Every scumbag has a different face, but the oaths they swear are the same.
Li Zhi said that his unyielding loyalty to the queen was a lesson to both heaven and earth, and the dogs guarding the palace gate all laughed.
In order to express your loyalty to Empress Wu, you have not spared the women of the Wu family. Do you really want to let heaven and earth judge you? Are you not afraid of being struck by lightning?
Therefore, no matter how wise a monarch is in history, when it comes to women, he is no different from an ordinary scumbag, perhaps even worse than an ordinary scumbag.
The scumbag will at least pull out a few tissues to wipe the woman afterward. The emperor does not need it, only the woman wipes it for the emperor.
Yang Hongwu, who asked for the draft from Shangshu, rolled his eyes and almost rolled his eyes to the sky. He clearly refused with a righteous look on his face. Can you cover up the smile at the corner of your mouth to some extent? Are you afraid that others won’t see how happy you are?
Li Zhi's hypocritical refusal was not taken seriously by the civil and military officials of the court.
We are all men, you know!
So Yang Hongwu, together with more than a dozen courtiers, went to court again, and also requested an order for the draft.
Your Majesty, enriching the harem is not for your own happiness, but for the inheritance of the Tang Dynasty and the reproduction of the descendants of the Tian family. This is a very serious matter, please take it seriously.
Of course Li Zhi was serious, he almost laughed out loud.
It is a man's nature to be pervasive and find every opportunity.
It is also a man's nature to enter different holes and insert different slits. As the emperor, of course, you must completely release your nature. If you don't have a good rest and entertainment, how can you have the energy to govern the world?
However, Li Zhi sternly refused the second time he signed a petition.
When the memorial was delivered to the Tai Chi Palace, Li Zhi said angrily to Empress Wu, "Look at these ministers, they are not doing business all day long. Do they need to care whether my harem is full or not?" They are clearly trying to alienate the relationship between the Tian family couple and tarnish my sincerity towards the queen, and they should be punished for their crimes.
Empress Wu had served two generations of emperors, how could she not understand men, especially scumbags?
She had already seen through Li Zhi's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys.
So Empress Wu said with a smile on her face, since the ministers were so kind that it was hard to refuse, Your Majesty might as well agree. The reproduction of the descendants of the Tian family is indeed very important.
Li Zhi pretended to refuse again. Empress Wu felt contempt in her heart, but she still tried to persuade him pretendingly.
The couple showed off their acting skills, going back and forth.
Empress Wu finally got impatient, so she just said one sentence and refused to be a concubine, but she took it seriously.
Li Zhi was shocked and immediately agreed with pain on his face.
Empress Wu looked at his expression coldly. It was obviously such a happy thing, but it was as painful as if he was about to go to the execution ground. He was acting crazy here.
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Zhuque Street, Liaodong County Government House.
Li Qinzai had never lived in the mansion newly given to him by Li Zhi for a day. Habits are a terrible thing. Once people get used to something, they don't want to change it.
For example, Li Qinzai was used to living in the Duke's Mansion, and he was already familiar with every plant and plant there. He was also used to scolding his servants, teasing the maids, and the No. 8 technician who was becoming more and more sophisticated every day.
Li Qinzai didn't want to move to the familiar living place, so Li Zhi gave him the Duke's Mansion. Li Qinzai only visited it for a while, and then continued to live in the Duke's Mansion every day.
It was so comfortable to live here that Li Qinzai even secretly decided that when Li Ji returned in triumph, he must have a good chat with Li Ji and persuade him to write a will without asking for inheritance of the title or money and land. If possible, he would The Duke's mansion was given to him as a legacy.
As for where Li Jingye will live after inheriting the British Duke... What does the British Duke's matter have to do with my Liaodong County Duke?
Today, Li Qinzai was finally willing to go out and visit his new residence, the county government's mansion.
After Buqu opened the door, Li Qinzai was stunned for a moment, then became furious, and immediately ordered Buqu to call Wu Minzhi. If he dared not come, he would be kidnapped and sent over.
I couldn't help but be angry. The yard of the new mansion was in a mess. There were charcoal ash everywhere in the middle of the yard. There were leftover chicken bones, lamb ribs, and several empty wine jars. What was even worse was that there was a faint smell coming from the grass next to it. Urine smell.
When the dispute over the heirloom intensified, Wu Minzhi begged Li Qinzai to take him in to avoid trouble. Li Qinzai kindly lent him his new mansion for a few days, but...
An hour later, Wu Minzhi stood in the middle of the yard with frowning eyes, holding a broom in his hand and cleaning the yard carefully.
Li Qinzai stood behind him with a face full of anger. If his movements were slightly delayed, he would kick his butt. He would also kick him when he didn't like it.
Wu Minzhi staggered one after another as he kicked him, and he couldn't stop working on it.
"Aren't you embarrassed? I kindly gave you a house to live in, but you are ruining my house like this? You are not as slovenly as living with a dog. Are you a human?" Li Qinzai cursed and kicked another slender flying kick. Kick away.
Wu Minzhi bared his teeth in pain, and then smiled and said: "Sir, please forgive me, I didn't do it on purpose. I was used to it at home, and no matter how messy it is, my servants will clean it up...Sir, your new mansion should be the same." Buy some servants, otherwise the huge mansion will get dirty easily."
Li Qinzai was furious: "What the hell... I'm evil, look at my legs!"
He stood up and kicked him down with a flying kick. After falling to the ground, Wu Minzhi quickly got up and praised: "Sir, you have good leg skills... You were still in a wheelchair a few days ago. I didn't expect you to recover so well." "
Li Qinzai pointed at him and said coldly: "Get out of here as soon as you clean it up. From now on, there will be a sign on the door of my house saying, 'Dogs are allowed, but Wu Minzhi is not allowed'."
Wu Minzhi said with a smile: "Sir, please don't do this. This disciple is willing to be your lackey."
Li Qinzai opened his mouth and found that he had no words.
This crazy critic is so cruel that he won't even let himself go.
Wu Minzhi scanned the map a few times, and suddenly whispered: "By the way, sir, the queen asked her disciples to tell her a message. You must hurry up on your promise to her. There is a lot of trouble in the court now, and many courtiers have been arrested." Yang Hongwu was so beguiled that more and more people signed a petition for the draft."
Li Qinzai said coldly: "There is no one around the queen? Do you want to do this kind of thing?"
Wu Minzhi smiled and said: "This disciple is the nephew of the Queen. Sir, have you forgotten?"
"I haven't forgotten. If the Queen wants to tell you something in the future, send someone else to say it. Don't get involved."
"Thank you sir for your love and care. My disciple is the queen's nephew. This identity cannot be changed no matter what. Regardless of whether my disciple is involved or not, others will recognize me as the queen's junior, and I cannot get away from it."
After a pause, Wu Minzhi said curiously: "I just don't know what the Queen asked Mr. to do? Mr. and the Queen had a grudge back then. How come they are reconciled now?"
Li Qinzai patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't inquire about social affairs and focus more on the things in front of you. If you don't clean up my yard today, I will have you stripped naked and wandered around Zhuque Street."
