The fish and dragon danced all night long until both of them fell asleep from exhaustion.
Early the next morning, Jin Xiang endured the discomfort and gritted his teeth and got up. Seeing that Li Qinzai was still sleeping soundly, Jin Xiang did not dare to wake him up. He was also angry that his actions last night were too rude, so he had to hate Li Qinzai. She rolled her eyes at him hatefully.
Although she was already stripped of her title as County Lord, Prince Teng's Mansion did not regard her as a white woman. When Jinxiang married into the Li family, Prince Teng also gave her a lot of dowry and many maids to serve her.
Under the service of the maid, Jin Xiang washed up and went to another room in the backyard to meet Cui Jie.
The rules of a wealthy family are strict. They used to be best friends who talked about everything, but after marrying into the family, you must respect the older woman, otherwise the family will sooner or later become chaotic.
Jin Xiang is a smart woman. She knows very well what Li Qinzai cares about. She has long secretly warned herself not to be clever where Li Qinzai cares.
Things like fighting for favor in the back house, once the fight starts, it means both sides will lose.
It was already around noon when Li Qinzai got up.
As if he had already understood his daily routine, as soon as Li Qinzai finished washing, many people came to the other courtyard.
So Li Qinzai took the shy and timid Jin Xiang to the front yard to meet the students.
The students laughed and came forward to salute one after another, calling them "Second Master's Wife". Jin Xiang was extremely embarrassed, but he still responded calmly and dignifiedly.
"Qiao'er pays homage to Er Niang." Qiao'er stood up from the crowd and bowed politely.
Jinxiang naturally knew Qiao'er. She had lived in Ganjingzhuang for a while and got along quite happily with Qiao'er.
Jin Xiang smiled and said to Qiao'er, "We haven't seen you for a long time. Qiao'er seems to have grown taller again."
Qiao'er blinked: "Last time Qiao'er called you Erniang, you were still angry and said it didn't happen, but you are not angry today?"
Jin Xiang was so embarrassed that he rolled his eyes at him and said, "You are just like your father, the more you learn, the worse you become!"
Li Qinzai smiled and said: "It's okay. If a man is bad, he won't suffer. If a man is too honest, he will be bullied."
After speaking, he glanced at the disciples and saw a friendly and warm smile on Li Qinzai's face.
"In this year's scientific examination, I am the one who sets the questions. I would like to ask you, who is sure of getting into high school?"
One sentence instantly destroyed the harmonious and joyful atmosphere. All the disciples had smiles on their faces. Some looked up at the sky, some looked down at the ground, and some kept blinking. They were probably thinking of an excuse to escape, such as a fire at home.
The only voice said loudly: "Sir, I want to give it a try."
Everyone followed the sound and found, not surprisingly, that the person speaking was Princess Xuancheng.
Even Li Qinzai was not surprised. Among all the disciples in the school, Princess Xuancheng was the only academic master. Her understanding and grades were much better than Qiao'er, who taught her personally.
Li Qinzai nodded with a smile, then looked at the other disciples, shook his head and sighed: "Look at others, and then look at yourself, you are the worst class of students I have ever taught, bar none."
"I wanted to teach you how to swim in the ocean of knowledge, but it turned out that not only were you unable to learn how to paddle a dog, but you drowned a lot of them alive. Only Xuancheng became a white stripe in the waves..."
The more he talked, the more energetic he became. I don’t know why, but every time he faced these little bastards, Li Qinzai would say one derogatory word after another, and he couldn’t stop being inspired.
The little bastards turned green after being scolded by Li Qinzai. Jin Xiang beside him couldn't stand it anymore and gently tugged on his sleeves. Only then did Li Qinzai stop without knowing what was going on.
"Tomorrow I will teach you new knowledge, the basis of physical mechanics," Li Qinzai pondered for a while, and then said: "Have you seen the hydraulic press at the entrance of the village? It is built based on physical knowledge."
"Knowledge is the foundation for changing the world. The emergence of any new things is not accidental, but the inevitable product of knowledge."
"The physics knowledge we will learn tomorrow starts with gravity..."
Li Sujie asked curiously: "Sir, what is 'universal gravity'?"
This question touched Li Qinzai's heart, so he smiled and said: "If you sit under an apple tree..."
Before he finished speaking, Li Xian raised his hand cautiously: "Sir, what is an 'apple'?"
Li Qinzai was stunned for a moment, then patted his head, almost forgetting that although apples were brought to the Central Plains by Hu merchants from the Western Regions as early as the Han Dynasty, their name was not apples, but a very poetic name, called "Ringo".
Looking at the students who were eager to ask for advice, Li Qinzai felt soft in his heart and explained in a friendly manner: "...your grades are getting worse than the last one because you are too lenient. An apple is an apple. It is a kind of fruit. Eating it can lead to immortality. Satisfaction Yet?"
The students' eyes widened, and they were obviously full of curiosity about this magical and mysterious fruit.
Li Qinzai continued his lecture: "For example, you are sitting under an apple tree. The autumn wind blows, and an apple suddenly falls and hits..."
He looked around and pointed at Qi Bizhen. This guy was so honest that he deserved to be hit on the head with an apple.
"Well, it happened to hit Qi Bizhen's head..."
The students next to him laughed happily, but Qi Bizhen turned red with anger: "Why should you hit me?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Qinzai kicked him over and said coldly: "Because it was arranged by me, your facial features look like you deserve to be hit by an apple. Why don't you accept it?"
Only then did Qi Bizhen realize that the occasion for her outburst was not right, and she hurriedly said with a smile: "I obey, I obey, I should smash it."
"Then, what is the first thing that comes to the mind of a normal, ignorant person when he is hit by an apple?" Li Qinzai asked earnestly and seductively.
Qi Bizhen said without thinking: "Of course I will eat it. My husband said that eating it can lead to immortality."
All the disciples nodded hurriedly, and the schadenfreude just now instantly turned into full envy for Qi Bizhen.
Li Qinzai looked up to the sky and sighed.
In fact, they should have become numb a long time ago. This is Li Qinzai's daily routine of teaching. No matter what knowledge he teaches them, the topic will be successfully diverted by them.
The little bastards no longer care about the physical enlightenment knowledge after the apple hits the head, but they discuss with great interest what the fruit that can make people become immortals looks like, what it tastes like, and whether my parents can join in after eating it. Ascension...
With such a bunch of bastard students, it would be difficult for a teacher not to work hard, and he would lose at least two taels of blood every day.
Suddenly losing interest in teaching knowledge, Li Qinzai waved his hand in disinterest: "Everyone, get out."
The little bastards were still not satisfied and wanted to hear Li Qinzai continue talking about the fruit that would lead to immortality.
Li Qinzai was so angry that he raised one foot, and everyone was so frightened that they dispersed.
He sighed deeply, sighing at the difficulty of teaching.
After the students all dispersed, Jin Xiang came up to him, his eyes turned into crescent moon smiles, and he covered his mouth and said, "So this is how my husband teaches. The way you teach with your disciples is really interesting."
Li Qinzai glanced at her: "You find it interesting?"
"Of course it's interesting. Although my husband doesn't have a good word, he is still teaching his teachings seriously. Although the disciples are not formal, I can see that they respect and respect my husband from the bottom of their hearts. Teacher and student Ruosi, let me see I’m so envious.”
