Tang Sufan had just ran no more than fifty meters when the two guards chasing behind him saw the opportunity and stepped hard on the corners of the earth walls on the left and right sides of the alley.
With a body like an eagle, it flipped twice above Tang Sufan's head and landed firmly in front of Tang Sufan!
If His Majesty had not ordered to capture this man alive, they would have killed him with a hidden weapon. How could they have allowed this naughty boy to slip away until now?
This time, Tang Sufan's way was completely blocked.
"Damn it, Qinggong!"
Tang Sufan's eyes widened so much that the boss made a sound of surprise, staring at the two guards who looked at him with unkind eyes, and the corners of his mouth trembled slightly.
This ancient Kung Fu is really not fake. Although it is not as flashy as those in previous TV movies, it is actually real Kung Fu~
Okay, now it’s even bigger!
Behind Tang Sufan, Li Shimin slowly walked over with a gloomy face, and the anger in his eyes seemed to want to burn Tang Sufan to ashes...
Tang Sufan had countless MMPs in his mind at the moment and he didn't know whether he should talk about it or not. He should study the almanac seriously before going out today!
Then, at this time, this sentence suddenly appeared in Tang Sufan's mind~
No matter what difficulties we encounter, don't be afraid. Face it with a smile. The best way to eliminate fear is to face it and persevere! That's victory! Come on, Ollie!
No, you have to think of a way to temporarily calm this group of people. Otherwise, if these people are angry and stab you twice, you will be really miserable.
So he slowly turned around and gave a confident smile to the furious Li Shimin.
But this smile is really stiff.
However, no matter how Li Shimin looked at this smile, it was ridicule, and the anger in his heart suddenly became even greater...
However, this son's background is complicated, and there are shadows of the Wang family behind him. If he doesn't figure it out, Li Shimin will not feel at ease even if he is killed.
Li Shimin's eyes darkened and he shouted in a cold voice: "Tell me, what's your purpose of getting close to someone's daughter! Who sent you here?"
Forehead? Tang Sufan was stunned. He seemed to remember seeing this plot in a TV series...
"Sure enough, Rou'er is your daughter~"
Tang Sufan pretended to take it for granted on his face, and then pretended to be righteous and flattered him: "Yes, only a person like you, Xiao Suxuanju, who is as aloof as a god can be born like Xiaorou. My daughter is as cute and smart as a fairy."
"Hey, you pretty boy, you have a very slippery mouth. You know that my lady is not a girl from the Mortal family, how dare you hook up with her like a piece of shit?"
At this time, Cheng Yaojin jumped out with a pale face. If he didn't earn a wave of performance points at this time, he might be accused of failing to protect the emperor when he returned home.
The veins on Li Shimin's forehead jumped, and he made a mental note to this old man Cheng? It’s called hooking up! You little thief can't speak, so don't speak! No one thinks you are dumb!
Tang Sufan scolded this rude man who looked like Zhang Fei in his heart, you are the pretty boy, your whole family are all pretty boys! This is called a handsome guy!
But after glancing at the half-drawn blades of several guards around him, to be honest, I was still very frightened.
But he slowly put his hands behind his back and spoke slowly, pretending to be indifferent as if the mountain had collapsed before him.
"This strong man cannot say that. The Book of Songs says that a gentle lady is like a gentleman. Although the boy does not claim to be a gentleman, a woman like Rou'er~"
Tang Sufan pretended to be infatuated on his face and looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle: "The clouds are like the clothes, the flowers are like the face, and the spring breeze blows the threshold and the dew is rich. If we hadn't met on the top of the jade mountain, we would have met under the moon on the Yaotai... Even if we are in heaven No matter what the difference, I can't help but be attracted to a woman like Rou'er who is like a Yaotai fairy..."
Tang Sufan, who pretended to be affectionate on his face, said from the bottom of his heart, Mr. Poetry Fairy, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I stole one of your poems to save my life. I will definitely pay you the royalties when I meet you in the future.
Eh, no, it’s only the beginning of the Tang Dynasty, and Shixian was not born until seventy or eighty years ago, oh~ that’s okay...
