In the dark, Wang Ran watched all this with interest.
He petted the cat.
The gap between gods and ordinary people is as great as heaven and earth.
After reaching his current level, watching these two people fight is like watching a martial arts analysis video slowed down a hundred times. It is really not interesting at all.
He came to this world for a vacation, not to watch novices pecking each other.
However, there is still a person hiding on the courtyard wall.
Judging from the aura, this person is slightly stronger than ordinary people who have never practiced at all, but this person has a particularly strong obsession with his Heavy Rain Pear Blossom Needle.
Wang Ran was a little curious about this person.
When this man saw his father-in-law and the sword pavilion masters fighting, he still huddled on the courtyard wall and refused to run away, as if he was not afraid of being affected at all.
In other words, this person's desire for rainstorm pear needles defeated his fear of death.
But why?
"Meow~"
The orange cat made a lazy sound.
She raised her chin and let Wang Ran's rough fingers rub her chin, and she narrowed her eyes in comfort.
This adult's handwork is really great!
Although the teacher also loves and protects me, he doesn’t understand kittens at all and never strokes me.
Maomao began to like this adult.
[Task type: Kill monsters (1V1)]
[Task time limit: three days]
[Mission background: The concentration of spiritual energy has increased, causing your dead second uncle to crawl out of the soil again and turned into a bloodthirsty monster that chooses people to eat. As a nephew, you have the obligation to send your second uncle on his last journey]
[Task Note: Rest in peace, my second uncle]
[Task tip: Don’t worry about the casualties of ordinary people, as long as you can kill your second uncle in Langya Mountain, all sacrifices will be worth it]
The club's tasks are increasing, and the little savior hardly gets any rest and has to deal with at least one task every day.
Da Gu slowly opened his eyes.
He looked at the familiar village entrance and couldn't help but reveal a wry smile on his face.
"This is my hometown!"
"How can you not care about the casualties of ordinary people?"
He is now considered experienced in many battles.
But he never imagined that one day he would return to the village where he was born and raised in this way.
What a mess!
"Second uncle."
A man with a sunny smile appeared in Dagu's mind.
His second uncle was a decent man during his lifetime, and his food and clothing expenses were among the best in the village. However, no one knew where his second uncle's money came from until his second uncle died of cancer and debt collectors came to the village to pursue him.
Only then did the villagers know that his second uncle had borrowed more than 8 million yuan in online loans.
His second uncle had long known that he was not going to die soon, so he took out small loans online to help him finish the last stage of his life comfortably.
His second uncle was happy, and the debt collector was numb.
However, there were too many people in the village, and the debt collectors couldn't do anything. After staying for a few days, they left in despair.
Later, their village was blacklisted for online loans.
But this may not be a good thing.
At least no children in their village were forced to death by unscrupulous businessmen because of online loans.
Da Gu's thoughts drifted further and further away.
But he didn't just stand there and reminisce, but he did squats while reminiscing.
Although he looks very weird, the club gave him a talent and made him develop the habit of exercising every moment.
【The Metamorphosis of Insects】
[When you exercise, light balls will explode that improve your attributes. Picking up light balls can improve your physical fitness]
Physical fitness is key to getting the job done.
In order to catch up with a colleague who can turn into a Star Destroyer in three seconds and prevent himself from being abandoned by the club, he had to train diligently.
Even when he's with his girlfriend, he doesn't forget to do push-ups.
Release and pick up at the same time.
After a few seconds, Da Gu's thoughts returned.
He stood up, picked up the light ball, and then walked towards the village. He ran into an electric three-wheeler, and the driver of the three-wheeler was his third aunt.
The two passed each other as if they were strangers.
When performing tasks, the club will modify his physical characteristics, not only his appearance and height, but also his irises, voice, fingerprints, blood type, genes, and sometimes even his gender.
He had just become a beautiful girl with twin tails the day before yesterday, participated in the impart, and bewitched a dozen horny monsters.
Where is the second uncle buried?
Dagu recalled while walking towards the village.
He has been working hard outside since he became an adult and has not returned to the village for a long time.
Memories emerge bit by bit.
His second uncle used the money he borrowed from Luwang to buy a piece of land in the village specifically for burying himself. He also hired a company to clean up after his death and burn some fresh stuff every year.
If nothing else happened, his second uncle would even play with Changan Automobile and Shadow Elf down there.
"Second uncle, second uncle!" Da Gu muttered, "You are the elder I respect most, please don't make it difficult for me."
He hoped that his second uncle wouldn't be too difficult.
He had encountered some difficult monsters before, which were a bit like BOSS in soul-based games. He would fight them for three days and three nights.
The dog's brain was blown out of his mind.
A few minutes later, Big Bone appeared in the village cemetery.
His second uncle was very coquettish. He erected a statue of his youth in the center of the cemetery, and his body was buried under the statue.
It stands to reason that the body should have decomposed long ago.
