The horizontal ones are afraid of the stunned ones, the stunned ones are afraid of life-threatening ones, and the life-threatening ones are afraid of the crazy ones.
This is a food chain that remains unchanged throughout the ages.
Obviously, Takeshi is at the top of the food chain.
Li Qinzai is not a timid man. He has also experienced thousands of troops fighting. He was not afraid at that time, but facing Wu Minzhi today, to be honest, he was a little scared.
The source of the fear is based on the laws of the previous life, and it is not illegal for a lunatic to kill someone.
Therefore, if Wu Minzhi suddenly kills himself with a knife now, will he be punished by law?
Li Qinzai thought about it and felt that Empress Wu would protect him. Not only would she protect him, but she might even applaud him behind his back.
But Li Zhi must really want to kill him.
After all, in Li Zhi's mind, he and Li Qinzai have different price-performance ratios.
Who is more important, a pillar of the country who made many contributions to the Tang Dynasty, or a lunatic who just eats and waits for death?
Halfway through the banquet, Li Qinzai already had the urge to call his subordinates to come in and protect him.
"Brother Min, let me give you an interesting question." Li Qinzai said with a smile.
Wu Minzhi raised his eyebrows: "I've heard for a long time that Marquis Li's talents are astonishing and his reputation is world-famous. I'm very honored to have Marquis Li write the topic."
"If there is a basin in front of you, the basin is filled with water, and you are given a small wooden spoon and a large ladle, which tool will you choose to use to get the water out?"
Wu Minzhi said without hesitation: "Of course I use a ladle, do you even need to think about it?"
Li Qinzai's face became even more worried.
Sure, this guy is really crazy.
After Wu Minzhi answered, he looked stunned and said cautiously: "The question asked by Marquis Li is probably not that simple, right? Did I answer it wrong?"
Li Qinzai said depressedly: "The correct answer is... pick up the basin and pour it out directly."
Wu Minzhi: "…………"
Li Qinzai sighed. It was said that this question was famous in his previous life, but he could not remember whether it was used to test mental illness or mental retardation.
In short, Wu Minzhi is either crazy or mentally retarded, which is a real deal.
The thinking is infinitely divergent. If you use this question to test the little bastards in the school...
Li Qinzai gave up the idea instantly. He had a premonition that the result would be very sad. Maybe the whole class was mentally retarded. Ganjingzhuang Pheasant School was renamed Pheasant School for the Disabled...
The logic of Wu Minzhi's behavior is difficult to predict. He took the initiative to provoke Qi Bizhen and even beat him up. He was obviously not afraid of his father, General Qi Bizhen. To be more specific, he was not actually afraid of powerful people.
However, after being plotted against by Qiao'er, he came to the Li family's courtyard to cause trouble. After being beaten by Li Qinzai, he took the initiative to expose it. Not only that, he also took out his valuable accessories to compensate Qi Bizhen.
After Li Qinzai thought about it carefully, he felt that Wu Minzhi exposed the matter, and of course he was not afraid of Li Qinzai's power. To be honest, in terms of background background, although Wu Minzhi was not as good as Li Qinzai, he was not afraid. If the fight continued, both sides would lose.
He is not even afraid of Qi Bi, and there is no reason to be afraid of Li Qinzai. It does not make sense logically.
So, what is this guy thinking?
"Brother Min Zhi is young, but he is really unpredictable." Li Qinzai said with emotion.
Wu Minzhi blinked: "Marquis Li County thinks my city is deep?"
"I think you are not normal..." Li Qinzai said very straightforwardly.
"Based on Li Xianhou's opinion, what should I do to be normal?"
Li Qinzai thought for a while and said: "Today you should come with a large force of troops to seek revenge. When you enter, you will smash, smash and loot. When you see me, you will directly draw your sword and chase me..."
Wu Minzhi was stunned: "Does Marquis Li County like this?"
"In comparison, I would rather you be like this, so that I can kill you to sacrifice to heaven without any scruples..." Li Qinzai said with a bitter smile: "Now you are trying to express your grievances and make compensation, which has completely messed up my train of thought. I’m in chaos, and I don’t know whether I should regard you as a friend or an enemy.”
Wu Minzhi showed a crazy smile again: "Hahaha, it can make the world-famous Li County Marquis worry. Even if Wu Minzhi's work today is not in vain, this life is enough!"
After laughing for a while, Wu Minzhi said: "The Marquis of Li County is not too worried. I just want to get acquainted with the Marquis of Li County. Although I sometimes don't have good ideas and occasionally fall into madness, I am not stupid."
"Being friends with Li County Marquis is infinitely better than being enemies."
Li Qinzai's lips curled up: "Friends?"
Wu Minzhi smiled and saluted: "Brother Fool has surpassed Brother Jing Chu."
Li Qinzai was silent for a long time, and finally smiled: "Okay, friend."
…………
Although he made friends, Li Qinzai still felt uneasy.
But Wu Minzhi was obviously very down-to-earth. When he heard Li Qinzai admit that he was a friend, Wu Minzhi danced with joy, and then drank hard.
Li Qinzai's dazzling technique made Li Qinzai terrified. Although the alcohol content in this era was very low, it was still easy to get drunk after drinking too much.
The banquet lasted all afternoon, and it was not until nightfall that Wu Minzhi finally became drunk.
Li Qinzai asked his servants to help him sleep in the side room in the front yard, then shook his head and walked to the backyard.
Cui Jie was lying on the bed in the backyard, with two old women and two maids waiting on her.
The low table next to the bed was filled with various snacks, including dried meat, candied green plums, and various sweet and sour flavors.
Cui Jie was holding a book in her hand. When she looked away from the book and glanced at the snacks on the table, the experienced old woman accurately caught her gaze and stuffed the snacks she liked into her mouth. In the mouth.
After squirming a few times, the old woman saw that she was about to open her mouth, so she put her hands under her chin and spit out a plum core, which happened to land on the old woman's hand.
This tacit understanding cannot be achieved even after three or two years of training.
Li Qinzai couldn't help but be amazed.
"How do you do it? Is there anything special about it?" Li Qinzai asked enviously.
Cui Jie glanced at him: "What's so important?"
Li Qinzai pointed at her and then at the old woman: "How do you two achieve this tacit understanding?"
"What?"
"I have always dreamed of having a servant like this. He can eat whatever he wants or vomit it. He can solve it perfectly with just a look without saying a word. It's perfect for a salty fish like me."
The old woman smiled reservedly: "My husband sent a few slaves to serve the young lady. After all, he took a fancy to the slave's insignificant strengths and served the master's job. The slave has been doing it all his life."
"If you don't even have this kind of vision, how can it be worthy of my father-in-law's personal order to send a few slaves here?"
Cui Jie put down her book and said, "Husband, don't worry about the things in the backyard. I heard that someone came to make trouble in the house today?"
Li Qinzai came back to his senses and said: "Oh, it's not a trouble. There was a misunderstanding at first. Later, after he was convinced, we recognized each other as friends."
Cui Jie asked in confusion: "How did your husband convince him?"
Li Qinzai glanced at her: "Of course you use fists and kicks to convince people physically, otherwise? Could it be that you use virtue to convince people?"
"I heard from my servants that the trouble was caused by people from the Wu family... Husband, are we getting deeper and deeper into grudges with the Queen's family?" Cui Jie looked worried.
Li Qinzai reached out and touched her belly. The pregnancy was still short, and her belly was still flat with no sign of bulge.
"Take good care of your child and rest your mind, and stay out of things outside. As long as I'm here, the sky won't fall."
"Besides, the one who caused trouble today...is hard to describe. Maybe he is not an enemy."