As soon as Tang Sufan finished speaking, even though Li Shimin's face was still extremely gloomy, his eyes couldn't help but set off a wave of surprise.
In the Tang Dynasty, poetry was the greatest entertainment and display of literary talents. Even an ordinary person would shout loudly and praise you as a cultural person when hearing a poem with smooth rhyme.
What's more, Li Shimin and Fang Xuanling, who are deeply in harmony with literature?
Li Shimin is naturally familiar with that line in the Book of Songs, but the following poem is much more amazing than the line "My Fair Lady, and the Gentleman Is Good"!
Fang Xuanling, who had been involved in the literary world for many years and often served as the chief examiner of the imperial examinations, was even more shocked.
Such poems cannot be unknown, and even he has never heard of them, which means that these poems were written by him himself.
Among all the juniors he had ever seen, no one could compare with this kind of literary talent.
Tang Sufan's sudden display of literary talent instantly relieved Li Shimin, who was already furious, by more than half.
This kind of poem is definitely enough to be passed down from generation to generation, and besides, this poem is still describing my daughter. No matter how strong the anger is, it will have to be extinguished a lot.
At the same time, it also made Li Shimin, who had a collecting habit and wanted to be his disciple when he saw talents, a little entangled in his heart.
"snort……"
Li Shimin snorted coldly, as if he didn't buy it, and then said: "Since you admire my daughter, why don't you use legitimate means to behave like that in the street?"
Tang Sufan, who pretended to be fearless, was overjoyed. It seemed that in the Tang Dynasty, as long as he showed off his literary talents, he would be looked down upon.
This is the power of knowledge~
Although this dog's attitude was still the same, it seemed that the anger of kicking him had been somewhat relieved for the time being. At least he was safe for the time being.
As for the rest, they must not be fooled, oh no, convinced by themselves, who had worked in foreign trade sales for two years.
"You don't know something right now. I definitely didn't do anything inappropriate to Xiaorou. I was just reading Rou'er's palm."
Li Shimin said solemnly: "Reading palms? Do you think I will believe it? Only a child like you can understand Taoism?"
At this time, I also made a conclusion for this kid in my heart.
Although this boy has outstanding literary talents, his conduct is really not upright, and he is not useful and is a disaster.
Tang Sufan straightened his waist suddenly, turned his body a little, and curved the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing three parts of coolness, three parts of sarcasm, three parts of carelessness, three parts... Oh no, there are too many.
In short, he showed an arrogant smile and glanced at Li Shimin scornfully: "Although I am very talented, my poetry, Confucianism, dance, writing, and calligraphy cannot be compared to trivial matters. My real ability is not something you can see clearly!"
At this time, you have to quickly raise your status, otherwise you will still be in a passive state. Negotiation skills are something that I was very good at when I was doing deals with foreigners.
Now that he has calmed down his anger over the possibility of becoming his father-in-law, the next guy will definitely suppress some bullshit status issue.
Just like the old mother-in-law in the previous life asked you if you have a car, a house, and talent? If you don’t have a car, a house, or talent, no one will look up to you.
Now that I have proven that I am talented, now it is time to prove that I have the ability to 'buy a car and a house'.
To put it bluntly, just... get out of my way, I'm going to show off.
Are poetry, Confucianism and theory a minor doctrine?
This sentence made Li Shimin, whose anger had just calmed down, rekindle anger in his eyes.
I, the Tang Dynasty, valued Confucianism and religion and implemented great policies by governing the country with culture. You, a child with a yellow mouth, say this is a trivial way. Don't I, the emperor, have a better vision than you, a bitch?
Even Fang Xuanling's chest trembled after hearing this. She said in front of His Majesty that poetry and Confucianism were nothing more than trivial matters. She was the first person in the world who dared to do this!
Fang Xuanling even sighed inwardly. This man had outstanding literary talent. Although his mind was not right, if he could repent, he would be a promising talent.
But this kid just likes to move forward on the road of seeking death, and no one dares to have anything to do with him.
If Tang Sufan knew that the person in front of him was the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, he would not have the courage to say this.
At this time, Li Shimin sneered, whether it was because he was angry or because he was really interested, he said in a deep voice: "Oh, I would like to know, what are you capable of as a young man?"