But his second uncle built a refrigeration system down there with 24-hour power supply.
How outrageous is it?
As the details in his memories became clearer and clearer, Da Gu suddenly had the feeling that his second uncle was cheating on the corpse.
"It's inevitable by chance"
Big Bone was talking to himself while doing push-ups.
Although the cemetery is not next to the main road, it is not remote. Children in the village often play here, and adults often pass by here.
About every two minutes, someone sees Big Bones doing push-ups in front of the statue.
"Neuropathy."
Da Gu keenly caught the curses in the wind.
He remained silent.
Putting it in his perspective, if he saw someone doing push-ups in his second uncle's cemetery, he would also call this person crazy.
Fortunately, the club helped him change his appearance, otherwise he would never return to the village in his life.
Time passed bit by bit, and in the evening, the statue suddenly shook.
Big Bone stood up.
He absorbed the attribute light balls all over the floor, then put his hand on the handle of the knife behind him, his face gradually becoming solemn.
The time for battle has arrived.
Archive!
This is another talent given to him by the club.
【Read the file】
[You can create a temporary archive for yourself in reality. When you are conscious, you can freely go back to the archive within ten minutes after saving]
Da Guyuan calls this talent a magical skill.
He felt that this talent was no worse than becoming a Star Destroyer. He had a very low starting point, but because of this talent, he achieved excellent results with a 100% mission completion rate.
His colleague who can transform into a Star Destroyer is inferior to him.
"Second uncle! Let me beg you!"
"Can't you just lie down?"
"You come out and let me cut it into eight pieces. If someone else burns something for you in the future, will you still be able to accept it?"
The bones were broken and he thought.
He really didn't want to do anything to his second uncle, because his second uncle was very good to him. When he came to his house during the holidays, he never forgot to stuff him with a few large-denomination game recharge cards.
His second uncle knew that giving money would be confiscated, but giving recharge cards would not.
Really a good person.
Pity.
swish swish
The statue swayed more and more, and Dagu slowly drew out the long knife behind him, preparing to chop.
laugh--
Just when Dagu was on full alert for the statue, a blue-black hand emerged from under his crotch and inserted into an indescribable part.
"Read. Read the file."
Dagu said as he fell in a pool of blood.
Swish——
Time went back and Dagu returned to the time when the statue first started to tremble.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
It hurts his mother to the grave, it hurts his mother to death.
Da Gu covered his buttocks and jumped like a monkey. He spat out fragrant words: "Second uncle, you are really not a fucking thing. Just wait for me. If I don't fuck you to pieces, I'll be sorry for what you did to me all those years ago." Take care of me!”
"The Most Respected Elder"
Dagu’s eyes were red.
The shaking of the statue intensified again. This time, Big Bone no longer stared at the statue, but held the knife with both hands, the tip of the knife pointing vertically downward.
laugh--
A blue-black hand came out from under his crotch.
Da Gu glared and said: "Me! Fuck! You! Mom!"
He pressed down hard, and the blade penetrated the green-black palm without any hindrance, and then penetrated the entire arm.
"Roar!"
A roar that sounded both human and inhuman came from under the stone slab.
Da Gu pulled out the knife without hesitation, and then thrust wildly at the part where the sound came from.
The slate was like a piece of soft tofu under his knife. Every time he inserted it into a hole, it did not hinder the movement of his blade at all.
Soon, the movement under the stone slab disappeared.
[Task rewards have been distributed]
A line of small words floated in front of Dagu's eyes.
[Congratulations on getting 200 yuan in cash]
Big Bone's face was expressionless.
He killed his second uncle and only earned 200 yuan. He might as well have stolen a battery cart to deliver food.
Fortunately, this is not the bulk of the mission rewards.
The cash reward is just Tu Yile, the real reward is a variety of props, some of which are very practical, such as his sword [Murasame], which was a prop rewarded from a previous mission.
Da Gu felt a little uneasy.
[Congratulations on getting the prop "Red Refrigerator"]
"refrigerator?"
Dagu subconsciously ignored the word "red" in front of the refrigerator.
He rubbed his eyes and confirmed that the club had sent him a refrigerator, and immediately let out a sigh of disappointment.
“Do you think I look like someone who needs a refrigerator?”
Not every prop is a practical prop like [Murasame], there are also some useless props, such as [Endless Carrots], [Vibrating Cucumber], and [Love Letter from an Ordinary Leopard Print Aunt].
What you get, generally depends on luck.
Big bones can see very clearly.
If you didn’t get a practical item this time, you’ll be more likely to get one next time.
"never mind."
"It's better than nothing."
His figure gradually faded from the air.
The distorted light and shadow swallowed his body bit by bit, and a enchanting voice faintly came from the light and shadow.
"Baby!"
"Where have you been? Let's have some bondage play!"
"I love you so much!"
There is arrogance between the lines.
"Hold!"
"What kind of monster? Eat me!"
(End of chapter)
