When three notorious playboys get together, what good things can they come up with?
In addition to living a luxurious life, a dandy also has a very important characteristic, that is, he fails to succeed but fails to succeed.
If you ask them to do things normally, they will probably fail.
Let them trick people on their own initiative, and nine times out of ten they will succeed.
Halfway through the banquet, the gangsters held a meeting.
The banquet ended quickly. Xue Ne and Gao Qi smiled eagerly and rolled up their sleeves excitedly.
"I haven't done bad things with brother Jingchu for a long time, and I'm a little unfamiliar with you. Let's do what we want tomorrow so that Chang'an City can know our brother's name!" Xue Ne said excitedly.
Gao Qi also geared up and said: "That's right, the world says that we, the rich and powerful, only hang around the Zhangtai Chu Palace, and there are even unscrupulous people who even steal and sell family heirlooms. This time, we can teach the world that we, the rich and powerful, are He can also do great things."
As soon as Gao Qi finished speaking, Li Qinzai and Xue Ne both lowered their faces and stared at him with unkind eyes.
"What do you mean? You are a bit disrespectful." Li Qinzai said coldly.
Xue Ne was even more rude and said with a sullen face: "Gao, you are the only one who is noble. Have you never stolen any of the family's treasures and sold them?"
Gao Qi was shocked and immediately recalled that the two guys in front of him had criminal records. They had both stolen treasures from home, especially Li Qinzai, who dared to sell the treasures given by the late emperor.
Didn’t the words just hit a nerve between them?
Gao Qi hurriedly changed his words: "I mean... we are about to be successful! Haha!"
Xue Nadai stared at him for a long time, then turned to look at Li Qinzai and sighed: "Brother Jingchu, can you find a more normal helper in the future? We are obviously doing bad things secretly, how can we be successful? This guy is so stupid. , I’m really a little afraid that I’ll be screwed by him tomorrow.”
Li Qinzai also showed a solemn look: "...It seems that it was really out of consideration."
Gao Qi immediately blushed and said angrily: "I am willing to issue a military order. If things fail tomorrow, I am willing to sacrifice the good head!"
Xue Ne smiled evilly and said: "How about you keep your good head with me first, and if things go well tomorrow, how about returning the head to you?"
Gao Qi was not one to be bullied. Hearing this, he sneered and said, "How can a son of a mere county man be worthy of barking? Brother Jing Chu is a generation apart from your father. He is already an uncle of Jin County. What can Brother Xue Xian say? ?”
Xue Ne was furious, and these words pierced his heart.
"Gao, come out, Xue will fight you to the death!"
Gao Qi sneered: "Come on, come on. How can Gao be afraid of the yellow-mouthed child of the Xue family!"
Li Qinzai sighed and did not intend to break up the fight.
The murder between these two idiots was purely caused by their bad words. It would be boring to break up the fight, but it would be fun to blow their brains out.
As expected, the two of them had a fight in the Li family's yard. After the fight, they brushed the dust off their bodies, snorted angrily, and then left.
Li Qinzai was sitting alone in the front hall and drank the last glass of wine. He was about to get up and go back to the backyard when he suddenly heard a slight cough behind him.
Li Ji put his hands behind his hands to stroke his beard and walked out slowly.
Li Qinzai saluted hurriedly.
Li Ji nodded and said calmly: "I stood behind the screen for a long time..."
Li Qinzai blinked: "Grandpa, did you hear it?"
"Hmph! It's just nonsense. You guys came up with such a lawless idea. No need to ask, it was you who came up with the idea, right?"
Li Qinzai kept blinking, but Li Ji saw through him at a glance: "There is no need to make up lies to fool me, and don't try to blame others. The Xue family and the Gao family are so stupid that they will never come up with such an evil idea. You are the mastermind. "
There is an old man in the family who is cunning and cunning.
Seeing that he couldn't hide it, Li Qinzai simply admitted: "It was my grandson who came up with the idea in a flash..."
Li Ji sighed, and a flash of inspiration struck him...
"But my grandson thinks that in order to solve our family's troubles, we can find another way. We don't have to be led by the enemy. Once they frame us, we have to clarify one. If this continues, we will always be passive. Grandson thinks that we should find another person." The direction is to break through them and turn passivity into initiative.”
Li Ji said coldly: "I only said that your idea was sinister, but did you ever say that your idea was wrong?"
Li Qinzai was stunned: "Grandpa also agrees?"
Li Ji did not answer, but snorted coldly and said, "You must be careful in everything and don't get yourself into trouble. Although you have His Majesty's protection, if you arouse public anger, Your Majesty will not be able to protect you. You will have to bear the final consequences yourself. "
Li Qinzai smiled and said: "Grandpa, don't worry, my grandson must be careful."
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The next day, Li Qinzai got up very early, got dressed, and sat in the yard thinking about something alone.
At noon, Li Qinzai straightened his clothes, went out with Liu Asi, Lao Wei and other tribes, got into the carriage and went straight to Pingkangfang.
Pingkangfang is a very special place in Chang'an City.
The most special thing is that the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty and the prostitutes of the brothel lived in this square.
During the Wude period, the great ancestor Li Yuan set up an internal teaching workshop in Pingkangfang. Countless wives and daughters of convicts ended up in brothels. In order to survive, they had to entertain guests with beautiful songs and dances.
With the existence of Nei Jiaofang, brothels suddenly sprung up around Nei Jiaofang, unknowingly forming a famous place of romance.
During the Zhenguan period of the Tang Dynasty, prime ministers such as Kong Yingda, Chu Suiliang and Pei Xingjian also lived in Pingkangfang.
The reason they live here is certainly not for the convenience of visiting brothels. With their status, they don't have to visit brothels. As long as they need it, brothels will take the initiative to visit them.
In fact, Pingkangfang has an excellent geographical location. It is very close to Taiji Palace. The prime ministers lived here purely for the convenience of going to court.
As a result, Pingkangfang formed a situation where prime ministers and prostitutes coexisted. Fortunately, the prime ministers were able to support the boat. It seemed that they never thought of expelling the brothel Chu Guan in Pingkangfang. They didn't even crack down on pornography. Everyone is at peace with each other. If nothing happens, the water in the well will not interfere with the water in the river.
The openness and tolerance of the Tang Dynasty can also be seen in this informal aspect.
It was already noon, and Li Qinzai's carriage stopped in front of a brothel called Xiangjinglou.
As soon as Li Qinzai got off the carriage, Xue Ne, who was standing outside the door, came up to him and saluted with joy on his face: "Brother Jingchu, it's been a long time."
It's a bit false. Yesterday, this guy was beaten to disgrace in his own yard. Today, he looked like he was surprised to meet an old friend in a foreign land.
The lines are right, but the acting is a bit exaggerated.
Li Qinzai also put on a fake smile on his face: "Be careful, my dear brother, it's my birthday. How could you not come, my foolish brother? Today I have specially prepared a small gift to congratulate my dear brother on his birthday. Please be careful, my dear brother, don't dislike it."
Xue Ne thought he was so heroic and laughed loudly: "Brother Jingchu is determined, haha, he is determined."
Li Qinzai waved his hand, and Liu Asi and others walked into the brothel carrying several loads of gifts covered with red cloth.
Xue Ne winked at Li Qinzai. Li Qinzai understood, nodded silently, and then walked inside, while Xue Ne continued to stand at the door to greet the guests.
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