Li Qinzai had never heard of people rolling around in front of other people's houses.
This person is actually a man, even the most aggressive woman in Zhuangzi cannot do this.
Li Qinzai was stunned when he heard Buqu's report.
"Did he ask for money when he was acting like a fool?" Li Qinzai asked slowly: "Did he say that he had to stay private and see a doctor for injuries?"
Liu Asi also looked confused, shook his head and said: "No, he was just rolling around on the ground outside the door, crying and howling, but he didn't make any demands."
Li Qinzai touched his chin. This Taoism of touching porcelain is a bit deep.
Not asking for conditions means asking for more conditions.
"Pengci touched my head..." Li Qinzai sneered: "If I am easily blackmailed, this county prince will not be able to take advantage of me."
"Let the brothers give him a good beating and then throw him into the Weinan County Yamen Prison. Tell Magistrate Ma that he will be severely sentenced. Even if he cannot be executed, he will be exiled for at least three thousand miles." Li Qinzai ordered calmly. road.
Just as Liu Asi was about to take the order, he suddenly remembered something and said hesitantly: "Fifth Young Master, I saw that the man was dressed luxuriously and the accessories on his body were very valuable. It seems that... he did not want to blackmail you."
Li Qinzai narrowed his eyes, and then sighed: "Let me go and see for myself, who is this evildoer who dares to come to my door to seek bad luck?"
When he came outside the gate, Li Qinzai saw a man rolling on the ground. Just as Liu Asi said, this man was very luxuriously dressed, even better than Li Qinzai, and the expensive ornaments on his body were even more eye-catching.
That’s right, it doesn’t look like you’re here to touch porcelain.
Quietly walking up to this man, Li Qinzai knelt down and said in a friendly manner: "This dear fellow...why did I provoke you?"
The young man didn't hear anything and was still rolling around on the floor, looking like a naughty child asking his parents for money to buy toys.
"I can't live anymore! I can't live anymore! This is too much!" the man screamed miserably.
Li Qinzai said in confusion: "If you don't want to live anymore, you can die farther away. You and I have no grievances, so you don't have to die in front of my house, right?"
The man was still rolling, his legs like an electrocuted donkey, unable to stop kicking and clawing in the air.
Li Qinzai frowned, already impatient. He doesn't tolerate other people's good temper.
Standing up, Li Qinzai looked at Liu Asi with a smile: "Let's beat him first. If he still can't speak well, then beat him again until he can speak well."
After speaking, Li Qinzai patted his butt and left.
The rolling man was stunned: "Marquis Li County, how dare you..."
Before he finished speaking, the Li family members who had long disliked him suddenly swarmed up and kicked him in circles.
I saw dust flying in front of the Li family courtyard, accompanied by bursts of screams. Finally, the dust dispersed, and the man was lying on the ground dying.
Li Qinzai came over, looked at the man with a bruised nose and swollen face, and said, "Can you speak properly?"
The man groaned.
Li Qinzai nodded and gestured to Liu Asi: "Increase the dose and continue the treatment."
Liu Asi nodded vigorously, and a group of tribes gathered around him again.
The man lying on the ground was agitated and said hurriedly: "Stop! Stop the evil thief! If you can speak, I can speak well!"
Li Qinzai waved his hand and everyone dispersed.
Walking up to the man, Li Qinzai glanced at him: "Are you a bitch? Why bother to get beaten like this if you can speak human words?"
Squatting in front of him, Li Qinzai said calmly: "Tell me, who are you, what are your origins, and why do you want to make trouble in front of my house?"
The strange thing is that after the man received a severe beating, his expression showed no pain. He moaned sadly, but his eyes emitted a strange light, as if he was...excited?
Goosebumps appeared on Li Qinzai's back.
This man is a bit evil, so after asking him, tell him to get out of here.
"My name is Wu Minzhi. Your Li family is very prestigious. The day before yesterday, your son plotted against me, and today my father beat me up. It's too much!" The man said through gritted teeth.
Li Qinzai was shocked, and his expression suddenly changed.
"Min's wise brother——!" Li Qinzai called in surprise.
"Get out! I'm going to complain in front of the emperor. It's too bullying!" Wu Minzhi struggled to get up.
Li Qinzai's heart tightened, and he stretched out his big hand and pushed back Wu Minzhi who was halfway up. Wu Minzhi was caught off guard and fell to the ground on his face, and ate a mouth full of dust.
"Brother Min Zhi, please calm down and talk to me if you have anything to say..." Li Qinzai turned his face and looked at Liu Asi and the others angrily: "How could you be so rude to Brother Min Zhi? The local gang is so rude!"
Liu, Asi, and the others looked at each other, bowed their heads, and silently stepped aside.
"Brother Min is here to visit today, and the humble house is in full bloom. No wonder I heard the cry of magpies early in the morning. It turns out that I am destined to meet a demon today. Oh no, I am destined to have a distinguished guest..." Li Qinzai greeted the guests affectionately and said... Wu Minzhi helped him up and dusted him off.
"Li Qinzai, even if you are arrogant at first and respectful later, you still can't get through this matter!" Wu Minzhi glared at him.
Li Qinzai pinched the back of his neck and walked to the house, saying angrily: "What the wise brother Min said is serious. Everyone in Chang'an knows that I am known as 'Xiao Mengchang'. How can I be so arrogant in front of you and respectful in the back?" There's a fuss, hurry up and invite someone in, come and spread the banquet!"
Full of anger, Wu Minzhi was choked by Li Qinzai. He tried to struggle but couldn't, so he could only let him enter the door like a chicken that had just been bled.
The cook acted very quickly, and in a matter of seconds, the hot food and wine were on the table.
Li Qinzai enthusiastically prepared dishes and poured wine for him.
Based on Li Qinzai's observation, this guy didn't seem to be very bright-minded, so he decided to be more enthusiastic and take a gamble, just in case he was really stupid and forgot about the grudge he had made when he saw someone being polite.
Wu Minzhi did not disappoint Li Qinzai. After the food and wine were served, he drank heavily.
Li Qinzai accompanied him with a smile. When the dishes were cold, he asked the maid to bring them down and reheat them. When the wine was gone, he continued to bring the jars.
In short, we must make our distinguished guests feel at home.
Half an hour later, Wu Minzhi drank the entire jar of wine, his eyes a little wandering.
Li Qinzai secretly curled his lips.
A jar of rice wine floats away, you can't do that, little dog.
Then he brought a jar, and after Wu Minzhi filled it, he raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.
While he was drinking, Wu Minzhi puffed out without warning, and squirted out a mouthful of wine. After squirting out, he buried his head and shrugged his shoulders.
Li Qinzai was shocked, and he was still trying to make a fool of himself? Are you going crazy with epilepsy this time?
Unexpectedly, Wu Minzhi shrugged his shoulders for a long time, then suddenly laughed out loud, laughing so hard that tears flowed out.
"Hahahahaha! Li Qinzai, Li Jingchu... do you think that with good wine and good food, I will forget about your son plotting against me and you letting Bu Qu beat me up?"
Wu Minzhi laughed uncontrollably, while wiping his tears, he gasped: "For many years, others only thought I was a lunatic. Today is the first time I encountered someone who thought I was a fool, hahahaha!"
