised his eyebrows and his thoughts changed.
Pretending to be mysterious, Man Youyou said: "I am a disciple of the Hunyuan Xingyi Taiji Sect. I am the only disciple of my master, Master Ma Xian. I can't say more about the rest. The discipline of the master comes first."
His apprenticeship was out of bad taste, and he just wanted to see if he could fool these silly old haters and raise his own worth.
Hunyuan Xingyi Tai Chi Gate? Li Shimin and the three of them frowned at the same time. When they heard it, it was a Taoist sect. Such a grand name, Ma Xianshi. Hiss~ Could this little thief really be a disciple of the immortal?
Then Li Shimin immediately wrote it down in his little notebook.
Then Li Shimin didn't ask any more questions. Everyone said he couldn't say more. Maybe the sect had some taboos.
What Tang Sufan didn't know was that his wicked bragging actually made Li Shimin believe it~
Since he wanted to add a sense of mystery, he just stopped talking. Tang Sufan didn't continue to brag. Talking too much would be bad.
Li Shimin changed the topic and asked calmly: "Oh? Is your ability to predict the future just now true? Then can you predict when I will send troops? Can our country win?"
Let's see if we can get some useful information out of this kid. If this kid is really accurate in everything, then we might as well just let him calculate whether he can come back victorious.
Tang Sufan asked directly: "Why do you care about this if you don't bet? Didn't you say that it is a serious crime to make irresponsible remarks on national affairs?"
Regarding this kind of thing, Tang Sufan still felt that he shouldn't be careless unless necessary, otherwise he might get into trouble.
Li Shimin's face froze, and he was thinking about what words to use to fool this boy.
"I made a mistake. I often go out to do some business outside the customs. Naturally, I am a little concerned about this matter of marching and fighting."
As soon as Li Shimin finished speaking, Tang Sufan's expression suddenly became very exciting.
Unexpectedly, Tang Sufan's face, which had been gentle and elegant just now, suddenly became distorted like a face change in a Peking opera, and his voice was raised an octave as he shouted: "So you are just a businessman!"
This is not because Tang Sufan looks down on businessmen. He was also a businessman in his previous life.
However, in the Tang Dynasty, merchants belonged to a lowly class, including scholars, peasants, industrialists, and merchants. The status of merchants was the lowest, and their political status was even far lower than that of scholars and common people.
To put it bluntly, some businessmen's family fortunes are indeed quite large, but if they want to be respected by others, they have to find ways to connect with the official career, because the descendants of businessmen cannot be officials.
It turns out that you are just a businessman, so why are you so arrogant? You kept yelling and slashing my hand with a knife, which made me very frightened. Looking at your posture, I thought you were a prince!
To use my Tang style classical Chinese, it is really abominable, it’s his mother’s fault!
Li Shimin's face turned dark, but he still said, "So what if he's a businessman?"
Is this little thief a dog-faced person? Just change?
On weekdays, he pretends to be a businessman traveling outside the palace. Although the status of a businessman is low, this little thief's face changes too quickly like a dog. If he had known it, he would have changed his identity.
Now Tang Sufan was no longer afraid, he was not afraid at all.
You're a businessman, so don't talk to me about how I'm not good enough for your daughter, and your life safety can be considered guaranteed.
After all, this is our own territory, and the people in the surrounding villages responded to my call. How dare you, a businessman, hurt me? I will file a lawsuit tomorrow and put you in jail.
Then Tang Sufan put his arm around Li Shimin's shoulders in the eyes of Fang Xuanling and others. Now it was his turn to say carelessly: "Old Li, if you hadn't told me, I would have thought you were some high-ranking official. Where is the member? This scared me just now, don’t worry, I will definitely not be short of Xiaorou’s gift..."
Just when several guards were about to draw their swords and Cheng Yaojin was about to take down this kid, Li Shimin stopped them with a cryptic look.
This little thief might be of great use in the future, so I'll show him how to dress up as a white dragon fish first.
Well, since Your Majesty won't let me take care of it, they can just watch the show.
Li Shimin, who was hugged by the shoulders, glanced at Tang Sufan's very handsome but extremely arrogant face, resisted the urge to punch him and said calmly: "Even if so-and-so is a businessman, but so-and-so is Xiaorou's father, you just Such a statement?"
Tang Sufan curled his lips indifferently and complained: "Fuck you, why didn't you think I was a junior when you asked someone to scare me with a knife? I'm telling you, since we are businessmen, we should keep a low profile. Now go away." Is it reasonable to bring a few thugs everywhere?"
After saying that, Tang Sufan patted Li Shimin's chest, as if his buddies were doing good for you, which frightened several Qianniu Guards.
Li Shimin was very angry. I don't know how many years no one has dared to speak to me like this in this tone. The last time I was the King of Qin, it was also the year of the Prime Minister. Cheng Yaojin and the old thieves said this to me for a while. .
For a time, Li Shimin felt a different kind of fun in his heart.
"Why, seeing as I'm a businessman, you're not going to bring out the fine wine and food?"
Fang Xuanling and Cheng Yaojin took a look and said, His Majesty, your Majesty will not really interact with this kid on an equal footing.
"I don't discriminate against businessmen. Don't worry, there are still good wines and good food. I have just returned to Chang'an not long ago, and I haven't made much good wine. But you have too many people. Let your guards go back first, especially It’s this guard who looks like a cow.”
After speaking, Tang Sufan specifically pointed at Cheng Yaojin.
Would Cheng Yaojin be happy? He doesn't care what His Majesty does with this kid. Can you please drink without me, Old Cheng?
Cheng Yaojin's eyes flashed fiercely, his fists clenched loudly, he stared at Tang Sufan and said, "Boy Tang, is this not worthy of drinking your wine?"
This frightened Tang Sufan and he quickly stepped back. If the old gangster pinched him, how could his small body be able to bear it?
"Hey, hey, hey, Lao Li, hurry up and take care of you, you're going to beat me!"
Li Shimin felt happy in his heart. You are a little thief who is afraid of the hard. Then arrange for someone to come out who can suppress this little thief.
Then Li Shimin said calmly: "This is not someone's servant. This is Lao Cheng, a friend of someone. And by the way, Lao Cheng is not a businessman."
After speaking, Li Shimin also gave Cheng Yaojin a look. Cheng Yaojin was of course reckless and seemed to have no brains, but who could play a simple role in the court for so many years? He naturally understands what he really needs to understand.
Then he understood what Li Shimin meant and shouted: "Hey, Mr. Tang, I am the captain of the Sixth Army of Bei Ya, and I have a serious official status."
So Cheng Yaojin also made up an identity. Although this identity was not high, it was still a serious official.
Tang Sufan's expression changed again, and he said quickly: "Oh, why do you think you are dressed as a bandit... Oh no, you are dressed in heroic spirit. It turns out he is a soldier of the Tang Dynasty. Don't worry, he is a good wine steward."
Li Shimin has finally seen Tang Sufan's ability to change his face. This little thief is truly abominable.
