The nobles of the Tian family, members of the royal family, were eating hot pot and singing songs, and were suddenly robbed by bandits...
One can imagine the sadness and anger in King Teng's heart.
His lungs were almost bursting with anger, and Prince Teng instantly turned black. With red eyes, he wanted to fight Li Qinzai desperately, even if they died together.
"Father, calm down! You have been deceived, so why bother asking for trouble? I am the grandson of a British duke, and he is highly regarded by the emperor. If my father files a complaint, it is difficult for the emperor not to favor him." Jin Xiang calmly said analyzed.
Prince Teng burst into tears and said, "I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen!"
"I have saved this money for several years. I originally planned to find a beautiful place with beautiful mountains and rivers to build a Tengwang Pavilion after arriving in Hongzhou. It's gone. It's all gone!"
"Cheating money is a trivial matter. How dare you fool and deceive the feudal lord? I really can't stand this tone!"
Seeing that the carriage still didn't stop, King Teng was so angry that he opened the curtain, grabbed the coachman's whip with his bare hands, and whipped it at the coachman without thinking.
"Change the route to Chang'an, go to Chang'an, go to Chang'an! Are you deaf?" King Teng said angrily.
King Teng's motorcade, with its majestic ceremonial guard, turned around and marched toward Chang'an in a mighty manner.
The Lord of Jinxiang County was sitting in the carriage with a sad look on his face.
What can she do with such a biological father on the stall?
But... that evil thief Li Qinzai really deserves to be smoked. He talked nonsense about "love is stronger than gold" and "you need to pay more". He defrauded his father of his savings for many years. It is not unjust to smoke him half to death!
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Ganjingzhuang.
When Li Qinzai got up early in the morning, his calves were a little weak.
Farewell is better than newlyweds. Last night was a bit too intense. I don’t remember how many times I had sex with Cui Jiehuan. In short, it was very smooth.
Cui Jie was still sleeping at the moment. She had suffered a lot last night. She had never done anything before, and she didn't know whether it was normal for her man to be so aggressive. It was not convenient to ask others about this kind of thing, so she had to grit her teeth and bear his violent storm.
Li Qinzai was woken up by the maid. Someone asked to see him in the front yard. He had to see this person because he was afraid that he would give up his job.
If you want to be the hands-off shopkeeper, you must be polite to the second shopkeeper.
The person seeking an audience was called Di Renjie. He learned that Li Qinzai had returned to Zhuangzi last night and was waiting at the door of the Li family courtyard early in the morning.
Seeing Li Qinzai walking out with weak legs, Di Renjie hurriedly greeted him.
"I'm here to pay my respects to Uncle Li. I haven't seen you for a long time. Uncle Li is looking more and more haggard. He has devoted himself to serving the country. Thank you for your hard work, Uncle Li."
Li Qinzai touched his face subconsciously: "Am I... haggard?"
Doubts suddenly appeared in my heart, wondering whether my haggardness was really working for the country, or whether it was just because I worked too hard last night.
No matter how haggard it is, the scene is in place.
"It is the duty of our courtiers to devote themselves to death and die." Li Qinzai said seriously.
Di Renjie said with admiration: "The lower officials must follow the example of Uncle Li and do their best for the Tang Dynasty, even after death."
"Huaiying doesn't have to work too hard. Pay attention to the balance between work and rest." Li Qinzai said in a leadership tone.
"I heard that Uncle Li came back last night and came here to ask for instructions today. The hall has been completed for a long time, but the name of the hall has not been chosen yet. It is not right to name it. I also asked Uncle Li to give me the name of the hall. Please give me a name." People make plaques and hang them up.”
Li Qinzai said without hesitation: "It's simple. It's called 'Ganjingzhuang Mentally Retarded Hospital'. It's well deserved."
Di Renjie: "…………"
Are you serious?
Under Di Renjie's sad and angry gaze, Li Qinzai had no choice but to compromise: "Let's call it 'Ganjing Zhuangtang'. There is no need to give it a fancy name. What if all the people who come out of the hall are scum? What a waste of a name."
Di Renjie sighed helplessly: "...I'd better go to Chang'an City and ask the great scholar from the Imperial College to give me a name."
Li Qinzai breathed a sigh of relief and nodded repeatedly.
Although I feel embarrassed when I feel disgusted by you, I feel comfortable knowing that I don’t have to waste my brain cells to name a hospital for the mentally retarded...
"Is everything okay? I'll say goodbye now. Huaiying, do your best and don't live up to my expectations." Li Qinzai turned around and wanted to leave.
"Hold on, Uncle Li. After you took office as governor of Bingzhou, the sons of the Tang Dynasty have been away for more than two months. Uncle Li has come back just in time. It's time to teach them."
When class started, Li Qinzai suddenly lost the energy to "fight until death". Thinking of the stupid look of those little bastards waiting for food and not realizing it, Li Qinzai felt really tired.
Yawning lazily, Li Qinzai said calmly: "Ah, it's a teaching, right? No rush, no rush, I'll take a nap first... Huaiying has been worrying too much about the affairs of the hall."
Just as he was about to turn around and go back to the backyard, Di Renjie grabbed his sleeve tightly.
"You can't sleep in the cage. If Li County's uncles don't discipline them anymore, those evil beasts... well, I made a mistake, and those simple people are going to turn upside down."
Li Qinzai looked at him in surprise.
Even Di Renjie couldn't help but call them "evil beasts". Obviously Li Qinzai was not arrogant or prejudiced against them. Those evil beasts were really what everyone expected and wanted.
This feeling is like Monkey King and Guanyin grabbing Tang Monk's neck at the same time, they are empathizing with each other!
I am very curious about what outrageous things those evil beasts did after I took office in Bingzhou.
"Both animals and evil animals are suitable for free-range farming. Huaiying doesn't need to pay attention to them. When I teach them, I will give them a whip and they will be honest."
Di Renjie sighed: "County Uncle Li should teach you as soon as possible. The sons who come from the Imperial College are fine, but only those princes and the children of powerful people, the lower officials really can't control them."
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Under Di Renjie's repeated invitations and urgings, Li Qinzai was forced to open his business and mustered up his energy to come to the hall.
The hall was still the same as before. Li Qinzai took a closer look and found that the house had not collapsed, the roof tiles were not removed, and the locust trees on both sides of the gate had half of their bark peeled off, leaving many bare footprints.
Li Qinzai glanced at it and saw that it had only damaged a few trees. Well, the little bastards in Ming Dynasty were still very restrained.
After entering the classroom, there were noisy shouting and scolding in the classroom. Li Qinzai said he was very calm. Anyway, he never expected the little bastards to sit quietly in the classroom and study.
Arriving at the door of the classroom, Li Qinzai coughed twice.
There was a sudden silence in the classroom, and then there was a chaos of soldiers, horses, and wolves running around, accompanied by screams of pain when they hit the table legs, the pages of books churning, and the muffled groans of falling down in a hurry and trying to get up quickly...
When Li Qinzai walked into the classroom, the children were already sitting upright behind the table, each one acting like a good child, as if they had been like this from beginning to end, and it was not clear whether they were lying to others or themselves.
Looking around at everyone with a smile, Li Qinzai said affectionately: "Retarded fellows, sir is back, did you miss me?"
All the retarded people were immediately happy, and they didn't care about the name of retarded. Anyway, Mr. was used to having a sharp tongue, and he called them retarded not once or twice.
The disciples stood up and saluted respectfully: "Disciple pays homage to Sir."
Li Qinzai nodded and said straight to the point: "During my absence, whoever causes trouble in the hall will stand up and die."
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