People these days have banquets and drinks when they don't agree with each other. No matter what mood they are in, they have to make themselves dizzy before they are willing to do so.
If you have something to do, talk about it, and if you have nothing to do, retreat from the court, why do you have to have trouble with drinking?
Li Qinzai's face looked a little ugly. He had a big drink with Wu Minzhi last night. His hangover has not gone away yet, and his head still hurts.
At this time, Li Zhi wants to drink again, so what should we do?
Of course it's transparent.
The wine in the palace is very exquisite, not in wine jars, but in exquisite wine bottles.
The dishes were also served, and Li Qinzai sniffed, the smell was a bit familiar...
Li Zhi dismissed the palace attendants, filled Li Qinzai's glass of wine himself, and said, "Jingchu, I won't come home until you're drunk today."
With that said, Duanzhan showed off one first.
Li Qinzai's face turned blue when he smelled the alcohol. He shook for a long time before taking a drink and sighed: "Your Majesty, why don't I sit at the children's table..."
Li Zhi ignored him, pointed to the dishes in front of him, and said: "Eat, your pig's trotters and beef. Last time you presented the secret recipe. The royal chef in the palace is quite good at cooking. Ten, but the taste is still a little worse than the one you made yourself, just barely edible."
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Li Qinzai took a bite of the dish. Well, the taste was indeed a bit off.
Without the soul, there are no cattle raised in the palace, and the cattle will not sprain their feet inexplicably. The pleasure of sneaking and violating the prohibition is difficult to be reflected in the food, of course it is bad.
It makes sense for people who are hungover to drink again to "clear themselves out".
At the beginning, I felt nauseous when I smelled the alcohol, but after drinking a few drinks, I got used to it without realizing it, and then I gradually became happy and my body no longer felt so uncomfortable.
The king and his ministers just came and drank.
Knowing that Li Zhi was in a depressed mood, Li Qinzai didn't dare to say anything, so he had to drink one cup after another with him.
After drinking about four or five bottles of wine each, the two of them finally got a little heady.
Li Zhi's eyes suddenly turned red while he was drinking, and he said: "The most ruthless emperor's family. I originally thought that my harem was an exception, but I didn't expect that I would not be able to escape this conclusion after all."
"Back then, the deposed queen, Xiao Shufei, was not actually a harem fight. It was my initiative. But why did Mrs. Wei deserve it? She was just an innocent woman who was happy with me."
"Why is she... so domineering? The harem cannot tolerate any women, and she has the heart to attack her own niece." Li Zhi lowered his head and said with tears.
Li Qinzai held the wine cup and didn't know how to persuade him for a long time. He was always unwilling to discuss other people's housework and had no position at all in such matters.
No matter what he says, it's useless, especially if he can't take sides. When the couple reconciles as before, he is not a human being, and what a fool he is to add fuel to the fire at this time.
"Your Majesty, your Majesty is slightly ill and should not be sad. Why don't you go to your Zhuangzi to stay for a few days to change your mood?" Li Qinzai rarely invited him proactively.
Li Zhi hummed, then raised his eyes to look at Li Qinzai. The sadness in his eyes miraculously disappeared and turned to a gloomy look.
Li Qinzai was startled. He felt that the air pressure in the hall suddenly dropped, and his back felt faintly cold.
"Does Jingchu know the art of the emperor?" Li Zhi suddenly asked.
Li Qinzai said hurriedly: "Your Majesty, please don't scare me. The emperor has received the magic from the real dragon and the emperor. How dare I ask this as a mortal?"
Li Zhi smiled and said: "Jingchu is being humble. In fact, the art of emperorship is the art of balancing. It balances the power of the court, the ministers and their followers, and the people of the world. The emperor is just a pair of hands playing chess, making everything in the world disappear. It’s just long.”
Li Qinzai smiled bitterly and said: "Your Majesty does not need to tell me this, I dare not listen."
Li Zhi ignored him and said slowly: "Of course, the emperor's technique can also be used in the harem. The power of the concubines in the harem also needs to be balanced."
Li Qinzai's heartbeat suddenly accelerated. He didn't know why Li Zhi suddenly said this, but at this moment, Li Zhi was by no means the usual amiable and friendly person who occasionally made mistakes.
Now he is the True Dragon Emperor who has revealed his true form.
Li Qinzai said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, you should think twice before acting. I will not say meaningless words such as the deep love for you. However, the Queen has been assisting Your Majesty for many years. Your Majesty often needs the Queen's help in handling government affairs. If the husband and wife turn against each other, it will be harmful to the people of the world." It’s a catastrophe.”
Li Zhi sneered and said: "Who said that I am going to turn against the queen? Let me ask you, if a civil couple has a dispute, what should the husband do?"
Li Qinzai said carefully: "... tidy up?"
"That's right! If the mother-in-law floats up, she should be cleaned up hard so that her feet can land firmly and return to the human world, haha!" Li Zhi laughed.
Li Qinzai felt a little more relaxed. Fortunately, it was nothing to clean up, and the situation was still within the scope of household chores.
Cui Jie at home would occasionally drift, and Li Qinzai would clean her up, but the way he did it was unparalleled. After each cleaning, both parties felt both tired and happy.
"How does Your Majesty plan to deal with her?" Li Qinzai couldn't help but asked curiously, and some bad pictures began to appear in his mind.
Li Zhi's smile gradually turned serious: "...How does Jing Chu feel about clipping his wings?"
Li Qinzai was shocked.
Damn it, you still have to cause trouble.
Li Zhi said leisurely: "There are some things that I always turn a blind eye to when it comes to the relationship between husband and wife. Whether it's the harem being good at specializing in it or the court trying to win over people's hearts, as long as it's not too much, I'll acquiesce."
"This time, she went too far. If I hadn't slapped her hard, she would have thought that the world has changed its surname. Everything is done arbitrarily without my hands. Afterwards, she will find a bad excuse to mess with me. If she is allowed to If I continue, my reputation in the history books will be disgusting."
Staring at Li Qinzai with burning eyes, Li Zhi said: "Jingchu, I have always regarded you as a close friend. You and I are no different from brothers. I feel at ease with anything I entrust to you..."
Before he finished speaking, Li Qinzai had goosebumps all over his body.
Brother, don’t involve me when you cause trouble, I’m just a child...
Cutting off the queen's wings, am I allowed to get involved in this kind of thing?
If I want to die, wouldn't it be better to go home and pull a rope and hang myself?
Li Qinzai suddenly felt drunk.
The so-called "getting through" makes no sense at all. The more you drink, the more drunk you get, your head starts to spin, and the world spins...
"Your Majesty, what kind of wine is in the palace? Why do you, sir, why do you feel...so dizzy, so dizzy..." Li Qinzai fell down softly and lay down on the low table.
Li Zhi was taken aback, stretched out his hand and pushed him: "Jingchu, Jingchu! This little wine won't hurt, it won't!"
Li Qinzai showed no reaction, like a dead fish.
Even if Li Zhi stabbed him in the thigh at this moment, there would be no reaction.
Li Zhi sighed, obviously determined not to wake him up today.
He raised his voice and called the palace officials, and ordered Li Qinzai to be sent back to the British government.
Li Qinzai was carried away by four palace officials.
Li Zhi sat alone in the palace, poured himself a glass of wine and drank it all. Then he smiled and said leisurely: "He is cunning and slippery. He is worthy of being the bastard who was famous in Chang'an back then..."
Then Li Zhi's face darkened again and he shouted outside the palace: "Come here, summon Xu Jingzong to see you."
